[Carseller4]

There are probably 3-4 people that have the points to do this...you know who you are.

Doubt very seriously this will happen but these are my terms.

I owe yisman 10989

Pay him off and ship me 800 points to get out of negative (11789 total) and I will pay you back 13500.

This is how I will do it.

60% of any winnings (poker, trivia, contests)

Any week less than 75 points sent to debt...50 point penalty
Any week less than 100 points sent to debt...100 point penalty

No other loans will be obtained during the duration of this loan.

No H2H challenges in poker, no bump requests, no other funny business.

Pro status is up August 18th (I have until September 18th to renew) I will absolutely renew by sending $200 to charity, unless something miraculous happens and I am able to renew by sending 3,000 points.

Ready for a fresh start, no threats, no malicious intentions.

PM with any questions, or changes in terms (I'll consider reasonable offers).

Let's keep this civil, also if you don't have the points to do business don't even bother with the abusive comments.

Thanks!

[playersonly69]

WHO DIDNT SEE THIS COMING?????????????????


SHARI will NOT allow this!!!!

[tto827]

[tto827]

WHO DIDNT SEE THIS COMING?????????????????


SHARI will NOT allow this!!!!

PO who cares. You think there's a single person that would even consider this?

[Carseller4]

WHO DIDNT SEE THIS COMING?????????????????


SHARI will NOT allow this!!!!

Shari stated that my penalties end when the yisman loan is paid off.

Hence the request.

[tatddy]

Leave Sbr.

[downsouth]

Leave Sbr.

Oh come on now, you dont wanna give the guy a shot*. Everything you touch lately turns to gold.



*disclaimer: I am absolutely kidding and in now way, shape, or form believe you should take over the mess known as mustache debt. Doing so would leave me questioning your overall intelligence or lack thereof

[bobbywaves]

I fall a little short on your 11,789 request. However you don't need 800, when you're negative -678.

Why do you always ask for more pts than you really need?

[Carseller4]

Never mind.

Adding debt is not a good idea right now.

I'll keep grinding it out.

[horja1]

[playersonly69]

carseller,


We can give you 50 points if you keep the standings for the entire month in our May poker contest.

Really isnt that much work and will help you grind it out faster

[Boner_18]

I think you'd do much better ignoring the debt you owe to Yisser and soliciting lots of little loans. The little ones might get more action from newbie lenders who don't know you. Get 22 500's (110 100's?!?) from suckers and then stiff them all. GL, god bless.

[playersonly69]

carseller4

Do you want to keep track of the standings in our little tournament?


We only have 7 entrants so it really isnt much work. From those entrants, MAYBE 2 or 3 of us will even make the money each day. If you could update standings every other day until the last 5 days then everyday. Saturday and Sunday do NOT count so it only 5 days worth of tournaments per week. Really should take you like 2-5 minutes per day

[playersonly69]

I know that 50 points isnt much, but this job doesnt take much time either! This will help you pay off yisman faster. I will tell you what, you can either get paid 50 points, or we can send yisman 70 points to help your debt, your choice

[Carseller4]

No thanks PO69

It would depress me.

[bobbywaves]

CS, you should be doing anything you can to pay off Yisman. You're going to turn down an easy 70 pts because it involves a little easy work? You're pathetic!

[playersonly69]

OK fair enough, I tried. I cant offer anymore than the 50 points since that is almost 10% of the pool It turns out that only 6 people got in this month versus like 15 people last month.


Not sure that we even need someone to keep the standings. I tried to make it easier to keep the standings and not even count places 11th and 12th since they are only worth 40 and 60 points, but that was voted down. You are actually saving us the 50 points since it isnt that hard of a job

[Carseller4]

CS, you should be doing anything you can to pay off Yisman. You're going to turn down an easy 70 pts because it involves a little easy work? You're pathetic!

It sounds bad, but sometimes I work 12 hour days and don't have poker downloaded at work, so keeping track would be almost impossible to do.

[bobbywaves]

It only takes a few minutes, not hard to track results for 7 people.

[Carseller4]

It only takes a few minutes, not hard to track results for 7 people.

Reading comprehension wasn't your best subject in school, was it?

[Straight Cash]

Reading comprehension wasn't your best subject in school, was it?

You sell cars for a living, safe to say school probably wasn't your strong point either...

[Carseller4]

You sell cars for a living, safe to say school probably wasn't your strong point either...

