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    Ha! Brock landered the All Star game!!!!

    As soon as he announced his American league pick, I knew my National league pick was locked up!!!

    I take back everything bad I have ever said about you... I make too much coin fading you! Thanks man!


    Im sure your rubber band play this weekend will be some heavy fav -290 that you'll tell us all to pound!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    As soon as he announced his American league pick, I knew my National league pick was locked up!!!

    I take back everything bad I have ever said about you... I make too much coin fading you! Thanks man!


    Im sure your rubber band play this weekend will be some heavy fav -290 that you'll tell us all to pound!!!
    Who the fuk are you to open your piehole about me.

    Go fuk yourself guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    As soon as he announced his American league pick, I knew my National league pick was locked up!!!

    I take back everything bad I have ever said about you... I make too much coin fading you! Thanks man!


    Im sure your rubber band play this weekend will be some heavy fav -290 that you'll tell us all to pound!!!
    eat him

    you will have RESPECT when you discuss a legend

    do NOT take brock's name in vain pal

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    get fuked










    talking like this. the kid must have an appetite for destruction!

    well eat it

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    Brock's local is very happy right now.

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    man National League up 8 to 0 didn't see this one coming.

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    8-0 national league now

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    what was the score of the reds game on april 26th in the 7th inning 3 years ago?

    SHUT UP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Who the fuk are you to open your piehole about me.

    Go fuk yourself guy
    Im the opposite of you:

    Im successful
    im good looking
    i hook up with hot women ( if you have a woman in your life, I'm sure she makes Vegas vixen look like Kate upton)

    i have a big rrooster
    i know how to get a woman off ( Shari email me your pic, and if you're my type I'll send you my number)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    Im the opposite of you:

    Im successful
    im good looking
    i hook up with hot women ( if you have a woman in your life, I'm sure she makes Vegas vixen look like Kate upton)

    i have a big rrooster
    i know how to get a woman off ( Shari email me your pic, and if you're my type I'll send you my number)
    oh sh*t



    ok we'll give you some props for this one

    you have blassphiemed a legend but it has some style i admit
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    we might have witnessed a changing of the gaurd with that post!!

    all you can do is stand and clap for parkaying!

    Parkay, post your next 50 plays here please!

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    What a fukkin dope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    What a fukkin dope
    this is a small part of the reason brock is a Legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    What a fukkin dope

    back to Duece...with that post (not the poster, the tennis score)

    who will hit a back-hand winner down the line to take advantage again?

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    oh.....wait

    Brock is already up 2 sets to none. 6-0 6-0 and is winning set #3... 5-0 this game is deuce....

    BECAUSE HE IS A LEGEND!
    uphill climb parlingkay

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    sweating

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    wtf is landered?

    doesn't even make any sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    What a fukkin dope
    Let me know if you need some more examples... I haven't even touched on who cashes out more or how to pick winners...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    we might have witnessed a changing of the gaurd with that post!!

    all you can do is stand and clap for parkaying!

    Parkay, post your next 50 plays here please!

    You got it... Plays coming this weekend

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    Broke Landers is a legend and a hero to all!

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    parkinglay is bringin it boyzzzzz!

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    Brock- I cashed 2 winners tonight and am picking up my 2nd max withdrawal this week tomorrow... How did you do tonite????

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    Im the opposite of you:

    Im successful
    im good looking
    i hook up with hot women ( if you have a woman in your life, I'm sure she makes Vegas vixen look like Kate upton)

    i have a big rrooster
    i know how to get a woman off ( Shari email me your pic, and if you're my type I'll send you my number)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    Brock- I cashed 2 winners tonight and am picking up my 2nd max withdrawal this week tomorrow... How did you do tonite????
    not as good as you, may I suck your kok?

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    Brock's wife has great knockers

    in fact when I call the house and she answers, I call her knock knock....or sometimes just knock

    good ole knock landers! a living saint!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MendozaLine View Post
    wtf is landered?

    doesn't even make any sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Brock's wife has great knockers

    in fact when I call the house and she answers, I call her knock knock....or sometimes just knock

    good ole knock landers! a living saint!
    Nice- im sure Brock would let you play with her boobs if you transfer $25 to his heritage account...

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    LOL did you just make term up now Landered or has it been said before????

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    Legends around these parts wear toupes and drink kahlua.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    LOL did you just make term up now Landered or has it been said before????
    Thats a Parlayking creation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    Thats a Parlayking creation...
    Landered®

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    dude even i know brock is king

    i cant wait till nfl comes mr landers!


    ignore this troll

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    This is an actual artist's depiction of Landers v. his detractors (I'm not sure which is which however):


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    poor brock, he bets a game, loses money and then has people laugh at his face. that's like being kicked in the face while you're down on the ground. it's tough to give out picks. you can win 8 in a row and you'll get about 5 guys after each win tell you nice win, or good job. but god forbid, when you lose your 1st game, you'll get 53 guys come out of woodwork and mock you and put you down and call you a loser.

    People get kicks out of bashing posters when they lose a game, i don't know why. i swear to god, in 2001 or 2002, at RX, i was giving out 2nd half bets in NBA for 1 month. i was on the run of my life.. i swear i was like 72-29. i can sense people were getting angry cause i was winning. about 7 total ppl were on my side telling me, good call, you da man, etc.. then i went on a bad run and went like 2-9 in my next 11. you should have seen it.. about 86 guys came out of woodwork to bash the hell outta me. Guys i never saw when i was winning. I didn't even know them. loser, you suck, you can't pick a game, you should retire. i hope you go bankrupt, i hope you die, F-aggot. i guess people don't like to see posters win. Meanwhile, i was still hitting 66% over 100+ games.

    Giving out picks is NO WIN situation. win or lose, you'll still be a loser in their eyes.. Posters don't want to see other posters win. it's human nature...

    that's why i retired from giving picks.
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