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    Can't stop laughing...

    Reading news headlines

    Last night Oprah fell and took a header on stage, cover story has pic of her on her side lol

    (Sorry driving here)

    Then next story is Madonna falls off stage and starts crying mid concert lol

    I'm sorry, but why are these two hillarious stories even headlines...are these women relevant anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Reading news headlines

    Last night Oprah fell and took a header on stage, cover story has pic of her on her side lol

    (Sorry driving here)

    Then next story is Madonna falls off stage and starts crying mid concert lol

    I'm sorry, but why are these two hillarious stories even headlines...are these women relevant anymore?
    Right, stock market crashing, Coronavirus spreading and the headlines are to woman in their 50s fell down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Right, stock market crashing, Coronavirus spreading and the headlines are to woman in their 50s fell down.
    Exactly

    WTF is wrong w news and society

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Exactly

    WTF is wrong w news and society

    Distractions from reality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Right, stock market crashing, Coronavirus spreading and the headlines are to woman in their 50s fell down.
    50's? Those broads are both in their 60's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    50's? Those broads are both in their 60's.
    You are right 61 and 66

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    Let me write this down

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    I enjoy watching Law & Order reruns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I enjoy watching Law & Order reruns.
    A friend of mine had a broken right leg.

    He didn't fall off of a stage.

    He watched Law and Order reruns 24/7 seated in his chair that automatically lifted him
    to an upright position if he had to hobble to the restroom.

    After 5 weeks he died of a stroke.

    Not sure if there is a direct connection but be careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Reading news headlines

    Last night Oprah fell and took a header on stage, cover story has pic of her on her side lol

    (Sorry driving here)

    Then next story is Madonna falls off stage and starts crying mid concert lol

    I'm sorry, but why are these two hillarious stories even headlines...are these women relevant anymore?
    beautiful.... wife told me about fatass oprah, but even better to hear about that mad bomber madonna.....

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    i laugh at oprah whenever i see a WW commercial and they shoot her from the chest up

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