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    mathdotcom
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    Canceling Little League games tomorrow because there's a nice day card tomorrow

    Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

    Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

    But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

    Will have some solid picks tomorrow

    - mathy
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    I give this a 7/10

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    I'm going to the bathroom now, i hope there is toilet paper there, last time I had to wipe my ass with my wife towel.

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    tough crowd here at sbr mathy

    mathy lets beat some closing lines tomorrow pal

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    mathdotcom that skinny face in you avatar is you or is it adrien brody? nice guy face I'd say.

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    Mathy, you ever give any of those kids the hook?

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    It's like he's trying to figure out how far is too far with his sbr brethren.

    GL mathematician

    Not tonight bro

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    Mathy probably has a laser dot strike zone.....over is 10-2 last 12 games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

    Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

    But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

    Will have some solid picks tomorrow

    - mathy
    i feel sorry for those kids, is summer time bro. How much you bet per game and how many game I'll be willing to give you a 5-10% ROI for your bets tomorrow so you dont bet and help the kids. 2 bets of 300? with a 5% ROI is 30 dollars. I'll pay.

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    Any plays would be great

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

    Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

    But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

    Will have some solid picks tomorrow

    - mathy
    shut up

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    Are you actually posting these plays?

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    Ejected a few parents for arguing balls and strikes

    Also once a dad flew onto field from stands, but a short guy like 5'2 5'3. I got right in his face, he backed up so fast he fell to the ground and I stuffed a $100 bill in his mouth like ted dibiase used to do

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    My threads attract so much heat it's unreal

    I could post a blank thread and guys would be all over me

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    I got right in his face, he backed up so fast he fell to the ground and I stuffed a $100 bill in his mouth like ted dibiase used to do

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    Webber got heated with me. Fukk him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post

    that was a good one, I got a good chuckle out of it as well

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    I couldnt get pass the first 10 seconds of the video. Did i miss anything? I hope your picks are better that this fukking video.

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    yanks and kc so far...

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    LOL

    Old Video from the past

    Mathy you really an umpire??

    I feel bad for the kids have a guy like Mathy running the league

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    Im cancelling my volunteer graduate physics class today so I can give you picks. Make sure to click on this string minute by minute because I get paid 1/2 cent a click. Its either this gig or back to blowing bums for $1 a trick. This gig is how I can afford to bet $5 a game. Stay for further updates. You're welcome.

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    yes math because you are the only umpire

    you are just as bad as dumb ass jj, making up dumb shit

    fuk you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

    Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

    But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

    Will have some solid picks tomorrow

    - mathy
    so basically you were canned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    yes math because you are the only umpire

    you are just as bad as dumb ass jj, making up dumb shit

    fuk you
    Yes it is the JRBLL - Jewish Regional Baseball Little League and all umpires must go through an extensive vetting process
    As a result I am basically only guy within 75 mile radius that can ump games.

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    Lol

    Mathy the type of kid after you meet him you huddle with your buds and say what a dick

    I know guys like him in little league and parents Fukkin hate him

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    i feel sorry for those kids, is summer time bro. How much you bet per game and how many game I'll be willing to give you a 5-10% ROI for your bets tomorrow so you dont bet and help the kids. 2 bets of 300? with a 5% ROI is 30 dollars. I'll pay.

    I wouldn't take him literally bro.

    I doubt he is even an umpire. I am not sure his frame could support the weight of the umpire gear.

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    Is mathy really 6-1..129????

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    another attention whoring thread with no picks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4u2fear View Post
    another attention whoring thread with no picks.
    Still early

    Jays ML is the play

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    Mathy, why do you explain yourself to these needle stroking prick balls??

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    Jays RHE O25.5 -120

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    Jays O3 +147 RHE 1st inning

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    Action action action, post post post
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    Wow i think you got some power mathy, figred Ill throw in on the Jays and my ML jumped from -102 to -110 in the 3 seconds it took me to enter my wager

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