1. #1
    adriano
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    Bing Blang Blaow!



    ...and I got the proof: DOCUMENTS ON FILE. Go go go Dragomir!

    "Ch3ckraise - Cash Out (On My Titt1es)"
    Written and Performed by 'DRybes'
    Music Video by 'jroc3fitty'

    Download the MP3 here:
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php...

    Inspired by Ch3ckraise's Heads-Up Poker Victory Song.
    From the 2+2 Forum:
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/...

    Lyrics
    ----------------------------------------

    Ha ha.. I just stacked that dude.
    Man, that's another 50 bucks today...

    Bing blang blaow, you know it by now
    Bing blang blaow
    He's in the house, yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Ch3ckraise is in the house
    Just won 50 dollars from you
    I got your money now
    So much for buyin' food
    And i'm gunna cash it out
    And rub rub rub rub rub rub
    And rub it on my titties
    Rub it on my titties
    Rub it on my tittitities
    Rub it on my titties
    Rub it on my titties
    Cash out on my titties
    Cash out on my titties


    I'mma start this out with a bing blang blaow
    Ch3ckraise with a three in the house
    I just won 50 dollars from you
    that you coulda used to buy some food but you can't now
    'Cause Imma cash it out
    and rub it on my titties
    it's so pretty
    I like the feel of a crisp new bill
    pressed against my tit
    that I just won from a nit
    I'm a heads-up master and I'm droppin this rhyme
    to let you haters know that I'll take you on
    and I'll kick your ass and I'll take your blinds
    at any stake, on any site, at any time
    Someone hit my boom, switch
    So I can stack, fish
    and I mean you, bitch
    Cause i know when I hit
    that you'll pay me off
    cause I call your overbet
    with nothin' but a flush draw

    gimme some of that bing blang blaow
    bing blang blaow
    cash cash cash it out
    I got your money now
    just won all your money
    I'm gonna cash it out
    rub it on my titties
    and rub it on my titties

    Moron, you know you're a donkey, right?
    You just been runnin hot all night
    whats wrong with you? give me an answer
    I hope your mother****in mom gets cancer
    you're a joke, and no doubt
    you'll lose that money plus more
    before you ever cash out

    Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my ass
    I'm lettin you know what's gonna happen to your cash
    I ain't a donk, I been around for a while
    and I got the proof:
    DOCUMENTS ON FILE
    Imma cash it out
    through the wire
    I can see it now
    got a wire
    now that I filled out the payment request
    it's just a matter of time before I rub my chest
    you want a rematch? you wanna lose again?
    Maybe...
    [Nguyen] You call, gonna be all over baby!


    Sing it one more time with the bing blang bloaw
    Bing blang blaow
    The master is in the house
    I got your money now
    just won 50 dollars from you
    I'm gonna cash it out
    you coulda used to buy some food
    and rub it on my titties
    and rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
    rub it on my titties
    rub it on my titties
    rub it on my tittitittitititities
    rub it on my titties
    cash out on my titties

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    transfer 2 cents to 'DRybes' on PokerStars

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    adriano
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    Numenor80
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    this vid is soooo epic!

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    Roybaugh
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    wow....is about the only way to describe that vid.....wow

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    TheProdigy
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    This really isn't the place for that. I'm not even going to watch this video now, hows that feel?

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    scruffy mojo
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    that's a classic, speechless, and i always got something to say. amazing

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