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    crustyme
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    10 things we'd have if republicans never existed

    1. sportsbetting shops on every corner
    2. whorehouse on every corner
    3. pot store on every corner
    4. nudity on network tv
    5. peace on earth
    6. cure for aids
    7. cure for paralysis
    8. no global warming
    9. economic prosperity
    10. social security

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    and don't forget the communism

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    Social security. Lol. That junks gone regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    1. sportsbetting shops on every corner
    2. whorehouse on every corner
    3. pot store on every corner
    4. nudity on network tv
    5. peace on earth
    6. cure for aids
    7. cure for paralysis
    8. no global warming
    9. economic prosperity
    10. social security

    Name a country that has just 1 political party and has a successful economy and society...although I vote for Democrats more than republicans we would never survive with one political view.

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    InTheDrink
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    And yet no matter who's in power still no Cubs championship in over 100 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    1. sportsbetting shops on every corner
    2. whorehouse on every corner
    3. pot store on every corner
    4. nudity on network tv
    5. peace on earth
    6. cure for aids
    7. cure for paralysis
    8. no global warming
    9. economic prosperity
    10. social security

    We already have one of those, and it is falling apart at the seams.

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    doublej95
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    Glad to be a democrat.

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    falconticket
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    Don't forget slavery.

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    There is no such thing as Global Warming anyway, scratch that off the list.

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    Those would definitely be awesome; I wonder if the implied 70-90% income tax would justify those though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blax0r View Post
    Those would definitely be awesome; I wonder if the implied 70-90% income tax would justify those though.

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    I laugh at stupidity.

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    root for gridlock.

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    You are a moron.

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    Anarchy would bring us closer to having said "10 things"

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    Quote Originally Posted by falconticket View Post
    Don't forget slavery.
    Abraham Lincoln's republican party is more similar to today's democratic party than anything else.

    While I tend to vote democratic, we need a two or more party system in order to balance each other out. Realistically, we need another party, but with how much money is required to even get into the public eye, it won't happen any time soon.

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    Don't forget the 32 hour work week.

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    Whoever has the most toys in the end wins.

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    a truely balanced budget??

    Robust

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    don't fall into the fake left-right paradigm guys.
    democrats/republicans just like labour/conservatives in england, or pretty much any country where they give you 2 choices to make you think you aren't getting fukked over by ALL politicians

    the only thing politicians tell the truth about is what they are:
    poli - MANY
    tics - BLOOD SUCKING CREATURES

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    hah i laughed at the communism comment someone had and im a democrat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncsubowen View Post
    Abraham Lincoln's republican party is more similar to today's democratic party than anything else.

    While I tend to vote democratic, we need a two or more party system in order to balance each other out. Realistically, we need another party, but with how much money is required to even get into the public eye, it won't happen any time soon.
    Wrong, the democrat party is to this day still practicing policies that continue to keep the black race suppressed. It is their goal apparently to have them beholden to the government thru welfare programs.

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    I don't think all those ten of those are all good or all bad, lol.

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    What would it be like if there was no political parties?

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    You forgot to add Haiti!

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    You forgot higher taxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falconticket View Post
    Wrong, the democrat party is to this day still practicing policies that continue to keep the black race suppressed. It is their goal apparently to have them beholden to the government thru welfare programs.
    Bingo!

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    we probably would have more communism

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    If it weren't for Republicans AND Democrats then we would have all of those things except for Social Security and only have a single digit tax rate. It would be the Libertarian way.....

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    milwaukee mike
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    If it weren't for Republicans AND Democrats then we would have all of those things except for Social Security and only have a single digit tax rate. It would be the Libertarian way.....


    why would we need any federal taxes at all? roads/maintenance is paid for by gas tax, there's really no need for a federal government unless we keep wanting to go down the road to bankruptcy by bombing innocent countries just so oil companies/weapons manufacturers can get even richer.

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