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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Why take a caffeine pill that equals to one cup of coffee and not drink a cup of coffee instead?
    have you seen Opie's bright white choppers? ...that's why

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    Darker,

    isn't that the point where you just want to shoot yourself, watching joggers the next morning!



    OMG, your mind takes you to all different places at that point. Like look at this fukk jogging around the morning! Then Fukk me I wish I was a jogger! Then fukk it I need to call a girl over to help me with this come down, before I chase that jogger down and tackle him for having the balls to run past my house 7 am in my condition...

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    Caffeine pill when you drink aka a red bull vodka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    have you seen Opie's bright white choppers? ...that's why
    Yes I have seen them. Old men wear dentures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Darker,

    isn't that the point where you just want to shoot yourself, watching joggers the next morning!



    OMG, your mind takes you to all different places at that point. Like look at this fukk jogging around the morning! Then Fukk me I wish I was a jogger! Then fukk it I need to call a girl over to help me with this come down, before I chase that jogger down and tackle him for having the balls to run past my house 7 am in my condition...

    nominated

    this thread just getting better and better

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Yes I have seen them. Old men wear dentures.
    Pavy......why didn't you comment when someone reposted your infamous "SBR shoutout video" the other day?

    Oh fukk, man.....that's still as classic as anything ever posted here!

    I can honestly say I've never seen another video that made the viewer feel quite so awkward and uncomfortable. It was fukkin brutal just to watch you struggle through those 40 seconds.

    Even as I type this I feel myself shaking my head as I again imagine how totally uncomfortable you made the entire board with that video.

    Fukkin unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Darker,

    isn't that the point where you just want to shoot yourself, watching joggers the next morning!



    OMG, your mind takes you to all different places at that point. Like look at this fukk jogging around the morning! Then Fukk me I wish I was a jogger! Then fukk it I need to call a girl over to help me with this come down, before I chase that jogger down and tackle him for having the balls to run past my house 7 am in my condition...



    joggers are by far the worst...they are always so eager to conquer the world, and worst of all seem happy.

    Their only other activities at 7am include recycling and planning nature hikes with their racially diverse group of friends..... which only seem to exist in order to appear to be filming some home mortgage commercial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post


    joggers are by far the worse...they are always so eager to conquer the world, and worst of all seem happy.

    Their only other activities at 7am include recycling and planning nature hikes with their racially diverse group of friends..... which only seem to exist in order to appear to be filming some home mortgage commercial.
    So true, even when I'm driving by the park on the way to happy hour and see these fukks like they are living such a different life or something. I just want to run them over, with their water bottles and headphones, fukkin spandex.

    I remember cooking this bitch breakfast one morning after a night of partying getting ready for football day. She says wanna do for a run and grab a protein shake?

    I said you gotta roll, your with the wrong person. I'm about to go to the LQ and make Bloody Mary's

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    I used to love it when we'd roll out of a bar at 7-8am the next morning, and we'd laugh at all the people who had to go to work that day, while we were still having a good time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    So true, even when I'm driving by the park on the way to happy hour and see these fukks like they are living such a different life or something. I just want to run them over, with their water bottles and headphones, fukkin spandex.

    I remember cooking this bitch breakfast one morning after a night of partying getting ready for football day. She says wanna do for a run and grab a protein shake?

    I said you gotta roll, your with the wrong person. I'm about to go to the LQ and make Bloody Mary's

    I had the same backwards relationship with one girl I hooked up with for a month

    I was trying to plan a trip to vegas with her....and a week before this seriously happens

    Ex GF: Hey, instead of vegas check out this place in vermont
    Me: What.. it's just a house??
    Ex GF: no a bed and breakfast
    Me: What would we do there?
    Ex GF: we can rent bikes and ride them on the trails

    (at least 90 seconds of silence to see if she's kidding)

    Me: don't they have bikes in vegas

    ....we broke up the next day
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    hahahaha, yah i don't get some ppl sometimes, man. my idea of a vacation is just nothing like some bed n breakfast at all. fukk, that's like torture for me. wtf is there to do anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I had the same backwards relationship with one girl I hooked up with for a month

    I was trying to plan a trip to vegas with her....and a week before this seriously happens

    Ex GF: Hey, instead of vegas check out this place in vermont
    Me: What.. it's just a house??
    Ex GF: no a bed and breakfast
    Me: What would we do there?
    Ex GF: we can rent bikes and ride them on the trails

    (at least 90 seconds of silence to see if she's kidding)

    Me: don't they have bikes in vegas

    ....we broke up the next day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    I remember cooking this bitch breakfast one morning after a night of partying getting ready for football day. She says wanna do for a run and grab a protein shake?
    The run comment from her I can understand... but unless you two were doing things wrong, her protein shake shoulda already been covered.
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    second page of this thread is priceless

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    yikes. Glad i kicked that habit.

