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    ROFLcopter
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    ROFLcopter's picks will make you laugh your way into welfare

    I would like to congratulate you on stumbling upon this thread. You have hit the lottery here, as you can fade your way into early retirement. I'll post plays sporadically here. This is my first time creating an NBA thread but I will try to apply what I learned from the MLB season. The goal is to finish 50% or better, but most importantly positive units.

    First play:

    Pistons +10.5 -105 (2x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    You have hit the lottery here, as you can fade your way into early retirement.

    "Fade my way into early retirement" Funny line Buddy.

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    ROFLcopter's picks will make you laugh your way into welfare

    I would like to congratulate you on stumbling upon this thread.
    The contrast confuses me. Did a mod edit the title to be funny?

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    Read the next sentence. Basically,

    Tailing -> Welfare Line.

    Fading -> Early retirement.

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    Bobcats -1 -108 (1x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    Pistons +10.5 -105 (2x)


    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    Bobcats -1 -108 (1x)


    2-0, +3.00 units tonight. Great way to start the season!

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    Spurs -1 -110 (0.5x) - Small action play and to ensure a nice 2+ unit night
    Last edited by ROFLcopter; 11-03-10 at 09:10 PM.

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    Grizzlies +4.5 -104 (1x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    Spurs -1 -110 (0.5x) - Small action play and to ensure a nice 2+ unit night


    3-0 +3.5 units with the Grizz pending. Let's go for the sweep!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    Grizzlies +4.5 -104 (1x)


    Just missed the sweep. 3-1, +2.4 units on the day. Not a bad start

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    Thunder +5.5 -110 (2x)

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    Love seeing your threads - guaranteed giggles all the time. Best of luck ROFL.

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    Thanks Shari! I need to pop in your thread more often for some over night winners, but it never crosses my mind to bet on tennis

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    Knicks/Bulls 1st half over 103.5 -110 (1x)

    Knicks/Bulls under 204.5 -103 (0.5x)

    Thunder/Blazers 1st half over 97.5 -110 (1x)

    Already posted Thunder +5.5 (2x)
    Last edited by ROFLcopter; 11-04-10 at 10:22 AM. Reason: Thunder/Blazers 1st half

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    sup roflcopter, isee you got an nba thread now,

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    How's it going PBB, are you gonna be posting NBA plays? Lets see em positive nights

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    Knicks/Bulls under 204 -105 (1x)

    also posted under 204.5 at (0.5x) before

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    Good luck copter!

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    Thanks bro, same to you

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    Knicks +6.5 -105 (2x)

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    Read the next sentence. Basically,

    Tailing -> Welfare Line.

    Fading -> Early retirement.
    Oh I see, I missed it.

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    Cash Knicks/Bulls 1st half over 103.5. Knicks +7 looking shakey but I think they'll get a backdoor cover. It's always best in the ass

    Last edited by ROFLcopter; 11-04-10 at 08:38 PM.

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    Knicks under 204 loses

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    Canceling my Thunder play. I don't like how the line has moved against me, and I don't think both dogs cover tonight.

    Blazers -5.5 -108 (2x)

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    Recap:

    Knicks/Bulls 1st half over 103.5 -110 (1x)

    Knicks +6.5 -105 (2x)

    Knicks/Bulls under 204 -103 & 204.5 -105 (1.5x)

    Thunder/Blazers 1st half over 97.5 -110 (1x)

    Blazers -5.5 -108 (2x) - Pending


    Looking like another solid day today

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    Great start but we are squares. soon we'll fade and lose it all.

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    I don't consider myself a square cause that means it would require brief knowledge on the NBA. I know nothing. I'm not a NBA genius who studies 10 hours of film like others. I'm just trying to apply some things I learned from LB and others, as well as come up with some of my own tricks. But you are right, this thread will probably die within a month. If anyone wants to point bet me please post up.

    O/U on how long this thread lasts

    Over 2 months +180
    Under 2 months -150

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    Mine too. I'm too much of a square to win on the long run.

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    After our threads die in a few weeks, we should just team up and make a thread where we completely fade ourselves. We will be up 500 units at the end of the season

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    then we can pull a shoebox/TA

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    We would have to find someone to play the role of PadreMike and then we would have a holy trinity of cappers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    Recap:

    Knicks/Bulls 1st half over 103.5 -110 (1x)

    Knicks +6.5 -105 (2x)

    Knicks/Bulls under 204 -103 & 204.5 -105 (1.5x)

    Thunder/Blazers 1st half over 97.5 -110 (1x)

    Blazers -5.5 -108 (2x) - Fukking A. Should of stuck with my original play.
    3-2, +0.28 units today

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    Wizards +6 -106 (3x)

    Bucks/Pacers 1st half over 99 -110 (1x)

    Nets/Magic 1st half over 98.5 -110 (1x)

    Bobcats/Pistons 1st half over 93 -110 (1x)

    Hawks/Wolves 1st half over 104 -110 (1x)

    Grizzlies/Suns 1st half over 109 -110 (0.5x)

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    copter!

    Played Wiz myself saw some other guys are on it, massive burial?

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