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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Ok troll ... Did you do anything last night? In your poor attempt to "piss on me", you didnt seem to respond. Or is trolling on MMA forums your only source of entertainment in your sad, pathetic existence??
    1. u mad.

    2. I wasn't on here last night. You were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    1. u mad.

    2. I wasn't on here last night. You were.
    Still didn't answer my question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Still didn't answer my question
    I already answered your question. It's not quite as difficult as he "How do you know how to throw a punch when not knowing how to throw a punch" conundrum that has baffled the philosophers of this board to this day.

    To answer it again, I was NOT posting on here. Believe me, I would love to be 18 years old again. The sbr forums would be the last place I would frequent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    I already answered your question. It's not quite as difficult as he "How do you know how to throw a punch when not knowing how to throw a punch" conundrum that has baffled the philosiphers of this board to this day.

    To answer it again, I was NOT posting on here. Believe me, I would love to be 18 years old again. The sbr forums would be the last place I would frequent.
    I didn't ask if you posted here last night. I asked if you went out. I went out, and then posted when I got home. Some people like to waste their time on twitter, while I prefer to watch MMA and gamble.

    Why do you wish to be 18 years old again? Are you a bitter adult because you weren't popular as a teenager, and no invited you to a party or to the prom. Hm, I think I've figured out why you are such a oyster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    I didn't ask if you posted here last night. I asked if you went out. I went out, and then posted when I got home. Some people like to waste their time on twitter, while I prefer to watch MMA and gamble.
    Kid, you want to know EXACTLY what I did? I had to work.

    btw, I thought you were saying you went out AFTER you were posting. Good lord. You mean to say your night ended at 10pm when TUF started? lol

    Why do you wish to be 18 years old again? Are you a bitter adult because you weren't popular as a teenager, and no invited you to a party or to the prom. Hm, I think I've figured out why you are such a oyster!
    lol, the point is when you are 18 you have no responsibilities and can go out and have fun. You choose to hang out here and beg people to post in your thread on a friday night. Good god, if you weren't the biggest dweeb on here i might actually BE jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Kid, you want to know EXACTLY what I did? I had to work.

    btw, I thought you were saying you went out AFTER you were posting. Good lord. You mean to say your night ended at 10pm when TUF started? lol



    lol, the point is when you are 18 you have no responsibilities and can go out and have fun. You choose to hang out here and beg people to post in your thread on a friday night. Good god, if you weren't the biggest dweeb on here i might actually BE jealous.
    I went to a friend's house to watch the hockey game. My friend had work early in the morning so he had to drop me off a little early...1130 actually, not like that's late either.

    I do have fun. I go out, drink with my friends, go play sports, movies, everything an 18 year old does. But I also enjoy watching MMA and gambling. Is that ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    I went to a friend's house to watch the hockey game. My friend had work early in the morning so he had to drop me off a little early...1130 actually, not like that's late either.

    I do have fun. I go out, drink with my friends, go play sports, movies, everything an 18 year old does. But I also enjoy watching MMA and gambling. Is that ok?
    18 year old goober

    what sports do you play douchebag you don't have any friends don't lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    I went to a friend's house to watch the hockey game. My friend had work early in the morning so he had to drop me off a little early...1130 actually, not like that's late either.

    I do have fun. I go out, drink with my friends, go play sports, movies, everything an 18 year old does. But I also enjoy watching MMA and gambling. Is that ok?
    I noticed pussy wasn't anywhere on that list. Brb being in the prime of my life and watching a hockey game on a friday night then coming here to post and possibly fap before going to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    I noticed pussy wasn't anywhere on that list. Brb being in the prime of my life and watching a hockey game on a friday night then coming here to post and possibly fap before going to bed.
    LOL at calling me a pussy. Sorry my lifestyle doesn't live up to your lofty expectations. How old are you? Because you are acting like a bitter child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    LOL at calling me a pussy. Sorry my lifestyle doesn't live up to your lofty expectations. How old are you? Because you are acting like a bitter child.
    We don't need to act son , we're all grown up our balls have dropped already and we already know what it feels like to stick our dick in a pussy. You on the other hand need to keep pretending you're more mature than you really are maybe one day your routine will get you pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    LOL at calling me a pussy. Sorry my lifestyle doesn't live up to your lofty expectations. How old are you? Because you are acting like a bitter child.
    I wasn't calling you a pussy, i meant to say that "pussy" was not on your list. i.e you were getting none. Friday night hockey game at friends house. Get it together kid, I didn't think it was THAT bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imsmarterthanu View Post
    We don't need to act son , we're all grown up our balls have dropped already and we already know what it feels like to stick our dick in a pussy. You on the other hand need to keep pretending your mature than you really are maybe one day your routine will get you pussy.
    Are you listening to yourself? Is this a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Are you listening to yourself? Is this a joke?
    lol kid ... you just don't get it do ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    I wasn't calling you a pussy, i meant to say that "pussy" was not on your list. i.e you were getting none. Friday night hockey game at friends house. Get it together kid, I didn't think it was THAT bad.
    I would love to here what your life consists of, especially when you were my age. Only a bitter loser would attack someone like this. You both are confirming your troll statuses.

