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    Beat---Well done!!!!

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    darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin

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    Come back SSK

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    Hello SBR, this is the CEO of SSK Global. I would like to give a little update on SSK. Our Waldo team have been searching for SSK for nearly 27.5 hours and they've finally made contact with SSK. He's currently in Greenland with his dog Toto. He has been deeply distraught by his epic failure during this NBA season. He has lost nearly his entire bankroll and will be applying for a custodian job at a nearby boarding school. Once again, we would like to note that SSK is no longer an employee of SSK Global, but we will be providing assistance to SSK and his dog Toto. We are wary of his situation and want nothing but the best for his well being. We will be sending over a Purina team and a welfare team at our expense.

    SSK Global CEO
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillybadboy View Post
    darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin
    Bad day?

    Try BAD 6 DAYS!!

    Try Bad NBA SEASON!

    Try Bad thread.

    Oh, and keep grindin' you say? With what? Bankroll has gone bye-bye.

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    Don't worry guys, SSK is still here.

    He keeps checking this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillybadboy View Post
    darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin
    This is ridiculous. Philly, are you guys lovers or something? C'mon man.

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    SSK for Preisdent.

  9. #324
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    Come on back SSK. Need some entertainment!
    Hello........hellooooooooo......

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    Any mysterious threads start about the best handicapper and starting with 100 units only this time with a different handle?

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    Kids mom probably took internet privileges away

    Guys dont let your kids turn out to be losing gamblers

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    What happened to SSK?

    Has anyone spotted his new name yet?

  13. #328
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    He is still checking in daily to get his 2 points------but he isn't posting.

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    He is scared if he post his plays, we will make money by fading him so he's in the dark and play fake money in sbr sportbook

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    Is this thread dead? I am thinking of quitting NBA picks.

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    Hello.......hello..........?
    Where could SSK be?
    Possibly on another ML thread w/ tennis and German B-ball.

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    Damnit please stop reviving this thread youre getting my hopes up

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    I have a feeling SSK is banned for a couple of weeks or for life from SBR.

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    Sorry I've been away

    After many failures I knew I had to do something. So I went to see my team of mad scientists 100 feet underground in China. They have been working on me for the past 5 days, doing all kinds of crazy things that involve electricity, fire, chemistry, and plasma. They have worked on me before as well so I know what they are capable of. I am now
    stronger than ever with more power
    than ever.

    New NBA thread tomorrow with my
    budget from the NFL season I started
    on SBR. I will officially be in...

    Beast Mode
    Last edited by ssk13809; 02-21-11 at 02:55 PM.

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    Dont you have any shame bro? I know its the internet and you are fooling around. But you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    Dont you have any shame bro? I know its the internet and you are fooling around. But you know.
    There is no fooling around here

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    sweet. welcome back ssk. we need your picks to fade. thanks for the money you've made me the past month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssk13809 View Post
    Sorry I've been away

    After many failures I knew I had to do something. So I went to see my team of mad scientists 100 feet underground in China. They have been working on me for the past 5 days, doing all kinds of crazy things that involve electricity, fire, chemistry, and plasma. They have worked on me before as well so I know what they are capable of. I am now
    stronger than ever with more power
    than ever.

    New NBA thread tomorrow with my
    budget from the NFL season I started
    on SBR. I will officially be in...

    Beast Mode
    Actually you HAVE NOT BEEN AWAY.

    You signed in every single day to get your 2 points.

    Want me to show you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Actually you HAVE NOT BEEN AWAY.

    You signed in every single day to get your 2 points.

    Want me to show you?
    You forgot I have a posting team? Already mentioned them. You want me to show you?


    I told them to keep signing in, but make no posts in my absence.. That's what has been done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    sweet. welcome back ssk. we need your picks to fade. thanks for the money you've made me the past month.
    I read some of these "we faded you ssk" posts recently.

    Since I've lost most on teasers lately, tell me guys, how do you FADE teasers





    You guys try SO hard

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    Of all the shucksters that have ever been around-----SSK may in fact, be the worst capper ever.

    He lost 200 units in the NBA---in roughly 9 days time. 9 days. I suppose, anyone looking for fade material is going to love him. So, at least we have that going for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssk13809 View Post
    You forgot I have a posting team? Already mentioned them. You want me to show you?


    I told them to keep signing in, but make no posts in my absence.. That's what has been done.
    Oh, do show us.

    You signed in for 2 lousy points? You're big time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssk13809 View Post
    I read some of these "we faded you ssk" posts recently.

    Since I've lost most on teasers lately, tell me guys, how do you FADE teasers

    You guys try SO hard
    Actually, fading your ATS plays was very profitable.

    You hit 38% of your ATS plays....giving those of us who faded you----a 62% win rate. Magical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Of all the shucksters that have ever been around-----SSK may in fact, be the worst capper ever.

    He lost 200 units in the NBA---in roughly 9 days time. 9 days. I suppose, anyone looking for fade material is going to love him. So, at least we have that going for us.
    He's already forgotten I'm in BEAST MODE now

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Oh, do show us.

    You signed in for 2 lousy points? You're big time.
    I just told my posting team to find the link, and in 2 seconds...

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...hread-p25.html


    Here I mention my posting team.



    Anything else?

  31. #346
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    Quote Originally Posted by ssk13809 View Post
    He's already forgotten I'm in BEAST MODE now
    so does that mean you'll lose your next 100 units is 3 days? 2 days? or are the haters 'getting to you' and you'll go all in on your first play?

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    Anyways guys, don't have much time to argue. My doctors and scientists told me to rest before the Beast is Unleashed tomorrow.


    Losing time is over. It's BEAST MODE time now. More details on what this implies tomorrow.

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    I will wager I get him to push all-in within 3 days time.

    He hasn't learned anything.

    Same thing.

    Teasers that lose, money line parlays that lose, and lousy ATS selections. He does not have the discipline or talent to make 1 or 2 selections ATS per night. He isn't capable of that. And the first 12 unit teaser he loses, he will push all-in when we make fun of him.

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    just fade the ats plays and get paid.

    why weren't you in la for all star weekend ssk? all your people were there.

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    Well now it's just sad.

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