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    Big Bear
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    Hypothetically speaking would you go on a Tinder date with a Nurse?

    Or would that be a bad move in a time like this?

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    Somebody shoot this idiot...

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    she can wear gloves and milk my prostate while wearing her mask

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    What size ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What size ?
    medium size


    anyway she seemed really into me

    we made out hard at the bar, she was using hella tounge

    afterward she smiled and said now we both probably have corona virus

    the way she used her tounge though, I bet knows how to work a penis

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    anyway we are supposed to do dinner Tuesday

    hopefully after dinner she will come over and have sex with me

    just wondering how to make this work logistically

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    body condoms like naked gun

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    Dumb question

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    Dumb question
    why is it dumb?

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    Bear, where are you going for dinner?

    Also, if this girl is kissing random dudes during corona-scare, then she definitely does anal.

    Don't even ask. Just slide it in.

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    daggles send me 1k man

    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Bear, where are you going for dinner?

    Also, if this girl is kissing random dudes during corona-scare, then she definitely does anal.

    Don't even ask. Just slide it in.
    “random dudes?”

    bro we went on a date, I’m sure she doesn’t just kiss everybody. We had a genuine connection.

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    not sure about where to go for dinner daggles

    we kind of live on opposite sides of town

    normally if I was going to try to penetrate for the first time I would ask her to meet me somewhere close to my place

    but I just don’t know if I should go for the home run on the second date

    It’s always so much easier after you have already smashed

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    I was just thinking how many more degenerate future slave babies will be born due to this crisis.

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    Anyone else notice a daily diary of this sudden Little Bear dating chronicles? Me-sa thinks its all BUUUUUUULLLLLLL-SHIIIIIITTTT!

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