    You are trying sooo hard to prove how "tough" you guys are, and how much "pussy" both of you get. I am jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Are you listening to yourself? Is this a joke?
    He is giving you solid advice. Chicks like assholes. They don't like snotty, condescending mma fanboys. You little "mature" rountine will get you nowhere except friday night sausage fest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    I would love to here what your life consists of, especially when you were my age. Only a bitter loser would attack someone like this. You both are confirming your troll statuses.

    You are trying sooo hard to prove how "tough" you guys are, and how much "pussy" both of you get. I am jealous
    you need reading comprehension kid, i think you're takin it like we're hard and we're getting pussy but the truth is you're just weak and you get no pussy so it makes us stand out a little more than usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    He is giving you solid advice. Chicks like assholes. They don't like snotty, condescending mma fanboys. You little "mature" rountine will get you nowhere.
    Keep pretending both of you get any pussy that I would consider nothing more than passable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Keep pretending both of you get any pussy that I would consider nothing more than passable
    passable ? oh you mean like passable as a female I get it you're a tranny chaser


    we've got an armenian tranny chaser on our hands

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    Funny how the two biggest trolls on the forum are attacking me. Do you not understand that everyone sees right through you guys? Everyone laughs at you, and they absolutely despise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Keep pretending both of you get any pussy that I would consider nothing more than passable
    Kid, he was trying to give you the manual on how to slay the vag. Just listen. You're basically resorting to saying

    "I know I'm an mma fanboy virgin but I bet you guys are too!"

    Get it together, kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Funny how the two biggest trolls on the forum are attacking me. Do you not understand that everyone sees right through you guys? Everyone laughs at you, and they absolutely despise you.
    Only people laughing in this thread were at you, kid. Go back and look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Kid, he was trying to give you the manual on how to slay the vag. Just listen. You're basically resorting to saying

    "I know I'm an mma fanboy virgin but I bet you guys are too!"

    Get it together, kid.
    Still trolling? Once again, no one here likes you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Still trolling? Once again, no one here likes you.
    You're basically saying

    "So what if im a mma fanboy virgin, nobody on sbr likes you!"

    Get it together kid, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Still trolling? Once again, no one here likes you.
    This isn't American Idol son, I'm not here for a popularity contest and neither is Crippler. We're here to give our expert advice and if you don't wanna take it then that's your problem, you can go and sit on the bench like all the other schmucks after the fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    You're basically saying

    "So what if im a mma fanboy virgin, nobody on sbr likes you!"

    Get it together kid, lol.
    You claim to be an adult yet this is your form of entertainment, this is how you talk ? You are an ADULT, trolling on an MMA forum. Very sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imsmarterthanu View Post
    This isn't American Idol son, I'm not here for a popularity contest and neither is Crippler. We're here to give our expert advice and if you don't wanna take it then that's your problem, you can go and sit on the bench like all the other schmucks after the fight.
    Figures you were the same guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imsmarterthanu View Post
    This isn't American Idol son, I'm not here for a popularity contest and neither is Crippler. We're here to give our expert advice and if you don't wanna take it then that's your problem, you can go and sit on the bench like all the other schmucks after the fight.
    Every single person on this forum laughs at your "expert advice". You are the biggest joke on the forum. How have you not realized this yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    You claim to be an adult yet this is your form of entertainment, this is how you talk ? You are an ADULT, trolling on an MMA forum. Very sad.
    I'm here to give my EXPERT advice. The trolling just kinda comes with the territory. It's kinda hard not to be snotty when there are so many little boogers around, you know? Think of it as collateral damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Figures you were the same guy.
    Lol, I thought I was sideloaded or some such? I must be a wizard on the keyboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Every single person on this forum laughs at your "expert advice". You are the biggest joke on the forum. How have you not realized this yet?
    You wouldn't say that chest to chest




    i'll have you runnin up momma's skirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imsmarterthanu View Post
    You wouldn't say that chest to chest




    i'll have you runnin up momma's skirt
    Not only are you a complete idiot, but you are also very strange. Find it very hard to believe any person with a vagina would not vomit at the sight of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Not only are you a complete idiot, but you are also very strange. Find it very hard to believe any person with a vagina would not vomit at the sight of you.
    vaginas soak themselves at the sight of me

    i'm a sexual tyrannasaur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imsmarterthanu View Post
    vaginas soak themselves at the sight of me

    i'm a sexual tyrannasaur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitooch View Post
    Not only are you a complete idiot, but you are also very strange. Find it very hard to believe any person with a vagina would not vomit at the sight of you.
    Is he not sexy like Daniel Cormier? Do you think chicks would like him, you seem to admire him quite a bit. 0:55 - 1:05 = you when Cormier slammed Barnett. Wheeeeeewwwwww!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Is he not sexy like Daniel Cormier? Do you think chicks would like him, you seem to admire him quite a bit. 0:55 - 1:05 = you when Cormier slammed Barnett. Wheeeeeewwwwww!

    You got me there. I do love me some chocolate

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