Originally posted on 03/14/2020:

Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
OK, but if this test comes back negative, don't you think they'd tell us immediately?

He took it last night. No way he can't get results by tonight. If we don't hear anything by bedtime tonight, tomorrow is gonna be a doozy. If it's negative, we hear right away. If it's positive, they will work all night figuring out how to handle and we'll find out sometime tomorrow, or they try to hide it, but I think that's impossible. It would leak.
Trump would either call a press conference or maybe just a tweet. It would be something like:

"I got the results back from my test. It was the very best test results ever. They said I did better on the test than anyone they have ever seen. They said I was the healthiest human being on the planet... can you believe that. They told me that if everyone had an immune system like mine that we wouldn't have to worry about this virus as at all. They said if they could use my genes to develop a cure they would."