What a clown Lou must be to have this contest!!
Fantasy Baseball is a science, Lou. This ain't some fukkin' game, pal.
My lineups are generated through exhaustive research, countless hours studying individual players intricacies, and my own highly detailed "model" (which I'm not prepared to share).
Look at my friggin' lineup I'm takin' him to the woodshed with tomorrow. Fukkin' Murderers Row!!
opie1988 P Colby Lewis
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)C Humberto Quintero
KAN v NYY (Pre-game)1B Matt Hague
PIT v CIN (Pre-game)2B Ian Kinsler
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)3B Adrian Beltre
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)SS Elvis Andrus
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)OF David Murphy
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)OF Josh Hamilton
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)OF Craig Gentry
TEX @ CLE (Pre-game)
Make this easy, Lou. Go ahead and send me my $65 now. No sense puttin' off the inevitable.