Originally Posted by
The HG
Ok I will sum it up for you, literal, no sub-meanings.
1) It started when apparently pavy was a dick to bread. I was not aware of this, but was aware that pavy is a dick in general.
2) pavy posted the poolboy pic as his avatar, which was obvious to me wasn't him, but I never gave it much thought. Apparently though, pavy claimed it was really him, and told various posters that he used to be a model, and is a toned, cut muscular athletic sexy guy who gets lots of hot women. Apparently at one point he said he dated or fukked or was/is married to a former Miss North Dakota - I still don't know what the exact claim was, and is a good example of inside joke info that even a participant in the inside joke such as I, doesn't know about.
3) bread and robyn decided to plot revenge on pavy for being a dick to bread by figuring out who he really is in real life and outing him.
4) The breakthrough in that was, apparently, when robyn was able to somehow become friends with someone she was sure was pavy, on facebook.
5) Finally armed with irrefutable and gut-wrenchingly damning evidence, bread plotted the climax of the whole horrid tale, and unleashed it last night - having prepped it, in a very keen twist, with his pregnant posts from last week that he and robyn had met a couple online for swinging and wanted our opinion. It was pregnant because it was obvious that bread was up to something, but it wasn't clear what. The couple they claimed to be interested in swinging with turned out, of course, to be pics of what bread and robyn claim to be the real pavy and his "woman".
6) The real pavy (according to bread and robyn) does bear a very mild resemblance to the pavy claimed by pavy himself, but is much more pudgy, many orders of magnitude less cool, and in general has a pathetic and toolish look to him. The woman associated with the bread and robyn-claimed pavy, was almost definitely never close in her life to being in any beauty pageant anywhere whatsoever, and currently bears an upsetting resemblance to a fictional evil male character named Lord Kramdar.
7) The explosion of events took on a life of its own when the SBR poster sickler very impressively found clues in the back and forths between bread and robyn and pavy, and was able to identify the person pavy claims to be - a Greek pop star of questionable sexual orientation named Sakis Rouvas. It is now known as a fact that the person pavy claims to be is in fact this Greek and either closeted or misinterpreted pop star. Whether the SBR poster pavyracer is in fact that pop star is still being disputed.
I personally have still not been able to figure out what clues sickler saw that enabled him to find out the identity of the person in pavy's avatar, but I am very very impressed - as were bread and robyn, as they apparently were unable to uncover that information despite all their efforts.
As of this posting, pavy's story has not changed one bit. He continues to assert that the pics bread and robyn found have nothing to do with him, and that he is the man in the poolboy avatar. He has not really yet addressed the idea that if that is true, then he is a Greek pop star.
Ok, this is an imperfect summation I am sure, but I think I hit the key points. Feel free to point out corrections and repost anywhere else if necessary.
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