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    If you owned a McDonalds

    who on sbr would be your employees

    Manager, etc etc



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    Manager Cincy Kid
    Lead employee Otters

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    you would be my bitch
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    Thank you

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    We might have to choose you TT... you look just like Louie
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    McDonalds has become extra sleazy just by being mentioned
    by Titty W.

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    None

    Most lazy here

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    jjgold

    He can manage the restaurant, cut the grass, paint the building and fix the fences all at the same time he posts every 2 minutes in Players Talk.

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    Pavy fired up across all threads. I love it!

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    i would hire lvbound to patrol the area

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    None

    Most lazy here
    How many McDonald’s employees do you think have a strong work ethic and a iq above 90?

    Maybe lucky and a few teenagers but any adult working at McDonald’s you can pretty much guarantee is either really dumb, really lazy, prob both.

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    If I owned a McDonald's i wouldn't allow it to ever rim out of ketchup or freaking HAMBURGERS like I've experienced at one in the past.

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    if i owned a mcdonalds i would sell it and buy a chickfila

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    if i owned a mcdonalds i would sell it and buy a chickfila
    Good luck with that. Not sure you will pass their strict standards for franchise owner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Good luck with that. Not sure you will pass their strict standards for franchise owner.
    i bet your greek ass eats some footlong gyro from tyrone

    relax

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    I would have KingMayan run it, that way he could communicate with all the other employees

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    Eh I dunno Rudy I don't like the fact that Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays

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    Half the guys would eat entire store

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    If I owned a McDonald's i wouldn't allow it to ever rim out of ketchup or freaking HAMBURGERS like I've experienced at one in the past.
    No shit, out of freaking hamburgers and ketchup? That seems like a good way to lose money!! Lol.

    I was craving some jack in box tacos last week (extra lettuce, extra sauce makes them the bomb when ya stoned!!) m, anyways I sit there for like 8 minutes at the box waiting for them to take my order, the chick comes on and 1st thing she says is “we don’t have any tacos!!” Man I was freaking pissed, I had no interest in anything else from there. It woulda been a total disaster had there been ppl in front of me and behind me to where I woulda been boxed in while not getting any food! Coulda gotten ugly!! Lol

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    lol lol lol...

    JJ could cook, thanks to his alopecia he does not have to worry about hair in the food

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    No shit, out of freaking hamburgers and ketchup? That seems like a good way to lose money!! Lol.

    I was craving some jack in box tacos last week (extra lettuce, extra sauce makes them the bomb when ya stoned!!) m, anyways I sit there for like 8 minutes at the box waiting for them to take my order, the chick comes on and 1st thing she says is “we don’t have any tacos!!” Man I was freaking pissed, I had no interest in anything else from there. It woulda been a total disaster had there been ppl in front of me and behind me to where I woulda been boxed in while not getting any food! Coulda gotten ugly!! Lol

    Yep couldn't believe it.

    Was one of the most hilariously-ridiculous things I'd ever heard.

    I've been thru same thing you explained.

    Order something and instead of telling you they are out, they come back 15 minutes later and let you know.

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    JJ restaurant manager, Biggy and Grit'n Gravy working the kitchen.. HUD doing the books and PR..

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    Otters Manager

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i bet your greek ass eats some footlong gyro from tyrone

    relax

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    Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

    I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

    I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...

    Not a bad ass on shorty tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Not a bad ass on shorty tho
    Awww, was going to point out the nip slip for you, but I just realized it's blocked out.

    That's fukked up.

    Between the hammer fists and titties, well, this was an award winning video.

    And and a great resume attachment when applying for manager and McDonalds.

    Or security guard.


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    I would hire JoeCool because experience is preferred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    I would hire JoeCool because experience is preferred.
    Oh boy.

    Dude is going to search his name, see this, and we'll see 2 pages of banter in which the wit and prose of a one Eddy Munny smothers the lengthy whiny ramblings of a one JoeCool.

    Pull up a seat fellas, this thread is about to take a wild and unexpected turn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    who on sbr would be your employees

    Manager, etc etc


    I’d have Paco as manager, Smoke as the fry guy, Eaglesfan dressed up like Ronald McDonald signing autogograph’s by the kids play area, and Shari as the accountant, JJ gold and LT profits running the cash register

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

    I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...

    Interesting story on why she got beat. She asked for a cup for water. She tried getting soda and the heavy girl shut the machine off. So she threw her tray at her and got her ass kicked deservedly. I hope the girl got a raise and not fired for that .

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