[Seaweed]

1) You find $500 cash on the sidewalk. You quickly pick it up before the wind blows it away. There doesn't seem to be anyone close around except for a man walking 50 yards ahead. What do you do?

2) If you could go back in time, and had one shot to take out Hitler's mom who was carrying him in the womb. Would you kill his innocent mother to kill Hitler?

3) You reach down to your stereo to change the CD, when all of a sudden your car hits something solid.
As you look up and out of your car, you can see that you hit a person, and that the person is not looking very good. In fact, you are sure that they are dead. You shakily get out of your car, and look around at the damage that has been caused. As you are standing there in shock, a woman comes up to you, tears running down her face, and obviously very shook up. As a natural reaction, you ask her what is wrong. She gives you a funny look, and then she explains that she just ran over someone. You ask her where this person is, and she points towards the person that you ran over! You don’t understand why, but for some reason this woman thinks that she caused this accident and killed the person, when in fact you are well aware that you were the cause. Whoever accepts the blame is likely to be placed in jail for a very long time. If you let the woman take the blame, there is a very good chance you will get away with it all. However, there is also the chance that you could be placed in jail for even longer for trying to cover it up.

[tto827]

Spare time should be used for capping, not this weeder.
Gimme a winner for tomorrow

[muldoon]

I wish I could go 90 seconds back in time and skip this thread

[Chi_archie]

Normally i'd

1) keep the money
2) depends upon what she looked like. I'm kinda endowed, so if she was hot I think I could abort fetus hitler from the right position
3) blame the woman and live in guilt


BUT, now with that show on the "What would you do" show.

i'd be worried that I was on camera and on that show, and the guy who's nationality I dont quite know would pop out and interview and i'd look bad on tv. So now I might do the "right" thing if I was spooked by anything to make me think there were cameras around.

i'd still most likely do Hitler's mom

[InTheDrink]

weeder whats become of you

weeder im worried

weeder it may be time for an intervention

[CanuckG]

You mean easy questions...

1) Keep it
2) Yes
3) Blame her

[Seaweed]

[Seaweed]

You mean easy questions...

1) Keep it
2) Yes
3) Blame her

Unreal Canucker.

[King Mayan]

1. Give it back.

2. Adopt and Raise hitler as my own.

3. Say it was me..

I'm a great guy.

[InTheDrink]

weeder have you been drinking or taking drugs

weeder have you been spending your time thinking about females

weeder you are not eating, sleeping and breathing sports handicapping like the weeder i used to know

[Seaweed]

weeder whats become of you

weeder im worried

weeder it may be time for an intervention

Drinker it's a tough time.

Drinker i will be back

Drinker i have a question: how many days after milk expires can you drink it? Mine says February 28th, that's about a week. It's still white and looks like Milk. I'm very hungry and want Cereal. Will anything bad happen if i have it?

[lakerboy]

Hitler was a great man. Thank god he was born.

[InTheDrink]

weeder if it doesnt come out in chunks i think youre okay

weeder give some to the cat first to test

weeder its march madness you need to focus

[tto827]

Hitler was a great man. Thank god he was born.

Asshole. My grandpa died in the Holocaust.


He fell out of a guard tower.

On a serious note, why even say that?

[Seaweed]

Hitler was a great man. Thank god he was born.

[InTheDrink]

Asshole. My grandpa died in the Holocaust.


He fell out of a guard tower.

On a serious note, why even say that?

shitboy is SOOOOOO edgy

[Seaweed]

weeder if it doesnt come out in chunks i think youre okay

weeder give some to the cat first to test

weeder its march madness you need to focus

Drinker it's too late i decided to eat the Vector cereal

Drinker i'm saving up everything i have for march madness

Drinker everything i do revolves around betting
Drinker Rome wasn't built in one day

[Seaweed]

lakerboy is a neo-nazi?

[lakerboy]

Tto relax. Hitler helped bring the world out of the great depression. Your grandpa was gonna die eventually anyway.

[tto827]

Tto relax. Hitler helped bring the world out of the great depression. Your grandpa was gonna die eventually anyway.

Guess you missed the joke, hard to sell it on the internet. But I just don't see why anyone would say Hitler was a great man. It's just disrespectful to millions of people. I'm all for making racist jokes, but their just that jokes, nothing funny about your statement.

