1. 10-15-09 08:44 PM #1
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    Joe Pa Hazing Ritual

    Recently I had a chance to sit down with Joe Pa and discuss an interesting tradition at Penn State.

    CB: Thanks for the time today coach, I know you have a busy schedule.

    JoePa: How long is this going to take? I ate a Mortadella for breakfast and I am about to pass it.

    CB: Not long...don't worry, we have medics here. So, can you tell us about the new hazing ritual that you have implemented here at Penn State? The talk around the Big Ten is that you make new recruits change your diaper?

    JoePa: We believe in the 3 u's. Understanding, Underachieving, and Urinalysis. If you can figure out the ph level of my urine, you can make it here at Linebacker U.

    CB: Are the recruits aware of this hazing before they commit to Penn State?

    JoePa: When I do the final interview at their home I bring a garbage bag full of my old diapers and I say, "Kid, if you want to work hard enough, if you want to push yourself to the limit, if you want to sleep day and night with this garbage bag full of my urine soaked diapers, you can make a name for yourself at Penn State."
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  2. 10-15-09 09:12 PM #2
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    "urine soaked diapers"

    nice
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  3. 10-15-09 09:47 PM #3
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    I had to leave the room after that. He had to pass that Mortadella anyway.
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  4. 10-15-09 09:57 PM #4
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    LOL

    i LOOOVE the COME TO PENN STATE commericial on the big ten network, i just cant get enough of it, looks like he's gonna die each time he says it LOL
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  5. 10-15-09 10:31 PM #5
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    I think he passes a Mortadella during every press spot. I love Joe Pa. Come to Penn Staaaaaaaaaaate....
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  6. 12-26-10 07:11 PM #6
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    I will miss this Joe Pa kid and his diapers if he retires/dies
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  7. 12-26-10 07:52 PM #7
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    Anyone remember a few years ago when PSU was playing at Ohio St and Jo Pa had to run into locker room in 3rd qtr and came back out with differnt pants on?I would think that this would hurt recruiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fieldysnuts44 View Post
    Anyone remember a few years ago when PSU was playing at Ohio St and Jo Pa had to run into locker room in 3rd qtr and came back out with differnt pants on?I would think that this would hurt recruiting.
    why? So what, the coach pisses himself! Hes old.

    I'm just 34 & I piss myself at least twice a month
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    When you get 400 wins at one school you can pee on whoever and wherever you want
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    If I's him id just piss on the 50 yard line during a timeout
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  11. 12-28-10 03:06 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    If I's him id just piss on the 50 yard line during a timeout
    He's legend, but I think he may die on the field. Not from pissing himself or anything, but just from being old as fuk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    He's legend, but I think he may die on the field. Not from pissing himself or anything, but just from being old as fuk.
    Cougs if you believe the rumor mill...it all ends after the game on Saturday. His last few press conferences reporters noticed his slurring speech among other things. Many at Penn State are really worried about his health and want to honor the guy before anything tragic happens. But he is so stubborn that he won't give up until he runs out of the tunnel and drops dead heading for the sideline.
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  13. 12-28-10 03:19 PM #13
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    Joe Pa's been slurring for years, he'll be back as usual.
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  14. 12-28-10 04:10 PM #14
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    Not funny.

    Anyway, he'll be back next year and that should be it. His contract is up so maybe it's a personal goal of his to make it through that. Either way, it's not like he does the coaching anymore. He's an icon up there and won't be forced out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Not funny.

    Anyway, he'll be back next year and that should be it. His contract is up so maybe it's a personal goal of his to make it through that. Either way, it's not like he does the coaching anymore. He's an icon up there and won't be forced out.
    I hate to break it to ya but being old and senile and unable to control your bowels is extremely funny. Where you been?

    Oh, what exactly is a t-wizzle? Just curious. Go Eagles.
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    Come on bro, don't you think it's a little more than a coincidence that "t-wizzle" posted in your thread about JoePa wizzing himself?

    Anyway, lay off the old man, eh?
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    I love Joe Pa...but it's also humorous that he is still out there. I will miss him when he goes. It's all in good fun.
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    Move on Joe Pa
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    nice.
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  20. 12-28-10 05:29 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    I love Joe Pa...but it's also humorous that he is still out there. I will miss him when he goes. It's all in good fun.
    Agreed...he's the last of the Titans and needs to be honored. No coach will ever last as long as he has, but he needs to take care of himself first. Bear Bryant stayed too long as well and died before anyone could acknowledge him, and he could enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    I love Joe Pa...but it's also humorous that he is still out there. I will miss him when he goes. It's all in good fun.
    Looking back, I have to renounce this statement. However, I did find him humorous. Then again, I wasn't getting analed by some creepy man in a shower.
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    Cougar Bait is an apologist for an apologist for a child molester!
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  23. 07-13-12 06:26 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    Cougar Bait is an apologist for an apologist for a child molester!
    just setting the record straight (as a fukkin a fukkin arrow).

    You can't have these old threads out there just lurking

    Archie will dig it up and bury your ass, dirty 'Dusky style
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