Originally Posted by
Auto Donk
to calm tensions, I recommend someone read dem nay-buhs some black poetry from the seventies.....
it always has a "calming effect", particularly this prose espoused by an underprivleged black student of the oakland isd, penned back in the early seventies, I believe, and quoted verbatim by a Cali court of appeals back in 1972, in the landmark case of Oakland Unfied School District v. Olicker, 25 Cal. App. 1099 (1972)
I KNOW it's a favorite of mine, it's entitled "Big Bad Hairy Dick" (I often recite it around midnight at local coffee houses full of liberals):
Big Bad Hairy Dick
"One day I saw a man with a big bad hairy dick.
I ask him, Why did he call it big, bad hairy dick?
He said! It all started when I penetrate a girl. I said to the girl Will you let me penetrate you?
She said yes, I said! how big is your pussy hol? Big enough for you to get in.
How big is your dick? Big enough to make you bleed.
When I get finish with you. You will be bleeding from the ass and your Kotex will be so wet you can ring it out with you hand.
I hope you have enough Kotex for when I get finish.
We were penetrating and all of a sudden he farted she said! Get out me you nasty thing! Me no fart me ass just get happier. Wee! Wee!
She said with you big bad hairy dick."
fuk, still brings a tear to my eyes..... if not for racism, the young black lad who penned this poem would be a Classic American Poet