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    Bryce Harper takes paternity leave

    Bwhahaha

    Seriously WTF

    $350mm cant get a playoff run from the guy lol

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    had a 7-0 lead, and they lost 18-11.
    Phucked up my night.

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    What a complete shitshow

    Meanwhile in Washington
    ....

    Playoffs? WS run???

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    Wait, what?

    Oh, 3 days, yeah we knew that.

    I was thinking something else came up, or it was longer.

    Still, yeah, hilarious.


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    Whatever chick got pregnant hit the jackpot

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    Kids, right?

    Overrated!
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    His season where he was good they had separated. Now he’s trash again. I don’t think there’s ever been a more overrated player in all of baseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spro23 View Post
    Whatever chick got pregnant hit the jackpot
    You mean his wife? You guys are clueless. This is year 1 of a 13 year deal. Guy is still only what 25-26? We havent even seen him in his prime yet. "Cant even get a playoff run outta the guy." were you describing the entire career of Mike Trout with that statement? Who got way more and his team is not even whiffing a wild card?

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    I want Phillies and Nats in the WC so bad you guys have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    JJ, try this one at SBR. "Sam, I'm taking 6 weeks off for paternity leave."

    This is utter bullshit, Harper. Who u crapping? You think a big-time player from bygone era would pull this shit?

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    They were playing the Marlins so they let him go. If they played the Braves or Nats he wouldn't take a leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Bwhahaha

    Seriously WTF

    $350mm cant get a playoff run from the guy lol
    I take it you are not a dad, some things are important than sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    I want Phillies and Nats in the WC so bad you guys have no idea.
    why is that fanboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Bwhahaha

    Seriously WTF

    $350mm cant get a playoff run from the guy lol
    like you said he's got 350m in the bank...so honestly he probably doesn't really give AF

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    Hope the Phillies never make the playoffs again. Would have started a great run if they could have just beat the Padres at home some time ago. Could have got to 7, then 1400, then 2800, then 5600, then 10. Then 20, and boom one more and my life isn’t over. Just six more wins if they didn’t suck, and I’d be buying my mom something even better than a Mazda. I’m thinking of becoming a male whore. Mainly rob old gay guys who wanna play with other men. What say SBR? Sharp idea, or too scummy? I mean I had a big heart, and trusting disposition, now look where that got me. Maybe it’s time to be ruthless. Anyway, glad Bryce and his man are gonna take care of some kid who needs a family. Maybe it’ll be good karma, so he can hit better than bums like Puig.

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    you guys will bitch about anything lol

    hes not taking 18 months off
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    He'll be back as a top player next season. The guy is a top notch player that had an off year. Happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    like you said he's got 350m in the bank...so honestly he probably doesn't really give AF
    I don't think they pay you $350 million up front. He gets a check every time there is payoroll like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    You mean his wife? You guys are clueless. This is year 1 of a 13 year deal. Guy is still only what 25-26? We havent even seen him in his prime yet. "Cant even get a playoff run outta the guy." were you describing the entire career of Mike Trout with that statement? Who got way more and his team is not even whiffing a wild card?
    You sure he hasn’t hit his prime? The kid numbers been declining after his MVP year. Trout is 10x better then Harper. Idiotic comparison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    you guys will bitch about anything lol
    hes not taking 18 months off
    Pussies, are easily triggered.

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    I have nothing wrong with Harper doing this.OP with another dumb thread

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