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    Bluehorseshoe
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    Bartolo Colon still needs a translator?

    The Indians signed him in 1993 and the guy still can't speak English.

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    Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is his last chance to play major league baseball, and he shows up to camp out of shape. Can't believe the Yanks are that desperate for starting pitching that they call anyone with a pulse to spring training.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igetp2s View Post
    Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is his last chance to play major league baseball, and he shows up to camp out of shape. Can't believe the Yanks are that desperate for starting pitching that they call anyone with a pulse to spring training.
    He's got nice .



    He should have followed CC and stopped eating all that Captain Crunch.

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    captain crunch isn't good for you?

    ****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    captain crunch isn't good for you?

    ****!
    Sabathia lost 25 pounds this off season and all he did was stop eating Captain Crunch.

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    he's in teh yankeees??

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    This has disaster written all over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igetp2s View Post
    Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is his last chance to play major league baseball, and he shows up to camp out of shape. Can't believe the Yanks are that desperate for starting pitching that they call anyone with a pulse to spring training.

    These were my exact thoughts. He looked hungry and out of breath today while pitching.

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    i'm sure he can speak it, but maybe uses a translator in interviews to make sure he doesn't **** up? especially when he's trying to get one last paycheck?

    i haven't had spanish since high school, and being in Cancun for a week 2 months ago brought it all back pretty quickly. being in-country you learn (remember) much quicker.

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    i guess it just comes down to the persons desire to learn the language, yao ming was speaking great english after his 2nd season in the nba after he hardly knew a single word his rookie year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manaconda View Post
    i guess it just comes down to the persons desire to learn the language, yao ming was speaking great english after his 2nd season in the nba after he hardly knew a single word his rookie year!
    yep its a matter of want to, i know mexicans (my girls uncle)that came here in the 80s that dont speak a lick of english they understand it but speak only spanish with family and friends own a store that caters to spanish speakers.

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    yeah well it depends whether the lillypad is floating

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    Why speak English when your colleagues speak Spanish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbawks View Post
    Why speak English when your colleagues speak Spanish?
    ain't that the truth.......i wonder if A-rod is still pissed about his camera time at the superbowl and getting fed popcorn...hahaha love it.

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    he's fat and lazy, what do you expect

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    He will suck for the Skanks.

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    he can speak it. hates interviews. can't believe someone signed him. totally washed up with boston a couple of years back. give some triple A 28 yr old a chance instead. cheaper and same result.

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    miggy Cabrera cant speak english either....... well only when hes drunk

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    Actually Cabrera and Colon both speak good English. They are both just full of shit and hide behind the language barrier. Makes it easy act stupid when your a behind the scenes fuk up who is blessed with the gift to play ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Sabathia lost 25 pounds this off season and all he did was stop eating Captain Crunch.
    and stop injecting steroids maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Sabathia lost 25 pounds this off season and all he did was stop eating Captain Crunch.
    That shit used to be great years ago. What a tumble this product took to save money

    Used to destroy the roof of your mouth but nuthing like it with milk before it got the soggies

    It dont taste half as good as it used to few years ago. It taste like shit. Lotsa shit went to hell. Count Chocula, coco puffs etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by StraitShooter View Post
    Actually Cabrera and Colon both speak good English. They are both just full of shit and hide behind the language barrier. Makes it easy act stupid when your a behind the scenes fuk up who is blessed with the gift to play ball
    They were saying on the radio that's why the Mets clubhouse had such a rift.

    After a bad loss all of the beat reporters come to the player to ask the hard questions. What did all of the hispanic players say? "No Speaka".

    So the beat reporters go to David Wright, Francor and all the white player and grille them for a 1/2 hour why the team lost the game.

    Yeah, that pissed people off.

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    Can he speak French, at least? He did spend all that time in Montreal.

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    useless lazy player, shouldn't even be playing baseball

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    Quote Originally Posted by StraitShooter View Post
    That shit used to be great years ago. What a tumble this product took to save money Used to destroy the roof of your mouth but nuthing like it with milk before it got the soggies It dont taste half as good as it used to few years ago. It taste like shit. Lotsa shit went to hell. Count Chocula, coco puffs etc
    I see, a fellow cereal connoisseur! I agree with your sentiments, and to think that it used to be my favorite cereal.

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    Ooh, that was my first post since the new "trophy". I like. Sorry, off topic, I know.

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    Doesn't need a translator at the eateries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    The Indians signed him in 1993 and the guy still can't speak English.
    Why would he speak English if they have a translator for him?

    If your boss provides limo service for you every day to go to work will you drive your own car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Why would he speak English if they have a translator for him?

    If your boss provides limo service for you every day to go to work will you drive your own car?

    No, but I'd still know how to drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacocakes View Post
    This has disaster written all over it
    Can't be any worse than the Irabu clusterfuck, could it?

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    By the way, for those great boobs... he needs to get the "Man-sere".



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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Why would he speak English if they have a translator for him?

    If your boss provides limo service for you every day to go to work will you drive your own car?
    Wow, you are thick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonah View Post
    Wow, you are thick.
    Point is if they never gave him a translator he would have been forced to learn how to speak English. That's how most people learn a foreign language. Necessity is the mother of invention.

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    think Vlad G still isnt close to a fluent basis either

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