[crustyme]

romney created the green power fund which provided millions to green energy as gov but now hes against green energy. flip flopper at it again.

[MC PICKS]

Nobody cares about the wars and bin laden barry. FORWARD remember.

[TheRifleman]

A History Lesson
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

[Seaweed]

Both are dressed very nicely

[C-Gold]

Robert Ferringo

Has Obama kept all his promises?
Cutting the deficit in half?
Closing gitmo?
ending the wars?
Not raising taxes?
Insurance costs not going up?

Come on!

[TheRifleman]

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

[d2bets]

Did Romney just wipe a booger off his upper lip?

[Bluehorseshoe]

Mitt Romney...."I'm going to do away with cancer if elected.....just don't ask me how."

[C-Gold]

4 years ago....

What happened to forward Obama?

[Wrigley]

I dont think Michelle giving Obama any tonight after his poor performance tonight

[MC PICKS]

Romney wins the toss and elects to go last. This is gonna be an epic burial.

[King Mayan]

Rifleman thanks for the copy and paste bullshit you dumbfukk.

[Bluehorseshoe]

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

And Romney can't drink beer. He's a Mormon.

[C-Gold]

this like the 49ers / Jets game last Sunday.

I was 6-2 last week. 75%

[Robert Ferringo]

Kerry won the first Bush debate but this is a penetrating landslide. Kerry was 7 points behind Bush and closed the gap to 2 points.

Obama and Romney are neck and neck and he destroyed him today. He's not 7 points behind. He probably pulled ahead tonight.

I don't think that he closed that much gap. He had a great night. No doubt about it. But, again, there is a reason that he was getting buried up until tonight. And those things will still be there tomorrow morning when he wakes up.

And the reality is that the national polls don't mean squat. They will be back within a couple of points in the national polls but right now there are about five states (Florida, Ohio, New Hampshire, Colorado and maybe Wisconsin) that really will determine this election.

[shari91]

"the woman I met in Minnesota, the auto workers I met in Toledo"

Holy Hannah dickmunch I'm trying to force myself to vote for you but you're killing me here

If Romney does this, I'll probably piss myself.

[MC PICKS]

Same old fair share shit, unreal. Obama just said he wasnt a perfect president. NO SHIT BARRY

[crustyme]

democrats create jobs....



republicans create more......

[Shafted69]

Obama won. He comes off as presidential, Mitt threw words around, looked angry or frustrated, smirked, and puzzled me with the switch-up on his previous positions on various issues.

[Turd Ferguson]

Debate was gobbledygook.

Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and Virgil Goode should've been included.

[d2bets]

Here come the empty bullshit "promises" with fictitiuous imaginary numbers.

[2TrivBicc]

The 2 party system is a smoke screen... Question everything!

[newguy]

I thought this was an awesome debate!!!

[MC PICKS]

"shovel ready wasnt as shovel ready as we thought"

"the private sector is doing fine"

"you didnt build that"

and the new one

"can we move on to the next topic jim"

[Robert Ferringo]

Obama didn't win tonight. Not even close.

But he's going to win the election. And that's all that matters.

[C-Gold]

I don't think that he closed that much gap. He had a great night. No doubt about it. But, again, there is a reason that he was getting buried up until tonight. And those things will still be there tomorrow morning when he wakes up.

And the reality is that the national polls don't mean squat. They will be back within a couple of points in the national polls but right now there are about five states (Florida, Ohio, New Hampshire, Colorado and maybe Wisconsin) that really will determine this election.

I watched CNN before the debates. They said Bush was ahead of Kerry by 7 points before the debate and he was up by 2 points after the debate.

If Romney improves by 5 points he's ahead of Obama and wins the presidency. Do you think it's far fetched to say he took the lead today and improved as much as Kerry did? I don't. Obama got destroyed today.

[crustyme]

obama took control without bullying.... spoke 4 mins longer.

[RonPaul2008]

No mention of Amendment 64. Boring debate!

[Br0nxer]

I thought you liked Romney??? Don't post that!

This is making me miss GWB. Dude at least had personality.

I swear to fukk I would've bet someone 50k 5 yrs ago that those words would never cross my mind.

i dont like either

both bullshit artists-big money and special interests run the country like wanty said

was just showing that they dont converse with people in the real world-nothing but shaking hands and yes'sing people like you said

blew a fukkin guy off in a wheelchair

[EmpireMaker]

Moderator was the biggest loser there tonight

[Deuce]

Obama won. He comes off as presidential, Mitt threw words around, looked angry or frustrated, smirked, and puzzled me with the switch-up on his previous positions on various issues.

[thetrinity]

i wish mitt had 5 daughters instead. what an awful way to celebrate ur 20th anniversary to that beat hag.

[SBR Lou]

Even CNN is saying Obama underwhelmed.

[d2bets]

I will admit, Obama did a pretty poor job of attacking Romney on things he should have attacked -- 47%, tax returns, all that stuff.

[CanuckG]

Andy Reid was impressed with Jim Lehrer’s clock management.