Originally posted on 01/30/2021:

Yeah Donk, I'd bang this bitch today site unseen. I went to a show with Garbage opening up for the Smashing Pumpkins. I moshed in the pit and noticed that I would like to fuk her then and now that I'm over 50, there isn't much I wouldn't fuk today. I still have my limits so I may need to bring a paper bag with a sharpy face drawn on it but yes bring that bitches ass around and I'll stuff it full of Slurry Pumper jizz.