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    deeppckts
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    Do you KEEP SCORE with your neighbors??

    It's a real common thing I see. People do their neighbor a favor and then say "well the guy cuts this 2x6 strip of grass for me every two weeks so we're even." Christmas comes around and suddenly the neighbor wants you to check his place daily for amazon packages and mail. DO NOT feel pressured to say yes.

    Remember, you don't owe your neighbors SHIT. If they do something for you without asking, there is NO DEBT. Keep your head up high when you see them shoveling snow or cutting the grass. It's their choice to do your side.

    This one jerkoff I know asked his neighbor to watch his mail while he was gone a month. When he came back he went over with a thank you card and a $50 gift card. What a finook! The neighbor did the sharp thing and rejected the gift, he didn't want to start the unstoppable train of favor trading.

    Guys be a professional like me and hire a personal household manager or PHM we say ---- they will handle your mail, grass, snow, furnace filter and even batch cooking for your freezer.

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    Jayvegas420
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    i grow pot, only one adjacent neighbour. hes 82 so i do it all.
    mow, rake, shovel driveway, trim bushes & hedges.
    he gets the COMPLETE snow removal & landscaping package...
    all in an effort to keep him happy and his mouth shut!

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    I have a sister in law like this not a neighbor

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    I don’t talk to my neighbors better that way

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    I always keep score actually keep notes

    My one neighbor sometimes brings in a recycling bucket and I write it down every time he does and then every once in a while I’ll bring the wife a box of candy thinking I can get laid when Juan and not home. I always do it when he’s at work and I wear something provocative but it hasn’t worked yet.


    I have one neighbor I cut a tree branch down three months ago for him so about a week ago the wife was outside she’s about 70 but she’s hot And I asked her if she can help me change a valve in the shower And of course she accepted because I cut the tree branch down. Anyway she was in a very sexy position holding a pipe and I was under her basically could of ate her pussy
    But my set up was wrong. I thought she would took the bait When I asked her how her sex life was and she just giggled and said I am old we do not do that anymore So I knew I had no chance.

    Well my favors always have a sexual tone


    I mainly try to help women on the block

    Everything is basically a score in life

    About three months ago I struck up a conversation with lady she was complaining about having not enough money I jokingly said how about giving massages but all I wanted was a massage from her I would’ve gave her 100 she said her husband might get mad if she did that on the side.

    I played dumb and I said I could use a massage I made up a story some college girl used to do it for me and thinking maybe this lady would give in on my con story.



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    Go for escorts, much easier in your situation. But have them park around the block and walk up, discreet.

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    Love escorts but too costly now

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    What is the key to get what you want from an escort without crossing the legal barrier??

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    My neighbor has the garage code, and I have his. It's his second home, so I keep an eye on the place when storms roll through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    It's a real common thing I see. People do their neighbor a favor and then say "well the guy cuts this 2x6 strip of grass for me every two weeks so we're even." Christmas comes around and suddenly the neighbor wants you to check his place daily for amazon packages and mail. DO NOT feel pressured to say yes.

    Remember, you don't owe your neighbors SHIT. If they do something for you without asking, there is NO DEBT. Keep your head up high when you see them shoveling snow or cutting the grass. It's their choice to do your side.

    This one jerkoff I know asked his neighbor to watch his mail while he was gone a month. When he came back he went over with a thank you card and a $50 gift card. What a finook! The neighbor did the sharp thing and rejected the gift, he didn't want to start the unstoppable train of favor trading.

    Guys be a professional like me and hire a personal household manager or PHM we say ---- they will handle your mail, grass, snow, furnace filter and even batch cooking for your freezer.
    Happy holidays! I bet you are an excellent tipper!

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    Mine feel the need to walk my trash cans up to my garage door--they get nothing and will get nothing for doing it--when I move-I may drop a giftcard for the years of service-maybe-but in reality I would rather they just mind their own business.....
    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    It's a real common thing I see. People do their neighbor a favor and then say "well the guy cuts this 2x6 strip of grass for me every two weeks so we're even." Christmas comes around and suddenly the neighbor wants you to check his place daily for amazon packages and mail. DO NOT feel pressured to say yes.

    Remember, you don't owe your neighbors SHIT. If they do something for you without asking, there is NO DEBT. Keep your head up high when you see them shoveling snow or cutting the grass. It's their choice to do your side.

    This one jerkoff I know asked his neighbor to watch his mail while he was gone a month. When he came back he went over with a thank you card and a $50 gift card. What a finook! The neighbor did the sharp thing and rejected the gift, he didn't want to start the unstoppable train of favor trading.

    Guys be a professional like me and hire a personal household manager or PHM we say ---- they will handle your mail, grass, snow, furnace filter and even batch cooking for your freezer.

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    Don't have an electrical outlet outside. Neighbor does in front where needed it. He was already out there so I asked to use it, said no. Moved his hands together, like "money". What a cheap mf'er. I proceeded to put sod out in the street because he has an illegal drain that he thinks will get blocked. It blocks the water when it rains.

    Cawksucker brags about his hundreds of thousands in the stock market but the nickel for the electrical would break him. It won't ever get better for him. I call his place "dogshit" palace. I slingshot dogshit onto his roof periodically. Hence, your a piece of shit.
    Last edited by hehfest; 12-17-20 at 03:04 PM.

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