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I smoked out the pizza boy when i was a soph in college, he chlled for about 10 minutes then freaked out realizing he had other deliveries lol

I used to sell cable TV door-to-door after I got out of college until I went back. Some customers ordered a longer coax cable so I delivered it to them. Since I got them a free extension cable they asked me if I wanted a smoke and I said yes.

So I was sitting on the couch smoking up with them and one of their friends walks in and says "who is this guy?" One of the other persons said "he's the cable guy". So I said "I'm not your typical cable guy".