    Can smoking bong rips cause a heart attack?

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    just find some four lokos with caffeine on the black market.

    they killed a few people but they have the same desired effects
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    short acting addy is my best friend

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    [QUOTE=Louisvillekid1;19999068]Lol you always searching for an answer to this.

    If you wanna party with the big boys...

    Hydrate and Benzo's the next day

    Kid always has good stuff to end threads

    Also Snow is a big boy drug

    Anythin at stores is fir small timers

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    just find some four lokos with caffeine on the black market.

    they killed a few people but they have the same desired effects
    lol

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    Whiskey and mini-thins make me sick as fuk... Thanks but I'll stick to the snow....
    Numbness awwwww

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    How am I supposed to pull chicks 5 classes above me with caffeine pills?

    It's hard to think of a worse proposition. I better be rich if I try some shit like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    Unless you are willing to blow lines of coke off your 1996 Tupac CD case at 7am while watching joggers run by your window, there is nothing close to a real cure. The only people who think they have found a definitive cure to a real hangover are people who haven't put enough substances in their body the night before.

    And the above is basically just for alcohol and pepsi or else forget it for the most part....

    If you're hippy flipping or doing anything more extreme forget it...there is nothing you can do but pay the price

    In the mid to late 90s everyone touted 5HTP as the save all for a doomsday ecstasy and molly come down....it did not work. Than people claimed 5HTP would be perfect to rebuild your serotonin fast enough to roll multiple days in a row... wrong.

    I'd still take my worst hangover any day before my first real come down
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    Unreal, this is the best thread I've read in a while

    Speaking of being hungover and joggers. You ever go stumbling across the strip to watch the early NCAAF games after a night out in Vegas? You're concentrating on keeping upright and not puking/shitting yourself and getting your ass to the window and getting a bloody mary and this mother fukker comes jogging by you on the strip, "To your left." Unfukkin'real.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    short acting addy is my best friend
    lightbulb

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    I started to find that Drug related threads are a lot more entertaining on this forum than handicapping threads...


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    Fukk it, men.

    Take pride in the fact you are wearing last nights clothes, reek of some weird combination of stripper perfume, cheap beer, and 8ball breath.

    This army of spandex wearing, latte sipping, high-on-life cuckolds wont tell you that they wish they could still rip loose of their monochromatic nightmares of a life. However, the obvious disdain from the scowl on their sheepish face will provide all you need as proof that the poor sap wearing spandex and running on the street at some ungodly time of the morning is dry humping the American Dream and is failing miserably.
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    we should rise up against the joggers

    I can't fukkin take it no more

    Nothing worse than when your down the shore for a week, bitch wants to wake up early get coffee and run on the fukkin beach...

    Yeah ight, good luck with that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    All Eyes on Me Unreal.
    blade sharp nino....put in the date waiting for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post

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    Chalky is on to something, no jogger drinks regular coffee.

    Fukkin latte with twist of cinnamon or some shit. Lol, I don't even know enough about that shit to make a joke about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    blade sharp nino....put in the date waiting for it
    I wore those CD's out growing up.


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    darkhat is spot on with the 5htp

    stuff works , proven, serotonin molecule created




    i drank too early tonight so now im downing a few natty ices to fall back asleep. if i did any coke id feel like hell right now. at no point is any major stimulant worth it. if you need a stimulant to dance or pretend you are someone else you are ****** and will be dead by 45

    alcohol is all you need. its stable, reliable and always there for you

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    alcohol you can fuk up. drink too much, drink too early whatever. and guess what. you arent totaled. will never do any other drug again

    ill be drinking for decades with my beer/vitamin combo and some of you will fade off with your stimulants. probably stroke out, end up in nursing homes ect. good luck fellas

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    ill be drinking for decades with my beer/vitamin combo and some of you will fade off with your stimulants. probably stroke out, end up in nursing homes ect. good luck fellas


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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    if i did any coke id feel like hell right now. at no point is any major stimulant worth it. if you need a stimulant to dance or pretend you are someone else you are ****** and will be dead by 45
    I'm guessing that you haven't had any really good blow then. That euphoria, wow, it's so intense. It kinda starts out like mdma does. It's just that euphoria. I've had shit coke cut to all hell and back, and I've had really good stuff (considering where I live being the 1st transit point after it leaves Colombia) and the difference is most definitely night and day.
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