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    This Place Wouldn't Close During a Nuclear War!

    Dear Customer,

    Keeping you and our associates safe is a top priority, so we wanted to share the steps we’re taking in response to coronavirus. With help from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as well as our own Chief Medical Officer, we’re developing preventative measures to maintain a clean, healthy environment in our stores.

    First and foremost, we’ve ramped up cleaning efforts. Stores are cleaned daily, with sanitizing solutions used in high-touch, high-traffic areas. We also have associates dedicated to cleaning key areas throughout the day, and we’re sending additional supplies they can use at registers and on shopping carts.

    Second, we’re dedicated to keeping stores stocked and prices fair. We’re working hard to replenish cleaning supplies, paper products, and other in-demand items as quickly as possible—and at our everyday low prices. We’re taking a firm stance against price gouging from third-party sellers, so if you see it happening, please report your concern

    Third, we’ve asked associates who aren’t feeling well to refrain from coming in. We’ve also shared a new policy with them that provides extra flexibility to stay home, as well as pay options and support if they are affected by the virus.

    Finally, we want to remind you that there are lots of great ways to shop with Walmart. You may want to consider trying online delivery or store pickup options, as well as our app’s Walmart Pay feature, which you can use when checking out at the register.

    As always, we’re grateful for the opportunity to serve you. Rest assured, we’re doing everything in our power to provide a safe shopping experience for our customers and a healthy environment for our associates and communities. Find even more information

    Sincerely,
    Walmart

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    Lmfao. New slogan, Walmart: save money, get coronavirus.

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    The Avatar baton has passed......In June 1941, Reinhard Heydrich appointed Ohlendorf to be commander of Einsatzgruppe D,[14] which operated in southern Ukraine and Crimea.[15] Joining the Einsatzgruppen was an unappealing prospect and Ohlendorf refused twice before his eventual appointment.[16] Transfers from the RHSA to the Einsatzgruppen were in part due to personnel shortages but also to keep the initial killing operations confined to those who already knew the details, like Ohlendorf, Arthur Nebe, and Paul Blobel.[17] Einsatzgruppe D was the smallest of the task forces, but was supplemented by Romanians along their way through the killing fields of Bessarabia, southern Ukraine, and the Caucasus.[18] Additional manpower for Einsatzgruppe D came from Ukrainian auxiliary police formations.[19] Supporting military operations, Ohlendorf's group was attached to the Eleventh Army.[20][b] Ohlendorf's Einsatzgruppe in particular was responsible for the 13 December 1941 massacre at Simferopol, where at least 14,300 people, mostly Jews, were killed. Over 90,000 murders throughout the Ukraine and the Caucusus are attributed to Ohlendorf's unit.[22][c]

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    so WalMart is still open for retail sales and is not yet a detention supercenter?

    nice

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    Can always count on Wally World. Self checkouts to avoid people, and big ass stores to avoid stale ass air. Nice out for employees to get off work. I wouldn’t be going in with the dredges of society surrounding me. Shit is ridiculously cheap. Ours was dead the other night, so got to avoid hoards of people. Hand sanitizer was empty though. No bueno.

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    Cuse, I noticed a month or longer ago that there are no big bottles of bleach at my local grocers, then today/yesterday found and bought a bottle at more that 7 beans and I already had a few. Love Clorox


    Wonder what the nation looks like in 2 weeks. Not saying that his is the end, but since we are close to it I like watching peoples behavior.

    and here is the good news, I find it funny as fukk
    some sad but a lot of jokes to be made still


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    That’s the one thing that was sold out here. The bleach. I enjoy joking about it. All in good fun. I don’t want anyone to die, but I’m not gonna cry about it either. Life is unfair. Old people had a good run.

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    well
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 03-14-20 at 12:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    Dear Customer,

    Keeping you and our associates safe is a top priority, so we wanted to share the steps we’re taking in response to coronavirus. With help from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as well as our own Chief Medical Officer, we’re developing preventative measures to maintain a clean, healthy environment in our stores.

    First and foremost, we’ve ramped up cleaning efforts. Stores are cleaned daily, with sanitizing solutions used in high-touch, high-traffic areas. We also have associates dedicated to cleaning key areas throughout the day, and we’re sending additional supplies they can use at registers and on shopping carts.

    Second, we’re dedicated to keeping stores stocked and prices fair. We’re working hard to replenish cleaning supplies, paper products, and other in-demand items as quickly as possible—and at our everyday low prices. We’re taking a firm stance against price gouging from third-party sellers, so if you see it happening, please report your concern

    Third, we’ve asked associates who aren’t feeling well to refrain from coming in. We’ve also shared a new policy with them that provides extra flexibility to stay home, as well as pay options and support if they are affected by the virus.

    Finally, we want to remind you that there are lots of great ways to shop with Walmart. You may want to consider trying online delivery or store pickup options, as well as our app’s Walmart Pay feature, which you can use when checking out at the register.

    As always, we’re grateful for the opportunity to serve you. Rest assured, we’re doing everything in our power to provide a safe shopping experience for our customers and a healthy environment for our associates and communities. Find even more information

    Sincerely,
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    lol

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    most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

    people gotta eat

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    if I understand correctly Rudy, we are printing our way out of this and then no shit, after so many years of peace
    another fukking war

    have to pay for the paper in one way or another, and we, the USA - we like blood
    of course until it is our own, it is then the average citizen turns tale on all that is just
    even our own blood/family

    also, you are a smart fukker Rudy - smarter than last year and the year before
    but your kindness is what kills, cut it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

    people gotta eat
    Scary part is that these stores will either close or run out of food.

    And even then... PEOPLE GOTTA EAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    if I understand correctly Rudy, we are printing our way out of this and then no shit, after so many years of peace
    another fukking war

    have to pay for the paper in one way or another, and we, the USA - we like blood
    of course until it is our own, it is then the average citizen turns tale on all that is just
    even our own blood/family

    also, you are a smart fukker Rudy - smarter than last year and the year before
    but your kindness is what kills, cut it out
    guys take notes


    my kindness kills




    i hope you read that daggles

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    I read it.

    I'm going to start being mean. I'm not a killer.

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    hey daggles how about 1k for 1200 repay unless within 24hrs then 1050

    i want to go to casino

    im drunk and having a bad day

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

    people gotta eat
    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    hey daggles how about 1k for 1200 repay unless within 24hrs then 1050

    i want to go to casino

    im drunk and having a bad day
    I just saw this now.

    You still want it Rudy or are you passed the fuk out?

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    was passed out

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    Good

    Wasn't going to give it to you anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Good

    Wasn't going to give it to you anyways.
    send me 1k now


    1100 payback though

    you are screwing me in interest

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    Rudy, PROMISE me you will survive COVID-19 and pay me back and I will do it.

    Don't bullshit me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Rudy, PROMISE me you will survive COVID-19 and pay me back and I will do it.

    Don't bullshit me though.
    85% i survive

    thats just honest

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    Rudy, are you 80 years old???

    Or are you smoking cigarettes with asthma?

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