1. 02-25-15 08:45 PM #1
    Ebe
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    This is how you penetrate the SBR Casino

    TimeDescriptionBetResult<nobr title="2015-02-25T21:44:10.717" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">21:44:10</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Player Hand </nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">21</nobr> <nobr title="As Tc" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">A♠ T♣</nobr> <nobr title="BlackJack" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">BlackJack</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Dealer Hand</nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">7</nobr> <nobr title="5s 2h" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5♠ 2♥</nobr> <nobr title="Stand" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Stand</nobr>
    <nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="6.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">6.00</nobr><nobr title="2015-02-25T21:44:04.580" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">21:44:04</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Player Hand </nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">20</nobr> <nobr title="Qs Th" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Q♠ T♥</nobr> <nobr title="Stand" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Stand</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Dealer Hand</nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">18</nobr> <nobr title="Qd 8h" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Q♦ 8♥</nobr> <nobr title="Stand" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Stand</nobr>
    <nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="2015-02-25T21:43:57.977" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">21:43:57</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Player Hand </nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">20</nobr> <nobr title="Kc Qc" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">K♣ Q♣</nobr> <nobr title="Stand" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Stand</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Dealer Hand</nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">22</nobr> <nobr title="2d Ts Qs" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">2♦ T♠ Q♠</nobr> <nobr title="Hit, Bust" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Hit, Bust</nobr>
    <nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="2015-02-25T21:43:50.053" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">21:43:50</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Player Hand </nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">20</nobr> <nobr title="Js Td" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">J♠ T♦</nobr> <nobr title="Stand" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Stand</nobr>
    <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Dealer Hand</nobr> <nobr style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">26</nobr> <nobr title="3c 3h Ks Qh" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">3♣ 3♥ K♠ Q♥</nobr> <nobr title="Hit, Hit, Bust" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">Hit, Hit, Bust</nobr>
    <nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">5.00</nobr><nobr title="5.00" style="height: 14px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px;">

    I was never dealt anything less than a face card. 3 20's and a blackjack.

    I was born lucky






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  2. 02-25-15 08:50 PM #2
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    Great job, Ebe.

    Show this thread to your boss, she'll be so impressed her panties will drop.
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  3. 02-25-15 08:52 PM #3
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    I played 4 hands and never card less than a 10

    Some points in your life you gotta face the fact that you penetrated someone bad

    It looks like this may be one of those times
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  4. 02-25-15 08:55 PM #4
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    If I was you I would go and empty my savings account of all $20 bucks and buy a lottery ticket...you're on your way
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  5. 02-25-15 08:56 PM #5
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    I own a house

    You own nothing

    You dumb little penetrate
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  6. 02-25-15 09:25 PM #6
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    Nice work Ebe
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  7. 02-25-15 09:26 PM #7
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    Ebert nice going
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  8. 02-25-15 09:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ebert nice going

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  9. 02-25-15 09:35 PM #9
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    Doesn't really matter since the points have no value for you
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  10. 02-25-15 09:36 PM #10
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    If I become an SBR professional can I keep these or do they go to hell
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  11. 02-26-15 08:30 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    TimeDescriptionBetResult21:44:10
    Player Hand 21 A♠ T♣ BlackJack
    Dealer Hand 7 5♠ 2♥ Stand
    5.006.0021:44:04
    Player Hand 20 Q♠ T♥ Stand
    Dealer Hand 18 Q♦ 8♥ Stand
    5.005.0021:43:57
    Player Hand 20 K♣ Q♣ Stand
    Dealer Hand 22 2♦ T♠ Q♠ Hit, Bust
    5.005.0021:43:50
    Player Hand 20 J♠ T♦ Stand
    Dealer Hand 26 3♣ 3♥ K♠ Q♥ Hit, Hit, Bust
    5.005.00

    I was never dealt anything less than a face card. 3 20's and a blackjack.

    I was born lucky






    You are not a pro and the points do not matter . That is why they let you win.
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  12. 02-26-15 08:31 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    doesn't really matter since the points have no value for you
    bingo !!! Absolute bingo !!!
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  13. 02-26-15 08:35 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    If I become an SBR professional can I keep these or do they go to hell
    In your case i think you keep them it is not a lot. I know i had enough when i was between being a pro and a Non Pro that i would have had enough for TWO $100 Outback Cards. I lost most of those points when i became Pro. Then i went right back to losing like i always had again. I finally did as a Pro win some in Casino and used that in the Sportsbook and did eventually get the two $100 Outback Cards though. But i was able to use the Points to become Pro Again.
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  14. 02-26-15 10:31 AM #14
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    So you won 4 pts in the casino & you're still a broke dikk, what's the point of this thread OP?
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  15. 02-26-15 12:36 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    So you won 4 pts in the casino & you're still a broke dikk, what's the point of this thread OP?
    You are just Jealous he only needs 51 more points for an SBR Condom.
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  16. 02-26-15 01:58 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    You are just Jealous he only needs 51 more points for an SBR Condom.
    Yeah, I must be jealous....Hmmmm, I wonder how many SBR condoms I can purchase with 70k?
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  17. 02-26-15 02:02 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Hmmmm, I wonder how many SBR condoms I can purchase with 70k?
    Only 2,800 condoms?
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  18. 02-26-15 02:07 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Only 2,800 condoms?
    I think it would be 466 of them at 150 . Twice that if you get the discounted already used ones.
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  19. 02-26-15 03:09 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I think it would be 466 of them at 150 . Twice that if you get the discounted already used ones.
    It's my understanding condoms are sold in 6 packs. 466.666667 x 6 = 2,800
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  20. 02-26-15 05:27 PM #20
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    Oh then that is a great deal then if you get 6 . I thought maybe you only got 1 because they had the Special Magical SBR Logo on it.
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  21. 02-26-15 07:24 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Oh then that is a great deal then if you get 6 . I thought maybe you only got 1 because they had the Special Magical SBR Logo on it.
    http://store.sportsbookreview.com/pr...22-SBR-Condoms
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  22. 02-26-15 07:47 PM #22
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    Can I keep my points if I become an SBR Professional
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  23. 02-26-15 07:57 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Can I keep my points if I become an SBR Professional
    Yes, up to 3,000. Basing your pro decision on a measly 99 pts?
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  24. 02-26-15 09:52 PM #24
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    Its time to donate monies to charities and become a professional. End a couple of birds with one missile.
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  25. 02-26-15 10:47 PM #25
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    My ghost can be so annoying. I'm getting arthritis.
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