1. 05-28-20 05:56 PM #1
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    If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

    Me?

    Body hair
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  2. 05-28-20 06:06 PM #2
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    How good looking I am
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  3. 05-28-20 06:06 PM #3
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  4. 05-28-20 06:23 PM #4
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    My rooster is a little too big.
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  5. 05-28-20 07:42 PM #5
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    Good ones
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  6. 05-28-20 07:43 PM #6
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  7. 05-28-20 07:55 PM #7
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    tired of the ladies calling me pop can
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  8. 05-28-20 07:57 PM #8
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    Wish I was taller.
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  9. 05-28-20 07:57 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Me?

    Body hair
    gonna start growing some?
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  10. 05-28-20 08:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    gonna start growing some?
    I can’t grow a beard don’t know why
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  11. 05-28-20 08:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    My rooster is little.
    fixed it for you
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  12. 05-28-20 08:21 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I can’t grow a beard don’t know why
    A solid full yet well maintained trimmed beard is a fixture for me.
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  13. 05-28-20 08:26 PM #13
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    Extend my nutting orgasm to last about 2 minutes long.

    Fuk yeah
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  14. 05-28-20 08:32 PM #14
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  15. 05-28-20 08:51 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Extend my nutting orgasm to last about 2 minutes long.

    Fuk yeah
    That would be hella cool blasting a whole herd of bitch sluts ...
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  16. 05-28-20 09:00 PM #16
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    Learn how to lie so one day I can become President of the USA.
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  17. 05-28-20 11:36 PM #17
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    Surprised nobody said more money or better job
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  18. 05-29-20 12:05 AM #18
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  19. 05-29-20 07:47 AM #19
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  20. 05-29-20 10:01 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace7550 View Post
    Lol

    maybe not becoming a complete alkkyyy is what he shoulda changed
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  21. 05-29-20 10:09 AM #21
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    Be more concerned with my fellow man's well being. I'm way to apathetic to anyone's plight to be considered healthy.
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  22. 05-29-20 10:27 AM #22
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  23. 05-29-20 11:29 AM #23
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    Be younger 10 years
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  24. 05-29-20 11:34 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Surprised nobody said more money or better job
    Yeah. I'm near broke so money it is. The dagger was them shutting down the sports which was pretty much my only income. Poker too. I don't play poker online so that burned me as well. Fair to say COVERT-19 put me as close to Final Rage I've ever been.
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  25. 05-29-20 11:38 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Learn how to lie so one day I can become President of the USA.
    The great liars and deceivers always seem to be the ones with the most so if not POTUS you would atleast be very wealthy. Maybe you are on your own accord because there are rare exceptions to that rule....
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  26. 05-29-20 11:41 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatopmoron View Post
    fixed it for you

    lmfao
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  27. 05-29-20 11:44 AM #27
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    This one’s already been said but the one thing I also would change would be letting by lifetime batting average drop below .300.

    I too always felt I was a career .300 hitter.
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  28. 05-29-20 03:45 PM #28
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    I would stop using the men's room and start using the ladies room when away from home.
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  29. 05-29-20 08:06 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace7550 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    Lol

    maybe not becoming a complete alkkyyy is what he shoulda changed
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    Man, I love the Mick.
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  30. 05-29-20 11:18 PM #30
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    greatly reduce contact with extended family

    in-laws should become essentially non existent
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  31. 05-30-20 04:37 AM #31
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    I would take all the time and energy I put into comprehending politics.

    And divert it into something useful instead.
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  32. 05-30-20 04:51 AM #32
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    after days of consideration among many choices designed to bust the OP's balls (long enough leg to kick him in the nuts all the way from DonkLand, for example), I finally decided to tell the truth......

    in reality, it would be much smaller balls -- even down to ordianary sized balls -- and crank, as I could have run even faster, and would have turned in better than a 4.65 forty to walk on to A&M's football team after having made it on to the 12th man kickoff team....... the extra speed would have made it worth staying on to try to get on the actual squad. as it was, it wasn't worth having to do all the same workouts/time commitments of the team, just to be one of the lunatics that covered kickoffs.... said thanks but no thanks....
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  33. 05-30-20 08:29 AM #33
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    oh wow "Donkey Football" !!!!!!!!
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  34. 05-30-20 09:02 AM #34
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