[JW Cash]

I have to admit it......I am not that enamored with the Vancouver Canooks..
never was...never have been......they are my Green Bay Packers of the NHL

Vancouver is a false favorite in the true sense of the word. Totally overrated!

I have to agree with what a long time fan wrote about the Canooks after
they had their asses unceremoniously handed to them last year by Chicago...

The fan wrote


Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta are going to be 30 at the start of next season. 30 years old and never past the second round. 30 years old and idiot deluded fans are still saying.. oh yeah the Princesses are just growing into their roles.. they'll be better next year..Meanwhile REAL stud players who are NOT princesses are in the top ten in scoring when they are 22 and leading teams deep into the playoffs. A place that Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta along with the biggest, greasiest sieve in the world will never see. GM has duped the suckers with the ridiculous signings of these losers to ensure a top ten finish and first or second round exit for the next five years. Ensuring decades of future mediocrity with the no cup and 25th overall picks that the Canucks will never turn into bluechippers..Just losers who the media will keep telling the morons "just need time to develop" when they are 23 while other teams field all star 18 year olds.

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It would be interesting to see what that same fan writes this year after another
Canook choke......


But I am gonna do this year what I did with Green Bay Packers in last
years playoffs.....I am gonna bet them every game.....

I hate both teams so betting them to win is just ideal for me.....

Its simple really......

If the Vancouver Canooks Win.....well then, I win money....Nothing wrong there..

If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
fan forums after a Canook loss.......

Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
hockey misery yet another year........

So Cool....I know....

So lets drop the puck on the Vancouver Canook Stanley Cup Season...


I cant wait...................coz I cant lose.......


Ciao ciao for now........

[polsefest]

didn't you bet that Canada was going to win the Gold medal game although you desired to see USA win because you "couldn't lose" only to lose the wager in OT?

[Winnipeg Jets]

the beat hawks asses 1st round

[JW Cash]

the beat hawks asses 1st round

Then I win money......told ya I couldnt lose
with this 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy.......

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

This is stupid just get lost.

[mike-dub]

so.........now.......youre.......on..... ....the canucks? just bet on another team,that way if they win you make money and if canucks lose you can still get off on thinking about your henrietta and daniella crying

[JW Cash]

This is stupid just get lost.

This is Sports Entertainment....just like WWE.............




But the fact remains......I WIN any Vancouver playoff game this season.......

[JW Cash]

so.........now.......youre.......on..... ....the canucks? just bet on another team,that way if they win you make money and if canucks lose you can still get off on thinking about your henrietta and daniella crying

Dont try to complicate things......dont complicate the strategy...............


If the Canooks get lucky and win....I want that money.........

[DennisGreen]

The biggest joke on SBR returns. Still in denial that the Canucks are a good team he attempts to justify a win-win scenario.

Funny thing is he won't place a single bet on the Canucks all post-season but this way he covers his ass at the end of the playoffs when the Canucks are crowned champs and I re-bump every thread he's posted all year saying the Canucks suck.

[JW Cash]

Go Canooks Go..........................

[Marigold HD]

Common hawks please.

Ps. I live in Vancouver too

[bigsmitty]

JW, I thought with the cajones you had you would be going all in for any VAN opposition, just to really jam the Canucks faithful.

[JW Cash]

JW, I thought with the cajones you had you would be going all in for any VAN opposition, just to really jam the Canucks faithful.

Nah...my way is soooo much better.......

So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck..

It wouldnt be a win-win situation.....

If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too....

Ya feel me......

[odog11]

Nah...my way is soooo much better....... So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck.. It wouldnt be a win-win situation..... If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too.... Ya feel me......

It may be annoying to some, but if he actually does this will probably be both profitable and ultimately enjoyable as I see Vancouver cruising for a while and though they are probably the most likely to win it all, going to be a tall order as it is every year in the National Hockey League.

[mike-dub]

dont worry, the refs are not in favour of the canucks. Gary bettman would like nothing more than a chicago/ rangers final

Nah...my way is soooo much better.......

So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck..

It wouldnt be a win-win situation.....

If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too....

Ya feel me......

[Vinnybagadonuts]

Canucks are good and will go deep in the playoffs, but they will not get to the Finals.

Write it down.

[JW Cash]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Game 1 of the Vancouver Canooks quest for immortality......

And as the 100% Cant Lose Strategy Specifies...we will ride this gravy train till the wheels fall off......

And when that happens....I will have to shut my windows to drown out the choking sounds
coming from across the Northwest side of the border.....

Do we win money tonite or will the " choke train " start its gloomy ride towards mediocrity....Again !

This little tune sums up my feelings right now.......

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[DennisGreen]

Brutal song, brutal poster, brutal thread

[pinchylarue]

canucks will get blown out by SJ in round 3 ...count on it !!!!

