1. 01-13-20 08:21 PM #87676
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    Wtf
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    I dont think you get it
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  3. 01-13-20 09:10 PM #87678
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Today i declare Diarrhea awareness day. It is a condition many do not take seriously.

    It runs until Friday.
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    testing... testing

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  5. 01-14-20 09:23 AM #87680
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Trump's stance with China alone makes all things Trump worth it.

    That's not even debatable to anyone with any ounce of relevant knowledge.
    It seems like for quite awhile our Presidents had thought they were elected President of the World and not the United States.
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    All I know is that I want to fuk Donald Trump’s daughter.
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    If you manage to do that I will send you TEN betpoints.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    All I know is that I want to fuk Donald Trump’s daughter.
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    ^^^^^ And now you know why.
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    Alligator anf flamingo fight to the death

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Alligator anf flamingo fight to the death

    Believe it or not the Flamingo is winning here.

    How else will it get to the shrimp in the alligators belly?

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    Just fukkin great.

    Wife got rear ended and pushed into another car.

    Everyone's ok but the car is fukked up in the front, back, and some sides.

    Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Alligator anf flamingo fight to the death

    Sometimes I have dreams where I'm being attacked and eaten by a huge crocodile, and during the dream I try different strategies to survive.

    It's just a dream though. If it can take out full grown wildebeests and lions, wtf am I going to do
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Believe it or not the Flamingo is winning here.

    How else will it get to the shrimp in the alligators belly?

    Sharp!

    Speaking of flamingos

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post

    this ia my favorite Ivanka photo.... so sheer you could see her areolas/nips, ample titty meat on display.....:






    what is fukked is that the original of the photo of above has been fukkin' removed from the internet.... the only version of it has added color to the top to take away the on display.....

    I could kill the fukkin' people who take away good shit like that from our viewing pleasure.....
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    now were in fukkin' business:






    unfortunately for me this afternoon, it's gonna have to be the "hand fukking business".....





    would love to suck, titty fuk, and "REVERSE titty fuk"1 those melons......




    1. reverse -- that's right, drag my ass back and forth across Ivanka's pretty face and schnozz as I pound her with my nuts on her chin, as well.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Just fukkin great.

    Wife got rear ended and pushed into another car.

    Everyone's ok but the car is fukked up in the front, back, and some sides.

    Shit.

    Glad the wife is ok, KVB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this ia my favorite Ivanka photo.... so sheer you could see her areolas/nips, ample titty meat on display.....:






    what is fukked is that the original of the photo of above has been fukkin' removed from the internet.... the only version of it has added color to the top to take away the on display.....

    I could kill the fukkin' people who take away good shit like that from our viewing pleasure.....
    Wait... shit can be REMOVED from the internet???
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I would love to "pollenate" all over those f'n flowers.....
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    my new favorite phrase to use when meeting women:


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    After gazing at those nipples for awhile, I noticed she has physical stems growing out from the bottom of those flowers on her skirt. When she sits down in that thing it must be like she has a permanent boner
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    Left or Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left or Right?



    certainly left....

    reminds me of some swinger whore one night, rollin' her ass off so hard she didn't realize her tit had slipped out of her top and was on display, just sitting there yappin' away, feeling great and like she wanted to fuk everyone in the place, never having a clue it was out.... finally had to smile,raise my hand and make a gesture with it like I was squeezing a tit, and then point at it for her to even realize the situation.....

    she asked me to suck it about three seconds later.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wait... shit can be REMOVED from the internet???
    You can try, but they always come back. Just ask Axel Rose who's lawyers tried to have Fat Axel Meme picked taken off google.

    It didn't work...







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    That’s a true story?

    Good song
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    I suppose I could keep going but you get the idea.

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    Yes, true story...

    Axl Rose Wants a ‘Fat’ Photo Taken Off the Internet. Here’s Why It Won’t Happen.

    Love the title of the internet page...

    https://fortune.com/2016/06/08/axl-rose-fat-meme-internet/
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    What a fat bastard
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Sharp!

    Speaking of flamingos

    Ok, THAT'S a perfect ass.

    All these guys looking for big booties anymore, saying they like "pillows". I'm not following.

    THIS is where it's at.

    Put that right on my face and I'll see you in a few days.
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