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    Carseller4
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    I need a Poker stake.

    900 point poker stake and will return 1000 by sending you 80% of all poker winnings until I return you 1000 points.

    As many of you know I am in the negative and cannot receive any loans, bumps on my loan, gifts....nothing except stakes for poker.

    I can post the PM from shari ok'ing this action if I need to.

    If anyone can go out on a limb and help me out it would be appreciated.

    This would also help me out by getting regular payments back to yisman on my debt.

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    Let's get crazy and assume he doesn't blatantly disregard his agreement like he has so many times before.

    Let's see, will return 80% of winnings, with an average winrate of -70 points per month over last 3 months...well, that math doesn't work out very well.

    Let's assume he somehow miraculously improved after taking a week off and can now generate +100 points per month (his historical average)...if he ships 80% of winnings, he'll have this stake paid off in...just under a year, and long after his pro status expires.



    NOT A WISE INVESTMENT!

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    Well Dumb Dumb Dumb Bet is out.

    I would have this stake paid off in less than a month. We are talking about 80% of all poker winnings. Won't take any time at all.

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    DEAL!


    I will stake you for the 11pm tournament. I am playing in that one too! I will send the points over in plenty of time for you to sign up. Why cant I just send 810 points though??


    You dont even need 900 points, you only need 810? I will send 810 for 1000 in payback, but I want my shit paid back before yisman. He doesnt need the points anyway, he has too many and never buys anything anyway!

    Do we have a deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    DEAL!


    I will stake you for the 11pm tournament. I am playing in that one too! I will send the points over in plenty of time for you to sign up. Why cant I just send 810 points though??
    No deal...FU....you broke donk.

    Next! Want to play the 9PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    Well Dumb Dumb Dumb Bet is out.

    I would have this stake paid off in less than a month. We are talking about 80% of all poker winnings. Won't take any time at all.
    Should have stake paid off in less than a month, all it will take is performance that's 12 times better than average for last 18 months...yeah, I'm the dumb one
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    I'll do it but on my terms
    900 for 1350 for 2 months
    2-4 months 1800
    after 4 months 2250.
    80% all poker winnings rolled over. Pic must be taken to show proof or rollover or failed rollover.
    a video posted saying your bk thread was NOT a joke and I will ship.

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    I agree to your terms.

    Can't do a video, would a pic of me holding a sign saying "BK was not a joke" work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner5k View Post
    I'll do it but on my terms
    900 for 1350 for 2 months
    2-4 months 1800
    after 4 months 2250.
    isn't that a loan then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    isn't that a loan then?
    He stakes me for poker and I return the winnings from poker to a certain amount.

    It's a stake.

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    if the terms are going to be like that then I may as well do it.

    Otherwise I'm not going to be seeing points back, because everything would be going to runner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    I agree to your terms.

    Can't do a video, would a pic of me holding a sign saying "BK was not a joke" work?
    A sign works but needs to be clear and since no video add an apology to Shari!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    if the terms are going to be like that then I may as well do it.

    Otherwise I'm not going to be seeing points back, because everything would be going to runner.
    Deal....will pay back stake in this thread

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    First CS is stuck 800 points in the red, then he has people competing to give him points.

    Used car salesman is the perfect career for you. Keep on truckin.
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    How is it a stake, what poker tourny has a 900 pt entry fee? It's basically a loan to get you out of the negative, so you can play dailies. Doubt it will be allowed, but good try & best of luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner5k View Post
    A sign works but needs to be clear and since no video add an apology to Shari!
    I'm working on this right now!

    Give me a few minutes.

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    CS4, can you bring back the old idea of doing things for points? Too bad the old threads are gone.

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    The things he does for pts, did they include using the JJ Gold knee pads?

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    ...
    Last edited by Carseller4; 04-01-13 at 08:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post

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    CS, you gotta upload the image to somewhere, just google upload image then post the link or just drag the picture from there.

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    I see it plain as day.

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    this is going to be great.

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    ...
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    awesome...wish i had 800 points.

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    hurry runner....want the 9PM

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    It would be funny as hell if runner says APRIL FOOLS YOU FOOL!
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    I don't trust you with the points, but I am sending Yis 50 points towards your debt for that picture CS

    ***Points will be sent once that picture is back up.

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    Did Runner do this with the sole intention of getting him to post that picture?

    Confirm it Runner and the 50 points are yours.

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    runner be a man and uphold your end of the deal

    send points for the stake and pic goes back up.

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    Today was the perfect day for this thread!!
    CS4 thanks for the good laugh even though I know the apology to Shari was not heartfelt
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    Soo glad someone got a copy before he removed it

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    I'm calling Barbara Streisand on this.

    runner send the gd stake points now.

    This type of fraud will not be tolerated.

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