[turtledoves]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

[KVB]

Is there an age limit?

Say, uh, 8 years and older?



Best mom ever? Worst mom ever?

What does your inner eight year old say?...

[turtledoves]

games can be modelled as state machines, maybe that can capture things like teams giving up in the second half. can the sports gambling market be modelled as a state machine?

[turtledoves]

Gangsta rap suits my style the best, cuz.

what's the beats per minute on the beat? Are you gonna rap fast or slow? Who's your rap inspiration besides me?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

what's the beats per minute on the beat? Are you gonna rap fast or slow? Who's your rap inspiration besides me?

1. However many beats it takes to nut
2. If I am sober I will rap slow. If I am drunk I will rap even slower
2. CMW, NWA, Pac, Mac Dre, DJ Quick, Turtle Doves, Slick Rick, Too Short, Spice 1, Dru Down, Brother Lynch Hung

I could go on and on but I think you get the picture

You think I have what it takes?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Who the hell wears flip flops with pants?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Your right , who the fukk does that ?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Lol what a hater


Isiah Thomas ranks Michael Jordan
as the fourth-best player he ever faced

[turtledoves]

1. However many beats it takes to nut
2. If I am sober I will rap slow. If I am drunk I will rap even slower
2. CMW, NWA, Pac, Mac Dre, DJ Quick, Turtle Doves, Slick Rick, Too Short, Spice 1, Dru Down, Brother Lynch Hung

I could go on and on but I think you get the picture

You think I have what it takes?

Thanks for the funny response, will check out those artists

What's your rap name? Lil Churro?

[turtledoves]

90 days in, time to finally watch Ben Hogan

[turtledoves]

Paul Hogan

[turtledoves]

Lol what a hater


Isiah Thomas ranks Michael Jordan
as the fourth-best player he ever faced

you Dance yet?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

???

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Thomas and Jordan despised one another

Thomas pulled some BS on Jordan in the All Star game

and Jordan made his whole team pay the very next day

[Fidel_CashFlow]

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

Love him or hate emm

i just thank him for this gem

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thanks for the funny response, will check out those artists

What's your rap name? Lil Churro?

I did not have a rap name yet, but I do now.

Lil Churro

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That's a big fish

[PittsburghPlayer]

[BrickJames]

The open toe sandals say it all.

Most likely a child predator, or at very least a guy who hasn't had his pipes cleaned since 1994.

[PittsburghPlayer]

no doubt Brick, frankly if it were not for you guys I`d have noticed nothing but the "box"

am I the only sick fukker that noticed the size of the gash of the fish in the vid above?
I`d hit it
but that probably goes without saying.

[KVB]

Who the hell wears flip flops with pants?

I did not know those things were considered pets.

Gonna take one down to the local vet, tell him it won't eat and something must be wrong.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I did not know those things were considered pets.

Gonna take one down to the local vet, tell him it won't eat and something must be wrong.

"those things" have a name, KVB.

And her name is Heather.

https://www.amazon.com/Penthouse-Col.../dp/B002G8GTOU

[PittsburghPlayer]

nice, the ex wifes name is Heather
ever tell you about her? blew loads down her throat w/ no warning Jan, Feb and March
that is the month I "went on vacation" and never came back, was divorced, officially, by July

[KVB]

LMAO, the official name of that product...

Topco Penthouse Pet Collection Heather Vandeven Vibrating CyberSkin Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass...

I can see it now.

During a masturbation scene, right before she quirts all over the place, she stops.

She looks at the camera and yells "We've got Merch!!! Check the link below."

Then she gets back to business.

[KVB]

They're sold out too...

Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

Must be as popular as those candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's snatch.

Or was it Elton John?

[KVB]

LOL at this review...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How does a virgin know it feels the same as coming inside a real vagina?

And why the hell don’t real life women’s gashes not share the same hole with the butt?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Would you go for it?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[BeatTheJerk]

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The White shark thinks it’s a “suckerfish” aka remora simply by the slender shape & outfit of the human.