1. 10-19-16 12:47 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by vegasridah View Post
    this is forum theatre orchestrated by the same people who deliver the "jjgold" character to you day in and day out. Something to stir up a buzz and get people posting. Well played. I don't think anyone can accuse the persons behind the scenes as dumb.
    You got us! But we got you back! You posted here in this thread!

    Now go get that post count up, SBR expects you at 500 by the end of the week.
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  2. 10-19-16 12:50 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Fred, how r u today?
    I'm good Gary, and you?
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  3. 10-19-16 12:52 PM #73
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    Let's all calm down and pick winners today
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  4. 10-19-16 12:53 PM #74
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    you wan't 500 posts, you'll have to supplement this thread with a video of yourself saying "me so hoe-knnneeee, me so hoe-kneeeeee!!! Me love you loonngggg-time!!!"

    follow this guy's lead:

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  5. 10-19-16 12:57 PM #75
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    something tells me this would be a very accurate depiction of her entrance to, as well as the remainder of, her encounter with JJ:


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  6. 10-19-16 12:59 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Taking the u300 for 14 bet points. I sent them to you already. When is deadline?
    24 hours good luck!

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  8. 10-19-16 01:02 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I'm good Gary, and you?
    Doing great bud..thank you for asking
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  10. 10-19-16 01:06 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Doing great bud..thank you for asking
    How u hitting the soccer totals?
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  11. 10-19-16 01:07 PM #81
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    I'm on the road someone summarize this video. Did we see any rice paddies or conical bamboo hats?
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  13. 10-19-16 01:09 PM #83
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    We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

    We both are very prepared for the meeting

    We are two serious minded people
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  15. 10-19-16 01:10 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

    We both are very prepared for the meeting

    We are too serious minded people
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys back off kitten right now or I will personally go to all your houses and you'll have to deal with me there
    come on over, ill have you in tube tops, bitch slapping you around living room for sandwiches
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I'm on the road someone summarize this video. Did we see any rice paddies or conical bamboo hats?

    No.. she was at a casino. Seems like a nice girl.
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  18. 10-19-16 01:20 PM #88
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    Buckles I'm not allowed to have anyone's phone number here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    No.. she was at a casino. Seems like a nice girl.
    Like nice for a scam artist or just nice as an Asian can be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Buckles I'm not allowed to have anyone's phone number here.
    I'm # 7.
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  22. 10-19-16 01:27 PM #92
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    We might open a deli in Vegas I'm going to discuss it with her
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Like nice for a scam artist or just nice as an Asian can be?
    Yea. Nice for an Asian scam artist. She must be good at it.
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  25. 10-19-16 01:31 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

    We both are very prepared for the meeting

    We are two serious minded people
    after she told JJ she didn't like sex (immediately hitting the mute button on her iphone to conceal her laughter at the thought of such a rediculous notion), she logged into match, picked out a hot guy, confirmed he had game and adequate length/girth, and banged the shit out of him..... providing herself with what JJ will never be able to.....
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  26. 10-19-16 01:33 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Meet me at the baccarat table I'll be wearing a dodgers hat
    I'm banned from the Baccarat tables at the Aria. They told me I was winning too much over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Kickels call me, there are a few things you need to know about gold first
    she already knows all that is important:

    1. he has a tiny dick, and

    2. he's been a perenial loser in vegas, leaving with his tail tucked between his legs on every other occasion he's wandered into town....

    obviously, with all of this "obvious upside" in meeting with our beloved mascot, there's an angle she's workin' that she hasn't disclosed as of yet.....

    some have surmised organ robbery, others think she's gonna peg him with a huge strapon (others, including me, think both of these things), but it could be a way to scam bobby waves out of his remaining betpoints, via a kidnapping for a ransom of 22,000 betpoints..... which is about what JJ is worth.....
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    22,000 betpoints gets me an iPad2 and a couple other gadgets. That is all JJ is worth to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    I'm banned from the Baccarat tables at the Aria. They told me I was winning too much over there.
    a few more rediculous comments like this, and we're gonna revolt, turn the tables on you, have your ass kidnapped and shipped to H-town, where the human trafficking/sex slave industry is booming, and "asians with attitude" bring a high price......
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    got banned from playing a game of chance? wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We might open a deli in Vegas I'm going to discuss it with her
    good idea, as she'll need to get some sausage somewhere if she winds up in a relationship with you....
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  32. 10-19-16 01:46 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    got banned from playing a game of chance? wtf
    perhaps she was one of the seedy hookers who Phil Ivey was running around with in Vegas.... if memory serves me right, those hos were indeed asian.....

    either that, or she's stealing story lines from around vegas (edge sorting) to create even more of a bogus identity than she already has.....
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  33. 10-19-16 01:51 PM #103
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    JJ might score this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    22,000 betpoints gets me an iPad2 and a couple other gadgets. That is all JJ is worth to you?
    actually, to me, since he stood me up at Morton's, he's worth even less....

    the 22,000 figure comes from, according to Small b Waves, the cummulative total of all betpoints available among all sbr pro members's accounts.... As, according to idiot Waves, he's the ony one with points and the rest of sbr members are BDFs with no points.... (his point total is a meager 22,000, after he blew 80% of his points proving what a terrible capper he is)
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  35. 10-19-16 01:54 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    JJ might score this time.
    this poses an interesting question.... one that has come into my mind after seeing JJ proudly display his gherkin on a variety of sbr videos, which is:

    we all know that a woman can claim she's still a virgin if she just dryhumps a guy and doesn't actually allow penetration, so does it count for JJ as having "scored" if, due to lack of length, he doesn't actually enter her vagina with his tiny member?

    does feverishly rubbin' it on the outside until climaxing (six seconds later) count as scoring?
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