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muh, muh, muh, muh, MY CORONA!!!!
Now that Harvard has confirmed that 7 out of every ten of us degenerates are destined to be diagnosed with the coronavirus, I will try to help you, and perhaps even myself, through the coming ordeal.....
once you get those flu like symptoms, and are headed to the doctor's office to confirm it (and further spread it to others in his office, in the hallways, at the porn shop you stop off at, etc., etc.,), just crank your stereo up in your mind, and blare it to this song, with the obvious ad lib:
Are you saying that this will turn into 7 out of every 10 Americans?
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/a...23467b48e9ecf6
Some of those red dots include recovered cases as well as existing.
The Chicago dot represents 2 cases, both "recovered".
I'm not saying it, a goddam HARVARD professor who is an expert in pandemics and public health said it.....
so it JUST HAS to be true!!!!
ps.... I just talked with an uncle who's married to a bitch that works for CERN over in europe (u know, the "super mputer/nuclear research" guys who are actually trying to open a portal into the universes adjacent to our own, who are known to time travel), and he said a couple of guys and one woman just got back from three months from now, and here's a copy of the updated "corona virus spread -- UNITED STATES" map:Originally Posted by KVB
Are you saying that this will turn into 7 out of every 10 Americans?
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/a...23467b48e9ecf6
Some of those red dots include recovered cases as well as existing.
The Chicago dot represents 2 cases, both "recovered".
Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-26-20 at 01:57 PM.
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Companies coming out left and right announcing disruptions.
Beer maker Corona, hit hard, has decided to make a move...
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got to resist happy endings till labor day at least
ps.... I just talked with an uncle who's married to a bitch that works for CERN over in europe (u know, the "super mputer/nuclear research" guys who are actually trying to open a portal into the universes adjacent to our own, who are known to time travel), and he said a couple of guys and one woman just got back from three months from now, and here's a copy of the updated "corona virus spread -- UNITED STATES" map:
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