[Seaweed]

Tto relax. Hitler helped bring the world out of the great depression. Your grandpa was gonna die eventually anyway.

[Chi_archie]

I went to the Holocaust museum here in the chicago burbs a few weeks back.

it angered me quite a bit















I was angry because I had to go through a metal detector because some asshole in the better DC museum shot some people up.

it was really inconvenient for me, I had baggy pants on, and I had to take my belt off, and empty out a whole bunch of stuff out of my pockets.

I felt very duhumanized and disrespected. As a result I didn't even pay attention to all the exhibits

from what I can tell. this Hitler guy was very powerful but he bet alot of money against Jessie Owens in the Olympics and lost and that pissed him off.

[Seaweed]

I went to the Holocaust museum here in the chicago burbs a few weeks back.

it angered me quite a bit















I was angry because I had to go through a metal detector because some asshole in the better DC museum shot some people up.

it was really inconvenient for me, I had baggy pants on, and I had to take my belt off, and empty out a whole bunch of stuff out of my pockets.

I felt very duhumanized and disrespected. As a result I didn't even pay attention to all the exhibits

from what I can tell. this Hitler guy was very powerful but he bet alot of money against Jessie Owens in the Olympics and lost and that pissed him off.

He had an STD. That's what pissed him off.

I can't believe lakerboy's statement. He should be banned for supporting an evil man.

[lakerboy]

hitler was so far ahead of his time. he declared that france would turn into a muslim/black ghetto in 1921.

[lakerboy]

He had an STD. That's what pissed him off.

I can't believe lakerboy's statement. He should be banned for supporting an evil man.

history is full of evil characters. americans voted in george bush.

[TheCentaur]

from what I can tell. this Hitler guy was very powerful but he bet alot of money against Jessie Owens in the Olympics and lost and that pissed him off.

Yeah I heard he was a complete degenerate bettor and owed about 6 million people money

[lakerboy]

Yeah I heard he was a complete degenerate bettor and owed about 6 million people money

[InTheDrink]

Guess you missed the joke, hard to sell it on the internet. But I just don't see why anyone would say Hitler was a great man. It's just disrespectful to millions of people. I'm all for making racist jokes, but their just that jokes, nothing funny about your statement.

i played in a drunkfest golf tournament a few weeks ago and some of the teams dress up in costumes....one of the teams had guys that dressed up as the corpses of saddam, qadaffi, bin laden and hitler.....all of them were funny except hitler....theres just something about seeing swastikas and an ss uniform that is infuriating....even if its a joke

[Chi_archie]

no for real though I'd been to the museum in DC when I was 18 or 19 and knew it really was shocking.

but at this Chicago Museum they had a room that had movies and photos of the methods the nazis were using to kill all the Jews before all the concentration camp gas chambers were built.

It was just dig big holes and line them up and make them sit or stand on the edge and shoot em and knock em in a hole. And you just couldn't fathom how a grown man could just shoot innocent women and children all day long.....

just crazy

[Sledge187]

1) Keep the money.

2) Do you have pics? would like to see before deciding.

3) I would just tell the woman that I have $500 ( See answer #1) and I would like to have sex with her before she is sent to prison for killing that innocent man.

[innovation]

I think I know the correct answer to each.

Take the 500 bucks and take hitlers mom to a clinic for an a abortion. Probably 50 bucks back then if not get a coat hanger. Take the remaning $450 and either buy XM radio or hook up a 64 gig iPod fully loaded and never buy a cd.

Plan b would become part Amish and use a horse driven carriage.

[Seaweed]

people are evil, what's sick is that lakerboy is not banned yet

[Seaweed]

I am in shock at these answers. I had no idea so many people were this mean.

[lakerboy]

people are evil, what's sick is that lakerboy is not banned yet

why? we live in a free society. are you a serb?

[TheCentaur]

no for real though I'd been to the museum in DC when I was 18 or 19 and knew it really was shocking.

but at this Chicago Museum they had a room that had movies and photos of the methods the nazis were using to kill all the Jews before all the concentration camp gas chambers were built.

It was just dig big holes and line them up and make them sit or stand on the edge and shoot em and knock em in a hole. And you just couldn't fathom how a grown man could just shoot innocent women and children all day long.....

just crazy

I've been to Auschwitz, ground zero

not a thing happened in Chicago or DC