Most people don't realize what kind of money car salesmen make.

Before Obama I was pulling in 60-85K a year.

[muldoon]

Most people don't realize what kind of money car salesmen make.

Car Salesmen

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, automobile dealerships employed 233,480 salespeople as of May 2011. That figure amounted to 61 percent of all sales workers at these dealerships. These salesmen and -women earned an average annual wage of $42,150, or $20.27 an hour. The best-paid 25 percent could make $54,010 or more, with the top 10 percent earning $74,230 or more. On the other hand, the lowest-paid 25 percent earned $24,540 or less, with the bottom 10 percent making $18,530 or less.

New vs.Used

One factor in how much a car salesman made was whether he sold new or used cars. While the salary figures reported by Simply Hired were much higher than those reported by the BLS, the website's average salary listing for new car salesmen was nearly three times that of used car salesmen.

http://work.chron.com/average-salary...man-10293.html

[Carseller4]

Car Salesmen

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, automobile dealerships employed 233,480 salespeople as of May 2011. That figure amounted to 61 percent of all sales workers at these dealerships. These salesmen and -women earned an average annual wage of $42,150, or $20.27 an hour. The best-paid 25 percent could make $54,010 or more, with the top 10 percent earning $74,230 or more. On the other hand, the lowest-paid 25 percent earned $24,540 or less, with the bottom 10 percent making $18,530 or less.

New vs.Used

One factor in how much a car salesman made was whether he sold new or used cars. While the salary figures reported by Simply Hired were much higher than those reported by the BLS, the website's average salary listing for new car salesmen was nearly three times that of used car salesmen.

http://work.chron.com/average-salary...man-10293.html

Well I have been selling cars since 1995.

Most car salesmen don't even last a year.

Not something anyone off the street can do.

New car salesmen make 3X's more than a used salesmen?



I'm calling BS on that one.

I avoid selling new cars like the plague.

[Carseller4]

I average 10-15 cars a month. Average commission 450-500 per car. You do the math.

[muldoon]

I average 10-15 cars a month. Average commission 450-500 per car. You do the math.

Avg 13 x Avg 475 = 75k a year.

If that's true (which I don't buy, I'd have to get confirmation from Clyde or Erik) - then why all the crying about the Obama economy?

[Carseller4]

Avg 13 x Avg 475 = 75k a year.

If that's true (which I don't buy, I'd have to get confirmation from Clyde or Erik) - then why all the crying about the Obama economy?

It got so bad during Obama I took time off twice. Once for 9 months, and recently took an entire year off.

2nd time I lucked out and got a manager to fire me for no reason. (got unemployment for that)

[Vegas39]

Congrats on being an unemployed bum in life just like you are on here

[Carseller4]

Congrats on being an unemployed bum in life just like you are on here

First time ever unemployed (even though I could have gotten a job the next day), and just so happened it came under Obama.

Anyway I've worked with several salesmen that have always made more than 100K-150K a year in the car business. But I've worked with 100X's as many that didn't even last a month. Like I said before, it's not for everybody.

I'm comfortable in the 50K-75K a year range. I'm kind of lazy...that's why I'm in the car business.

[boeing power]

Cs4,

stop the bs, you've never even sniffed 40k/year.

[bobbywaves]

Reading comprehension wasn't your best subject in school, was it?

Did you even graduate high school? Reading comprehension isn't a subject & I understand fine. Comprehend this chump: It takes a few minutes to track results, do you sleep at work too? You don't need the poker software downloaded to track results. You're going to turn down an easy 70 pts because you're a lazy idiot.

[Carseller4]

Did you even graduate high school? Reading comprehension isn't a subject & I understand fine. Comprehend this chump: It takes a few minutes to track results, do you sleep at work too? You don't need the poker software downloaded to track results. You're going to turn down an easy 70 pts because you're a lazy idiot.

OK I'm a dumbass....how do you track results without the poker software being downloaded?

[tto827]

OK I'm a dumbass....how do you track results without the poker software being downloaded?

The badges you dumb fukkin twat

[playersonly69]

Nevermind carseller!


I can just do it myself every 3 days or so. Hell I will take the 50 points since you dont want it

[bobbywaves]

Easy, you go to this thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/poker/2304...d-contest.html You can see the entrants who shipped TripleD pts, entrants also needed to post a starting pts screenshot. So you check the thread every weekday in May to see which entrants earned a poker badge & add those pts to their starting balance.