1. 06-28-12 11:35 PM #1
    mathdotcom
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    Who do i call to tryout for Mariners?

    Have an old glove from Little League

    Swing bat ok

    Run faster than 80% of current lineup

    Good clubhouse guy, jokes all around, finger pullies etc

    What do they have to lose??
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  2. 06-28-12 11:36 PM #2
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    You have Long hair and wear a dork hat. You couldn't play softball in a over 40 softball league.
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  3. 06-28-12 11:37 PM #3
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    The k zone is the gayest shit in sports
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  4. 06-28-12 11:37 PM #4
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    you have mariners moneyline tonight?

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  5. 06-28-12 11:41 PM #5
    mathdotcom
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    No just watching

    Can someone lend me some
    Batting gloves? Usually just use my grandmother's gardening gloves.

    Should I just show up to Safeco in my gear tomorrow before game ?
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  6. 06-28-12 11:44 PM #6
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    Love watching Felix and the court
    cracks me up
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  7. 06-28-12 11:45 PM #7
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    Mathy, you can't swing a bat..

    It's too heavy for you.
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  8. 06-28-12 11:46 PM #8
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    You have it all wrong. Striking out, and hitting into double plays is how you become a Mariner.
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  9. 06-28-12 11:47 PM #9
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    I don't get the Mariners
    Are they trying to get some bad contracts off the books, or something

    Makes no sense that they don't go out and buy just one free agent big bat
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  10. 06-28-12 11:49 PM #10
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    Seattle has a powerhouse offense.
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  11. 06-28-12 11:55 PM #11
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    Pretty athletic build

    Scouts would say I have all the tools

    Seriously what are my chances if I show up at Gate 4 in my spikes tomorrow?

    Could you imagine mathy having a major league at bat?
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  12. 06-29-12 12:05 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Pretty athletic build

    Scouts would say I have all the tools

    Seriously what are my chances if I show up at Gate 4 in my spikes tomorrow?

    Could you imagine mathy having a major league at bat?
    They won't let you wear that hat on the field though...

    BAUS
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  13. 06-29-12 12:53 AM #13
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    Rig games.

    Also, Mathy is a 5 tool player, prob hit 5 or 6 hole. Athaletic guy, looks like a prick but will be ok at the dish.
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  14. 06-29-12 12:59 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Rig games.

    Also, Mathy is a 5 tool player, prob hit 5 or 6 hole. Athaletic guy, looks like a prick but will be ok at the dish.
    lmao
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  15. 06-29-12 01:00 AM #15
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    No need to call anyone to get a tryout...Learn how to pitch left handed...You can get a try out for anyteamBoring but true statement
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  16. 06-29-12 01:02 AM #16
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    Mitch Williams; "If you are left-handed and have a pulse, you can make a living playing major league baseball"Take it from him hahaGood Luck with your call to the GM
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  17. 06-29-12 01:10 AM #17
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    Math, all I know is that the Mariners are in need of a fungo bat and your physical attributes fits the description. Good luck pal
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  18. 06-29-12 01:18 AM #18
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    Mathy

    I will be trying out for leafs. I need your pad to crash at for a bit. Thanks, pal.
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  19. 06-29-12 09:56 AM #19
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    Unreal

    Will not forget the last time I let Deuce stay at my pad

    Guy shows up with 4 suitecases and a duffel bag, drops it all by the front door and heads right for the fridge. He takes out 3 beers and chugs them on the spot and then starts taking my cole cuts.. salami, pastrami, baloney.... and eating them right out of the fukkin package?? He's got beer foam and cole cut grease all over his chin as he sits down on my couch and all he says is "Hi Ace".

    15 minutes later he is out cold and drooling on my $5000 sofa

    Fukk you Deuce, go stay at the Courtyard Marriott
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  20. 06-29-12 10:31 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Unreal

    Will not forget the last time I let Deuce stay at my pad

    Guy shows up with 4 suitecases and a duffel bag, drops it all by the front door and heads right for the fridge. He takes out 3 beers and chugs them on the spot and then starts taking my cole cuts.. salami, pastrami, baloney.... and eating them right out of the fukkin package?? He's got beer foam and cole cut grease all over his chin as he sits down on my couch and all he says is "Hi Ace".

    15 minutes later he is out cold and drooling on my $5000 sofa

    Fukk you Deuce, go stay at the Courtyard Marriott
    Mathy, you fukkin nit wits didn't have any Italian rolls. Was I supposed to fukkin mash it between a stack of fukkin figs???

    Mathy I am broke, can't afford Marriott. I'll call Ronny.
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  21. 06-29-12 10:36 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Have an old glove from Little League

    Swing bat ok

    Run faster than 80% of current lineup

    Good clubhouse guy, jokes all around, finger pullies etc

    What do they have to lose??
    probably more like dick pullies
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  22. 06-29-12 10:37 AM #22
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    Can you picture Mathy playing sports??

    He looks clumsy
    Not competitive
    Attitude


    Mathy around here we use guys like you to keep the score book and carry the Fukkin helmets and bats to the Fukkin van

    Last year I busted up this 20 year old scorekeeper right on field , white kid like 5-5 , 115

    All players cheered me
    Kid was giving lip and started getting crowd support and I Fukkin stopped it

    Nobody laughs at me
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  23. 06-29-12 10:50 AM #23
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    Guys I am tough

    I have a nipple ring
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  24. 06-29-12 10:53 AM #24
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    Corbin do you know how to fukkin jump rope even? You look like a mother fukker that can't even put on his fukkin trousers right.
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  25. 06-29-12 11:01 AM #25
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    Mathy is a 5-tool type of guy
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  26. 06-29-12 11:11 AM #26
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    Deuce I have a 44 caliber in my boot

    Mathy concentrate on how to win betting

    Leave sports to athletes like myself
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  27. 06-29-12 01:26 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Pretty athletic build

    Scouts would say I have all the tools
    scouts would say your a geek and bully you and stuff you in a garbage can
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  28. 06-29-12 02:14 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Pretty athletic build

    Scouts would say I have all the tools
    You're definitely a tool
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