Seaweed is all knowing and all loving.
He doesn't tirelessly put in sometimes up to 20 hours a day crunching numbers and dissecting lines just for Americans to win, his quest is to help everyone.
He is loved and respected in North America and South America.
In Europe, several statues have been erected in his honor.
who will make the first erection joke? I say Russian Rocket
The Asian culture regards him so highly that they injest edible seaweed just say they can feel like he is a part of them
I predict at least 3 stalkers ...
Russian Rocket included make a homosexual comment about injesting seaweed
In Africa tribes chants his name
In Australia, where the population is a majority female, for 4 straight years, he has been voted
" The man Australian women would most like to meet"
I'm sure he would even be wildly popular in Antarctica if more people lived there.
There is a reason he was voted "covers poster of the year" from 2007 through 2011.....and that's because he
ALWAYS gives selflessly of himself
...again, which self loathing homosexual will bring up their homosexual fantasies about Seaweed giving of himself?
Let's all revel in Seaweed's success. ...
after all, he helps all of us Seaweeders make money