1. 06-20-17 10:56 AM #1
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    Keith Hernandez Thinks He's Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark's "Getting His Tits Lit"

    Keith Hernandez Thinks He's Off The Air,


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    SNY analyst Keith Hernandez was caught in an unfortunate spot tonight when the broadcast came back from commercial early and caught him unawares—right as he was discussing how Washington Nationals starter Tanner Roark has been “getting his lit” lately.
    Roark was knocked out in the third inning tonight after giving up six runs, after giving up seven runs in five innings last week. It is not immediately clear if such numbers meet the standard for getting one’s lit, as such a standard could not be identified at the time of this writing.
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  2. 06-20-17 10:59 AM #2
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    "I'm Keith Hernandez."
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  3. 06-20-17 11:41 AM #3
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    Love that guy
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  4. 06-20-17 11:45 AM #4
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    Next thing you know is Jerry will help him move and drive him to the airport.
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  5. 06-20-17 11:48 AM #5
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  6. 06-20-17 12:16 PM #6
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    The Mets have the best announcers. Darling, Hernandez, and the PBP guy are excellent. Too bad the Mets aren't a better team.
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  7. 06-20-17 12:45 PM #7
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    I'm not driving him to the airport!!
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  8. 06-20-17 01:38 PM #8
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    All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?
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  9. 06-20-17 01:52 PM #9
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    How big are the ?

    Any pics?
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  10. 06-20-17 02:12 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?
    Odds are slim...been on a plane weekly damn near since I was 3
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  11. 06-20-17 02:38 PM #11
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    Those used to happen all the time coming back from commercial

    but ever since you could lose your job saying the wrong thing doesn't happen as much

    in the 90s early 2000s it happened all the time
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    I blame Roger McDowell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?
    They have a better chance of dying in a car crash driving from the airport to the stadium or hotel. Flying is by far the safest form of transportation. I feel more at risk on the highway.
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  14. 06-21-17 03:37 AM #14
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  15. 06-21-17 04:42 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    How big are the ?
    Any pics?
    The word "" in the copied article was automatically replaced by the tit symbol
    only to be edited out by the SBR moderator.
    You cannot make this shit up.
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  16. 06-21-17 04:44 AM #16
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    There. It happened again. I wrote t-i-t above and it auto changed to the symbol for tit.
    WTF??
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  17. 06-21-17 04:58 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Those used to happen all the time coming back from commercial

    but ever since you could lose your job saying the wrong thing doesn't happen as much

    in the 90s early 2000s it happened all the time
    remember joe nuxhall coming back early talking about how drunk johnny bench was
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  18. 06-21-17 05:00 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    I blame Roger McDowell!
    colerain high school cincinnati ohio. played against him in high school
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  19. 06-21-17 06:23 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    The word "" in the copied article was automatically replaced by the tit symbol
    only to be edited out by the SBR moderator.
    You cannot make this shit up.

    Yeah really. What is the point of moderating that? Is that the only post Ivy has read here at SBR?
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