[Pride]

if the canucks dont make the finals then something went horribly wrong

[Boxing Champ]

I have to admit it......I am not that enamored with the Vancouver Canooks..
never was...never have been......they are my Green Bay Packers of the NHL

Vancouver is a false favorite in the true sense of the word. Totally overrated!

I have to agree with what a long time fan wrote about the Canooks after
they had their asses unceremoniously handed to them last year by Chicago...

The fan wrote


Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta are going to be 30 at the start of next season. 30 years old and never past the second round. 30 years old and idiot deluded fans are still saying.. oh yeah the Princesses are just growing into their roles.. they'll be better next year..Meanwhile REAL stud players who are NOT princesses are in the top ten in scoring when they are 22 and leading teams deep into the playoffs. A place that Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta along with the biggest, greasiest sieve in the world will never see. GM has duped the suckers with the ridiculous signings of these losers to ensure a top ten finish and first or second round exit for the next five years. Ensuring decades of future mediocrity with the no cup and 25th overall picks that the Canucks will never turn into bluechippers..Just losers who the media will keep telling the morons "just need time to develop" when they are 23 while other teams field all star 18 year olds.

------------------------------------

It would be interesting to see what that same fan writes this year after another
Canook choke......


But I am gonna do this year what I did with Green Bay Packers in last
years playoffs.....I am gonna bet them every game.....

I hate both teams so betting them to win is just ideal for me.....

Its simple really......

If the Vancouver Canooks Win.....well then, I win money....Nothing wrong there..

If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
fan forums after a Canook loss.......

Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
hockey misery yet another year........

So Cool....I know....

So lets drop the puck on the Vancouver Canook Stanley Cup Season...


I cant wait...................coz I cant lose.......


Ciao ciao for now........

You wasted an hour of your life typing up this GARBAGE????

[JW Cash]

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....


1 game and 1 WIN in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game satisfies Rule One of the strategy.....If Vancouver wins...We Win..... Money.....

I can hardly wait for Game Two of this epic season for the Canooks.....

[bigsmitty]

Wow. I mean what do you say really...?

[JW Cash]

Wow. I mean what do you say really...?

Its hard to put my joy and excitement into words big smitty...its really hard..

[mike-dub]

nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!

[DennisGreen]

You wasted an hour of your life typing up this GARBAGE????

nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!

He didn't actually bet it. He just does this to cover his ass when the Canucks win the cup because he has being saying they suck all year long. Brutal poster, brutal thread, brutal waste of time. He spends an hour on each post and makes sure to have as bad grammar as possible with at least 50 ....... inserted somewhere in there. He loves his pink font too. He probably was one of the Princesses behind the Canucks bench that one game in all honesty

[JW Cash]

canucks will get blown out by SJ in round 3 ...count on it !!!!

I still say they lose to Chicago.......Canooks lucky as hell to win Game 1...but
I will take the money.....

It just will be so much better when they fall though.....with every win...they
build the fans hopes up that much more......but when it all comes crashing down,
the Canooks will totally decimate their fans optimism not only for hockey, but
maybe for life.....

Not gonna be pretty when it happens.....

Just for the helluvit.....lets revisit the co-winners for Vancouver Canook Fan
of the Year....they are seated right behind Alain...here...have a look

[JW Cash]

nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!

No problem.....be sure to check out my Powerful Platinum Playoff
thread for a Guaranteed 15 Units of Profit.......

[bruceBRUCEbruce]

this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.

[odog11]

this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.

It really isn't a strategy, but it does point out that the Nucks are so good even the people that hate them are betting on them. Should have buried them to win this series, only the "history" and Chicago playing them well this year kept the odds from being off the chart, series is over, only question is how many games, I say 4 or 5 at most.

[DennisGreen]

I still say they lose to Chicago.......Canooks lucky as hell to win Game 1...but I will take the money..... It just will be so much better when they fall though.....with every win...they build the fans hopes up that much more......but when it all comes crashing down, the Canooks will totally decimate their fans optimism not only for hockey, but maybe for life..... Not gonna be pretty when it happens..... Just for the helluva.....lets revisit the co-winners for Vancouver Canook Fan of the Year....they are seated right behind Alain...here...have a look

So are you the one on the right or left?

Right -150
Left +120

[bruceBRUCEbruce]

It really isn't a strategy,

seems to be working pretty well. look how butthurt the 'nucks fans are at the OP!

[JW Cash]

seems to be working pretty well. look how butthurt the 'nucks fans are at the OP!

EXACTLY !!!!!.......I dont even waste time to respond to them.....


I like the term " butt hurt "....They cant stomach the fact that I am now making
money with their beloved team....

I just laugh at them..........



To all those " butt hurt " Canooks fans out there...I got just two words for ya...




Bring It.......

[DennisGreen]

Brutal thread, brutal poster, brutal attention whore.

[JW Cash]

this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.

Thank You.....


I used this strategy with great success with the Green Bay Packers
during the NFL Playoffs.....


I hate the Green & Yellow with a passion but bet them every game and
well.......you know what happened....