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    Big Bear
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    Would you attend a sports handicapping boot camp?

    Lots of daily instruction, meals provided, dancing girls, pizza, booze

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    nope

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    yes. depends on the instructors.

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    Bear have you ever drank bleach to cure your autism????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Lots of daily instruction, meals provided, dancing girls, pizza, booze
    Betfair used to run a series of free training courses when they were getting established in Australia.

    They were brilliant and very helpful to get started with an exchange when I had not seen one before too.

    I went to three different ones.

    The most interesting was an advanced one where they got a pro customer to come and show us how he bet horse racing in-play live in front of us.

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    In play horse racing? You mean betting while the race is being run?
    Last edited by Jayvegas420; 11-13-19 at 07:00 AM.

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    possibly if this was in Long Island at a nice place with parking and limited amount of people. get all the hot girls promoting the sports and offshore books. offer extra bonuses and other perks.

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    no

    A bunch of losers

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    Sounds like the IFBC/Bash. Cool if there was one in 2020.

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    yes thank you Big bear. I would like to sign up one of my children. His name is Booya. he also goes by Angry Gilmore. Id like to enroll him in how to bet 101. do you guys also offer etiquette classes? sign us up for that as well. forks on the right spoons on the left, how to not be a dickhead. you know, all that junk. send Papa the bill. ODOYLE RULES.

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    Let's get it started Bear, I can present across the board with advice in virtually everything from gauging the markets to creating an NHL or MLB moneyline.

    Let's do it.


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    yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Let's get it started Bear, I can present across the board with advice in virtually everything from gauging the markets to creating an NHL or MLB moneyline.

    Let's do it.

    sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    In play horse racing? You mean betting while the race is being run?
    Yeah. It was full on.

    The guy had charts for every race where he thought horses needed to settle after the jump to have a chance or not. A chart for where they should be at each distance marker. A chart for jockeys. A couple more charts.

    Pre race he would set a bunch of bets/lays and then during each race it was a hectic affair trying to lay off the ones not positioned well or add on the ones that were.

    He did about 6 races live with us and ended up about 3k ahead total.


    It was interesting but was so much work to prepare and so much concentration and skill to make work I never seriously considered it.

    The basic course, when i knew zip about exchanges, was the most useful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    sad
    Rudy fell for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Bear have you ever drank bleach to cure your autism????

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    Show proof of a capper who can win 55% of point spread games and at least half of plus even moneyline games and I'd be glad to attend his camp. I'm not holding my breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G Anon Dropout View Post
    Show proof of a capper who can win 55% of point spread games and at least half of plus even moneyline games and I'd be glad to attend his camp. I'm not holding my breath.
    http://sosawestbrook.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet
    Sosa's bootcamp
    rule #1 keep it player as fukk
    rule #2 fukk the rules

    send the invoice to Planet earth. give a friendly pooch a healthy snack and watch him wag his tail. start a garden and take care of it. kiss pretty girls and ignore them for 5 days. free bars. one day they will understand. we'll just keep doing us.

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    No. The only way you'd ever win is somehow getting in depth with advanced computer modeling on a high level.

    Spot bet, pick only games with an edge and if that's a whole week, but then that's that. d

    Problem is people bet everything, everyday, with no real clue what they are doing.



    That's like attending a weight loss camp. Eat less, workout. There, that was hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G Anon Dropout View Post
    Show proof of a capper who can win 55% of point spread games and at least half of plus even moneyline games and I'd be glad to attend his camp. I'm not holding my breath.
    At least over a 5 year clip too

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    Wtf good would it do you or any these other non capping fukks around here???

    I see guys offer excellent advice often times and it usually met with some stupid comment, no sign that ya’ll read, comprehend, learn anything from them.,

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    Outcomes are 50% on spreads so you do not need someone teaching you how to handicap that

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    Quote Originally Posted by sosawestbrook View Post
    yes thank you Big bear. I would like to sign up one of my children. His name is Booya. he also goes by Angry Gilmore. Id like to enroll him in how to bet 101. do you guys also offer etiquette classes? sign us up for that as well. forks on the right spoons on the left, how to not be a dickhead. you know, all that junk. send Papa the bill. ODOYLE RULES.
    I own this bitch

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    No. Reading PT everyday will get you all the knowledge you need to win in sports gambling.

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    I think it would be funny to go to a seminar and people tell you how to lose money

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    No. Reading PT everyday will get you all the knowledge you need to win in sports gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I own this bitch
    disgusting energy. I am forever your father. never forget. my dearest son, you have so so much to learn. IN DUE TIME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Lots of daily instruction, meals provided, dancing girls, pizza, booze
    Can I skip the daily instructions and still have the meals, dancing girls, pizza, and booze all for free?
    If so, I'll take the course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    ...Problem is people bet everything, everyday, with no real clue what they are doing...
    This is not a problem, this is the answer. It's because of this that we are able to win over time.

    That topic and the purpose of the point spread would be in the early seminars, something to build on when I would discuss more advanced concepts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no

    A bunch of losers
    JJ I was hoping you would be one of the instructors

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    Bear no I am a loser

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    DO you really think a place that touts cappers who fudge their numbers wants you to learn how to become a better gambler?

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    I would attend if the main speakers were Seaweed and Landers.

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    I probably would

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanko View Post
    Can I skip the daily instructions and still have the meals, dancing girls, pizza, and booze all for free?
    If so, I'll take the course.
    I'm with ya!!
    We can sit back and laugh between the girls sets..

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