1. 04-04-22 03:29 PM #1
    Bigbill365
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    Talking to hot chick but no car

    Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
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  2. 04-04-22 03:32 PM #2
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    Is ur problem that u need a way to go meet her ???

    or that she will think ur a broke dick w no car ???
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  3. 04-04-22 03:33 PM #3
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    get a bike with pegs. That way you can peg her or when you get tired she can peg you.
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  4. 04-04-22 03:35 PM #4
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    Uber
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  5. 04-04-22 03:42 PM #5
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    Did you get her Cash App link yet Big Bill?
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  6. 04-04-22 03:46 PM #6
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    Rent a car? Buy a car?
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  7. 04-04-22 03:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
    All depends on what she wants with you ? If she just wants to get dick downed by a younger man, then let her come to you. You have a house right ? Don’t be shy on telling a woman the truth if she’s not solely after your wallet.
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  8. 04-04-22 03:49 PM #8
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    Bill, you tryin to fuk?
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  9. 04-04-22 03:50 PM #9
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    maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
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  10. 04-04-22 03:50 PM #10
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    fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

    RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
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  11. 04-04-22 03:55 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldBill View Post
    fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

    RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
    this is goin to be tuff but im gona try maybe i meet at bar and say im to drunk maybe u can drive
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  12. 04-04-22 03:56 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
    If you know how to talk to a woman via text & over the phone you can bypass the bar date & just have them come to your place to smash.
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  13. 04-04-22 03:57 PM #13
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    Billy stay away

    I am a professional
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  14. 04-04-22 04:00 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    If you know how to talk to a woman via text & over the phone you can bypass the bar date & just have them come to your place to smash.
    well problem i dont have my own place either so im trying to formulate a game plan i do got some money though
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  15. 04-04-22 04:03 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    well problem i dont have my own place either so im trying to formulate a game plan i do got some money though
    Dude you’re fukked, but I appreciate your honesty. Good luck pal you’ll need some. You’ll definitely have to formulate some truths in order to fukk this broad.
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  16. 04-04-22 04:04 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Dude you’re fukked, but I appreciate your honesty. Good luck pal you’ll need some. You’ll definitely have to formulate some truths in order to fukk this broad.
    Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
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  17. 04-04-22 04:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
    Pick a restaurant/bar near where you live to meet so you can walk there or take a bus. As far as having sex with her I’m not quite sure. If 1st date goes well, maybe you can suggest a hotel date for 2nd date again near where you live. She might be intrigued by meeting you at a neutral site for the 1st time.
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  18. 04-04-22 04:32 PM #18
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    So let me get this straight bill you live with your girlfriend and are trying to creep on her with this old lady and are trying to figure out how without getting caught
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  19. 04-04-22 04:34 PM #19
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    no car or no license lol
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  20. 04-04-22 04:43 PM #20
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    Just get a hooker at this rate. If you are a good looking guy that can spit game and has a huge rooster you should be able to convince her to go back to her place. Make up any excuse as to why you can’t goto your place that night. Brothers in town staying at your place, getting the kitchen remodeled, termites, etc. good luck
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    Old Bill just gave Big Bill some priceless advice lol
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  22. 04-04-22 06:49 PM #22
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    take her fishing BigBilly
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  23. 04-04-22 06:51 PM #23
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    Steal a car for a night. .


    No car no chance otherwise!
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  24. 04-04-22 06:55 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
    Meet her at a bar for drinks. If there is any reason how you got to the bar comes up, just say you took an Uber because you knew you were going to have some drinks.


    Edit: looks like you can't bring her back to your place, so set up meeting at a bar that is close to her.
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  25. 04-04-22 06:56 PM #25
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    Rent the pimpest ride dude

    Once she gets a lil tipsy you bust out my favorite line to a random divorcee

    "So...you ever sukk dikk in an Aston Martin?"

    They are always shocked at first, then smile & say no.

    Then I jiggle keys....
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  26. 04-04-22 07:01 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Rent the pimpest ride dude

    Once she gets a lil tipsy you bust out my favorite line to a random divorcee

    "So...you ever sukk dikk in an Aston Martin?"

    They are always shocked at first, then smile & say no.

    Then I jiggle keys....
    Bill’s bankroll is very limited as well. I don’t even think he can afford a hotel room for them. Decent hotel room for one night is like 200-300. He needs to find a way back to her place somehow in her car gonna take a small miracle in my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Bill’s bankroll is very limited as well. I don’t even think he can afford a hotel room for them. Decent hotel room for one night is like 200-300. He needs to find a way back to her place somehow in her car gonna take a small miracle in my opinion.
    Fake food poisoning or sickness

    She'll offer a ride
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  28. 04-04-22 07:25 PM #28
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    Tell her you have 2 cool Corvettes
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  29. 04-04-22 07:43 PM #29
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    Tell her your BMW or Mercedes is in the shop, keep the date in walking distance to a local restaurant or bar. .
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  30. 04-04-22 07:43 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldBill View Post
    fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

    RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
    +1 love it lol
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  31. 04-04-22 10:31 PM #31
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    Tell her your 1970 Hemi Cuda is in the shop getting a foot print gas pedal installed.
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  32. 04-04-22 11:38 PM #32
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    Where are the pics of this so called MILF???
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  33. 04-05-22 06:30 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
    Women like projects, she may consider you a perfect one. I'd say getting laid is a . Go 4 it #365.
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  34. 04-05-22 08:52 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
    C’mon Man! Just find you a girl with a job and a car - Not that hard, Alice Cooper laid out the blueprints years ago…..

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  35. 04-05-22 09:43 AM #35
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    Well Billy you started this thread, HOW DID IT WORK OUT?
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