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    SBR C*ckblocked Me...

    just checked my mail for the red lobster gift card I ordered last week...

    and it wasn't there..I have a date with a new ebony queen tonight...

    but I don't have any cash...I need that gift card!!!

    I guess ill pawn my television...

    I cant believe this is happening to me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    just checked my mail for the red lobster gift card I ordered last week...

    and it wasn't there..I have a date with a new ebony queen tonight...

    but I don't have any cash...I need that gift card!!!



    I guess ill pawn my television...

    I cant believe this is happening to me..

    Keep the tv...it's football season.


    Dine and Dash... probably won't be her first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    Keep the tv...it's football season.


    Dine and Dash... probably won't be her first time.
    I thought about getting a red pen and go to the bathroom and dot my face..

    they think I have an allergic reaction and I get everything free...

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    If you still have those wal mart giftcards you can buy a red lobster gc at wal mart

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    Store is open Monday to Friday. Looks like you'll be nibbling on those yummy biscuits next week


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    If you still have those wal mart giftcards you can buy a red lobster gc at wal mart
    I used them all...

    help me out here centy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Store is open Monday to Friday. Looks like you'll be nibbling on those yummy biscuits next week

    shari help me...

    yur my favorite mod...

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    just checked my mail for the red lobster gift card I ordered last week...

    and it wasn't there..I have a date with a new ebony queen tonight...

    but I don't have any cash...I need that gift card!!!

    I guess ill pawn my television...

    I cant believe this is happening to me..
    go to one of those cash advance places or ask your friend to loan you some cash for the date...

    or you apply the D.E.N.N.I.S
    system as seen on
    its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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    No way youd pull that out on a date.

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    just skip the dinner and have
    her over to watch football on your couch. If she is down with that then she is dating material

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    Go pay one of those little kids on the beach $1 for what they caught in their bucket

    Fry em up and call it grouper bites she'll be impressed

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    black dont crack

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    shari help me...

    yur my favorite mod...
    Darling you know I would if I could but no joke, this is literally the worst wknd ever for you to order one. It's just Lou and I working right now (ON MY DAY OFF!!1!111), it's college football, etc. I'll see what I can do but keep in mind I have no access to the Store so don't hold your breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    No way youd pull that out on a date.
    I was going to slide it in the ticket book real smooth...

    act like it was a ***********...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Go pay one of those little kids on the beach $1 for what they caught in their bucket

    Fry em up and call it grouper bites she'll be impressed
    good idea. maybe set up some crab traps too.

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    Rocket!!! Take my photo down!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Store is open Monday to Friday. Looks like you'll be nibbling on those yummy biscuits next week
    Think sbr starting to get a bad rap here, might make a thread about it..

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    so I asked her if we were going to get freaky tonight...

    she said this was her first time going out with white guy...

    so I knew I wasn't getting any tonight , so I pulled the bathroom trick..

    left her alone at the table to pay and worry how to get home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    so I asked her if we were going to get freaky tonight...

    she said this was her first time going out with white guy...

    so I knew I wasn't getting any tonight , so I pulled the bathroom trick..

    left her alone at the table to pay and worry how to get home...
    Hello sainty,

    Your Giftcard was shipped on this date 8/26/2014 , It's a Standard US Mail. I'm sure you'll received it

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    sbr often dresses up as cops......




    ps.... chances are, if Red Lobster was a the dinner plan, you were cocckblocked regardless of whether the gift card showed up, as that Red Lobster shit is nasty and ain't gettin' u laid!

    then again, there's always this option:


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    She'll be just as happy with KFC, you can't afford that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    She'll be just as happy with KFC, you can't afford that?
    GOOD OL WW...... pushing the envelope on the race card...... what, ur not also going to recommend the fuzzy zoeller special, with collard greens, fatback and chitlins to boot?

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