[ABEHONEST]

Okay, I give. I want to join that dominating, extremely interesting Cult on SBR?
How to, and how to qualify?

I feel like Donald Trump, after having his brains smashed and stomped on, for 4 1/2 years. No fun.
Yaw, well, the Cult on here, has beaten me down to where I actually feel good now about wanting to volunteer to join [whoever's] Cult. So, JJ gets all the hits on SBR, knowing the guy is sharp in some manner? So my math says it's JJ's Cult. Gotta be.
Also, we have to be cousins going far, far back, see, he is Jewish.

So JJ, is the High Priest, no doubt, so, being that, he has it made here. He gets paid to spout off more bs than a farm chicken with diarrhea. And stir up gambling fever so high, they say the Dalai Lama once called him wanting a tip on the Super Bowl.
See that is very powerful and I respect power and it beckons me, not only to follow that power, but, also, to join any Cult that harbors this kind of power.

They say they must wear cloaks when the meet up? Hey, I am okay with that, too.
But I am funny about wearing certain colors of cloaks? That is my only worry about joining up.
Cloaks do look cool with hoodies so I am sure that is what I am expected to wear?

Just for example, is this typical?
Or maybe this, hopefully not, they look menacing..

Let's hope they have some pretty colored one's? Maybe..
Now, the big question again, "How do I get in?"
I want some power like JJ's. who only merely suggests.. Saloon, and it's done.
Give that power to me and allow me IN, I will be the greatest Cult disciple of the last 3,000 years.

Okay, JJ, the decision is all on your powerful broad shoulders? Let's hear it!

If JJ gives his almighty powerful finger, pointing down, I know I have been rejected again and will be sent to the Dungeons, or, as we know it; The Saloon.
Please JJ, give me the kind finger? This one..

[Orbison]

any news on Suggs?

[Vyasports]

waiting for JJ to response

[ABEHONEST]

any news on Suggs?

Not really. But if you noticed the recent Gonzaga game, he dominated about everywhere except shooting.
This means to me, he is healed and ready to go because to out rebound every player on the floor, means you have great jumping and timing, too.
Let's keep him healthy for the #2 team Baylor, who looks to be destined to meet The Zags, sooner or later.

[TheMetsSuck]

Saloon

[ABEHONEST]

Saloon

Can't you read, Mets ? They don't want me either. Gezz.

[ABEHONEST]

Yes. I respect your total loyalty to not speak on this tread. Man, that is intimidating, but also, shows honor to the max.
JJ thanks you for sure with this example of near, worship dedication. No joke.
I still want in, but meanwhile, keep up the good work.
I am a patient member.

[johnnyvegas13]

Agree

zags r winning it all

[ABEHONEST]

Thank you. Just keeping them healthy is the worry.

[ABEHONEST]

Okay, this is a good start, back at the Saloon. Someone, anyone, beckoning ABE back to see well experienced thread making ability, feels good.
That was a terrible disappointment though, JJ, the supposed, so-called, elected High Priest of that overwhelming Cult, sitting firmly and comfortably here on SBR, would not lift a finger to allow me to join?
Why?

It must be, they have so many hardcore Trump hating members? That has to be it.
What if I disavow my over the top respect for my past president?
Surely that would get me in?

Again, it's all riding on JJ's approval finger and it seems to be such a minuscule gesture?
Come JJ, what did I ever do to you to deserve this cruel punishment?

Maybe JJ found out I was a better sports bettor? Could that be it? Well, I never flaunted that fact in JJ's face. Also, that has never been proven. Maybe it was only the "thought of it was too much for JJ?"
Come on?

I will still be patient and try to win that Cult over.

[Optional]

What's the first rule of fight club Abe?

Do you think someone who keeps breaking that rule would ever get in?