1. 07-29-12 12:00 AM #1
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    This a what it's like to be a blackjack dealer. Kind of people I have to deal with.

    This is a short animation video that another dealer at my work put together. Now being a dealer to me it's a lot more funny then you might think it is, but u should still get a kick out of it. If you played blackjack must I'm sure you've had players at your table like this guy...... Unbelievable.

    Enjoy

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  2. 07-29-12 01:56 AM #2
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    never dealt...but I think too true!
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  3. 07-29-12 02:12 AM #3
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    what a dumb fukk

    great video though, some people have no business in a casino
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  4. 07-29-12 02:17 AM #4
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    Hilarious!
    Don't you want a tip? Yes!
    Oh no I do not want Blackjack now

    When, I have never had BJ? You just had a blackjack, the change is on the top of your bet.

    Do you want to split? Are you crazy why would I want to do that? You just did it.


    These people sitting down at the table ur playing at is no fun either.
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  5. 07-29-12 02:24 AM #5
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    14, then soft 17 with no aces
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  6. 07-29-12 02:30 AM #6
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    I think every black jack dealer secretly wants to strangle everyone who says, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner."

    I swear there's always a look of rage on the dealer's face whenever someone says that.

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  7. 07-29-12 02:32 AM #7
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    Just got back from your casino EZ. won $100 n bounced lol
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  8. 07-29-12 03:18 AM #8
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    "soft 16" I have played a lot of blackjack, I know what im doing. I'm going to stay.
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  9. 07-29-12 07:57 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuntin909 View Post
    Just got back from your casino EZ. won $100 n bounced lol
    Nice brother. Good job. Hit and run is seriously the best way to go.


    Yeah this video had me laughing with tears. No shit I thought it was so damn funny. It cracks me up even more when I have players that get mad when they get a blackjack on a small bet now. When a player says unbelievable now I always think of this video. Then they win a few in a row and I tell them " unbelievable".
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  10. 07-29-12 09:15 AM #10
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    you get a lot of black customers?
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  11. 07-29-12 09:25 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    you get a lot of black customers?
    LoL it's funny that when I saw you were the last post in this thread I already knew that this was gonna be the question and or comment about.
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  12. 07-29-12 10:17 AM #12
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    unbelievable!!
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  13. 07-29-12 10:20 AM #13
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    Black people play blackjack?? unreal
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  14. 07-29-12 10:32 AM #14
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    So funny - and SO accurate
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  15. 07-29-12 10:34 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    LoL it's funny that when I saw you were the last post in this thread I already knew that this was gonna be the question and or comment about.
    funny thing is that I knew that when you responded that you wouldn't have the guts to tell the truth
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  16. 07-29-12 10:40 AM #16
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    That was a funny video EZ I'm still LMAO!

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  17. 07-29-12 11:10 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    funny thing is that I knew that when you responded that you wouldn't have the guts to tell the truth
    Tell you the truth? Serious man? This person playing is every race. Every day it doesn't matter if he is white, black, brown, orange, or purple. Every race has people like this. Guts to tell u the truth? You are such a joke man.
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  18. 07-29-12 11:56 AM #18
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    Whats your toke rate? Where do you work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    Tell you the truth? Serious man? This person playing is every race. Every day it doesn't matter if he is white, black, brown, orange, or purple. Every race has people like this. Guts to tell u the truth? You are such a joke man.
    the joke is your liberal training in such that you don't know the difference.

    but hey, you're a California free-flowing liberal. everybody's equal and every is the same height, same weight and has the same IQ, right?

    puh-lease
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  20. 07-29-12 12:00 PM #20
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  21. 07-29-12 12:05 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Whats your toke rate? Where do you work?
    We go for our own tips and are 100% compliance. The days of $12 toke rates are long gone. I work at Pechanga casino in California.
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  22. 07-29-12 12:59 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    We go for our own tips and are 100% compliance. The days of $12 toke rates are long gone. I work at Pechanga casino in California.
    Not long gone they are in Tunica MS I managed there for 16 years to many casino's they over did it Memphis cant support them. I managed Resorts It was dying we toke rates hits under 10 often had to lay to many workers off. No matter what we did we could hit budget it was a grind every day the axe was over your head.
    Happy your in Cali its a great place. I left MS and now Im in Florida love it here its awesome.
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  23. 07-29-12 01:36 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Not long gone they are in Tunica MS I managed there for 16 years to many casino's they over did it Memphis cant support them. I managed Resorts It was dying we toke rates hits under 10 often had to lay to many workers off. No matter what we did we could hit budget it was a grind every day the axe was over your head.
    Happy your in Cali its a great place. I left MS and now Im in Florida love it here its awesome.
    Right on glad you're happy in Florida. See I never worked at a pool joint. When I mean we don't have toke rates anymore, that those days are gone, I mean we use to have toke rates of like $12 an hour and no matter what we made we would pay taxes on $12 an hour in tokes. Now I would go for my own tokes so some days u would average $10 an hour and some days $60 an hour but still only have to pay on $12 an hour. Now I think all the "go for your own" houses out here don't have toke rates and u just pay taxes on whatever u make $1 or $2000 for the day.
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  24. 07-29-12 01:47 PM #24
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    EZ, do you live in Temecula?

    ever make it over to Hollywood? I love checking out famous places like the whisky a go go
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  25. 07-29-12 02:03 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    Right on glad you're happy in Florida. See I never worked at a pool joint. When I mean we don't have toke rates anymore, that those days are gone, I mean we use to have toke rates of like $12 an hour and no matter what we made we would pay taxes on $12 an hour in tokes. Now I would go for my own tokes so some days u would average $10 an hour and some days $60 an hour but still only have to pay on $12 an hour. Now I think all the "go for your own" houses out here don't have toke rates and u just pay taxes on whatever u make $1 or $2000 for the day.
    Yep worked 6 years going for my own it was great probably would have stayed a dealer had they not decided to go pool. I was making good money working few hours. Theres years I only worked 1000 hrs an was happy. Best night was 4500 dealing to a couple of bookmakers who liked me guy bet me 500 a few time and 100 a lot. Cool deal enjoy yourself dealing for your own is the best part of this bizz.
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  27. 07-29-12 03:44 PM #27
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    Yeah back in Feb I made 6200 one night was so sick.
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    Yeah I live in Temecula and been to Hollywood plenty of times.
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  29. 07-29-12 04:05 PM #29
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    - double down

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  30. 07-29-12 04:50 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    Yeah back in Feb I made 6200 one night was so sick.
    When I used to make scores I would run and change my dependants to 8 for that week other wise it was 50/50 govt but they got me in the end for 27k lol thats suked
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  31. 07-29-12 06:19 PM #31
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    Sheer brilliance!
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  32. 07-29-12 06:25 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    When I used to make scores I would run and change my dependants to 8 for that week other wise it was 50/50 govt but they got me in the end for 27k lol thats suked
    dude ive been signed up tax exempt for 3 years now, I owe so much money in taxes right now.
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  33. 07-29-12 06:38 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    dude ive been signed up tax exempt for 3 years now, I owe so much money in taxes right now.
    Get a Lawyer work a deal
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