1. 06-15-15 01:17 PM #1
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    Auto Donk coming clean . . . . Yes, I am black.....

    Many on here have wondered, "is Donk Black?" or "is he one of the one in five thousand lucky white guys who actually has a big cahk?" or "he posted all those photos of his women, most of whom had some nice, well-rounded plump-ass butt cheeks, so he must be black" etc. etc. etc.

    so, since we have this air of coming clean, or at least running from reporters who have the goods on us and start asking the difficult questions, such as "are you african-american?", I have decided to clear the air before someone investigates me and outs me against my will.

    yes, I am black, and here are my parents:









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  2. 06-16-15 06:28 AM #2
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    Good move getting in front of this story Auto.

    I always pictured you as a big black MF. Honest to God.

    Now I picture you with an Afro and a thick mustache, running around with a skinny puerto rican and a wannabe pimp named Rollo!
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  3. 06-16-15 08:51 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by yydouble View Post
    Good move getting in front of this story Auto.

    I always pictured you as a big black MF. Honest to God.

    Now I picture you with an Afro and a thick mustache, running around with a skinny puerto rican and a wannabe pimp named Rollo!
    I'm just fortunate I got my Mom's good looks......

    it paid off well for my sister, too (she also is the spittin' image of our mother).......

    she hooked up with a nice uppity half black/half white guy who apparently made something of himself......

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  4. 06-16-15 09:29 AM #4
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    ^^ Just invited the NSA, CIA, FBI, IRS & NAACP to go surreptitiously snooping round your computer files with that Barry & Michelle crack.

    Here's hoping ya got all your really good porn (midget plumpkin, Lovelace's Dog-o-rama, etc.) on lockdown encryption like I do before you get BORKED.

    GL

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  5. 06-16-15 09:31 AM #5
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    damn i miss Bob Bork..... he'd have been the best supreme court justice ever...... one of the greatest legal minds of our time wasted because of politics......

    ps, biteme: I'm married to an IT systems engineer..... I instantaneously wipe all porn as I'm still coming to avoid detection; if I can get it past her skills, which are substantial, I can slip it by a bunch of bureaucrats....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    damn i miss Bob Bork..... he'd have been the best supreme court justice ever...... one of the greatest legal minds of our time wasted because of politics......
    Plus when the committee trolled through his video rentals they saw he rented the Mitchell Bros "Behind the Green Door" and episodes of the classic TV series "Lassie". What a combo!

    Can ya just imagine him & Clarence Thomas upskirting Sandra Day & Bader Ginsburg in chambers? Ya just KNOW this would've happened! As is, Thomas has "LeBron'd" every clerk he's ever had and flashed them his schlong... GUARANTEED.

    Bork prolly still has a copy of BTGD on Laser Disk:

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    yep, instead of a guy like bork, we get "who put this pubic hair on my coke" clarence.....

    has to be the greatest testimony of all supreme court nominee hearings..........
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    Damn... forgot Bork died in '12

    Sure would've loved going through his estate's "secret stash"

    It's -200 odds he had Rehnquist nudes
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    yep, chimp was a big fan of Bork, as well..... too bad he's out roaming the neighborhood carrying a flag that makes him look like he's a f'n head cheerleader for the university of miami..... he'd get a kick out of this thread...

    f'n wind is starting to blow now......
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    As long as it's not THIS flag... B'Qway will be OK roaming about:



    The only SBR'er I can think of tuff nuff to survive waving that flag round in Texas is... ttwarrior.

    And what with all his viagra pill poppin of late, I pity the tranny that tries to stop him.

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    here's chimp's flag..... shoulda known this was gonna blow up on me somehow when I heard his LOGO camera crew snickering as he put on his speedo to go play in the flooding streets......

    carrying his "hurricane flag":
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  13. 06-16-15 11:02 AM #13
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    ps, bite, i thought the limp wristers of society were supposed to be a creative lot; but i found absolutely not a single Mo had ever thoght of my idea above......

    i thought every little cotage in key west would be flying that flag above; but u can't find one on the web anywhere.....

    as a free gift to the fastest copywriter/entreprenuer on sbr, you can have my gay hurricane flag idea, conditioned on my receiving fifty percent of the profits from sales/use of the image............... it should sell like hotcakes, given the obvious double entendre.....
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  14. 06-16-15 11:25 AM #14
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    i may approach the manufacturers of those damn rainbow flags myself with this idea.....

    i can just hear twinks from key west to st. augustine proudly proclaiming to random dudes passing by on the beach that they want to have sex with in their rented beach house, "EVERY NIGHT IS A HURRICANE UP IN HERE, GIRLFRIEND!!!!"
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