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    Capybara
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    Wow, so God was controlling Cam Newton all this time

    I was going to give him credit for turning his life around, but I guess he had nothing to do with it. Oh well.

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    great point capy

    just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    great point capy

    just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"
    Hahaha, totally!!!!

    You know what's funny? At the beginning of his interview, I was actually thinking -- and HOPING -- but I was seriously thinking HEY, maybe there's a chance that even though he's a college football player from a Southern school, this guy is not going to give all the credit to an invisible god. But just as I thought it, there came the monologue! The rug was pulled out from under me!!

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    bcs was a video game and newton was god's wii

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    Seems like Cammy Cam was a little upset that he didnt have the spectacular "Vince Young" Championship Game.

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    he'll be lucky to be half as good as vince young in the pros, he simply can't pass.

    Did god want oregon to lose?

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    I thought it was the money. Who knew?

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    God loves him more than he loves Darren Thomas ............ it's that simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shafted69 View Post
    God loves him more than he loves Darren Thomas ............ it's that simple
    Epic Post sir

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    But Jesus loves us all?

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    yes, he does, and he controls a lot in our lives somehow

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    It's why the phrase "God bless America" is totally stupid....

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    It is allah Who has created seven heavens and of the earth the like thereof (i.e. seven). His Command descends between them (heavens and earth), that you may know that allah has power over all things, and that allah surrounds all things in (His) Knowledge.
    ( سورة الطلاق , At-Talaq, Chapter #65, Verse #12)

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    no wonder hes sooo fukking good. hopefully when he gets his dick wet tonight he gets both bitches blowing him to use his rooster as a microphone to communicate with the big man above

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    Why does God keep hoarding the Cam Newton controller? Selfish prick. Think of how much fun you could have making a human being do whatever you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by talnted View Post
    no wonder hes sooo fukking good. hopefully when he gets his dick wet tonight he gets both bitches blowing him to use his rooster as a microphone to communicate with the big man above

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    he'll be lucky to be half as good as vince young in the pros, he simply can't pass. Did god want oregon to lose?
    God had Auburn on the ML.

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    What a stupid thing to say! There's no such thing as God! God is a made up scam to get people to go to church and buy into their bullshit! They never blame God when things go wrong! I use the book of bullshit for firewood!

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    cam is full of sht , hes like the rest he wants the money

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    He will have about 5 kids with 5 different woman by age 27 or so

    FACT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prop Bet Master View Post
    What a stupid thing to say! There's no such thing as God! God is a made up scam to get people to go to church and buy into their bullshit! They never blame God when things go wrong! I use the book of bullshit for firewood!
    I hope your joking!
    Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

    Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    I hope your joking!
    Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

    Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?


    Reg, you use the Bill O'Reilly school of thought.

    There must be an invisible supernatural power because you don't understand how things work

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post


    Reg, you use the Bill O'Reilly school of thought.

    There must be an invisible supernatural power because you don't understand how things work

    I don't really want to get into a debate over this, not sure why I responded....I guess the blatancy just rubbed me the wrong way.

    Personally, I thought Cam giving all credit and due to God and his reference of saying he was just an instrument was refreshing. Not everyone will agree, and that's perfectly fine.

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    God mustve been busy when Newton fumbled in the 4th quarter, he had to check on his matzo ball soup..

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    cool, Reg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewers in 7 View Post
    God mustve been busy when Newton fumbled in the 4th quarter, he had to check on his matzo ball soup..
    haha!

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    talnted, is there a reason you respond to your own stupid, vulgar posts so we have to read it twice?
    or were you "accidentally" still logged in to one of your screen names when you meant to pat yourself on the back for being so clever with a different one?

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    Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resler View Post
    Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.
    Your certainly entitled to your own opinion sir. Have a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    great point capy

    just once i'd like to see a member of the losing team say "we would've won, but god made me throw those interceptions because he's a prick"
    You'd like the old quote from former pitcher turned author Jim Bouton: "Since no one ever said in an interview, 'God didn't help me' or 'It's my muscles, not Jesus,' kids get the idea that God helps all athletes, and the ones who don't speak up are just shy or embarrassed. So I've been tempted to say into a microphone that I feel I won today because I don't believe in God."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post

    I hope your joking!
    Where do you think you came from?? An ape...a dinosaur?

    Think about all the intricate things of the world, and tell me they weren't created by a power above us all?
    Oh No...not this. Does God help you win your bets too?

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    religion is a necessary evil, without it people will lose hope on desperate times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AMBlai01 View Post
    Oh No...not this. Does God help you win your bets too?

    I think my numbers prove that he doesn't help me in that area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post


    I think my numbers prove that he doesn't help me in that area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resler View Post
    Instrument of god...hilarious! There is no God sucka, educate yourself and you'll realize how ridiculous even the idea is. Read the first three pages of the bible without laughing your ass off, it can't be done.
    You poor blind and "educated" bat, I feel sorry for you.
    He who laughs last, laughs best.

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