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    Gelatinous-hoops


    AND-MAYBE-SOME-HOCKEY.
    I'm-getting-flak-for-posting-in-PT-with-this-funked-up-computer,so-I'll-start-a-NBA/NHL-thread.

    there's-no-games-right-now,so-maybe-I'll-post-some-18-year-olds-or-complain-about-the-global-government-or-something.
    i-hate-the-global-government-they-are-fascist.
    okay-that-was-fun...

    anyway,
    bet-on-the-New-York-Knicks-today.
    I-dunno-the-line-yet,it-should-be-like-plus-five
    or-so..so-that's-my-play...NYK+whatever

    it's-the-lock-of-the-all-eternity-of-course.

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    ok.Knicks-are-pick.
    so.Pick-the-Knick

    Knicker...knickerbocker.

    This-thread-will-be-a-guaranteed-profit-maker!
    I-promise.

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    kick is at +2?

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    I-was-right-+5
    cuz-knicks-lost-by-5

    loser-minus-1000

    0-1
    -1000

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    Take-the-miami-heat-pick-tonight

    1100-to-win-1000

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    Ur a retard..

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    Thanks-moderator!!!

    Yes-i-am-handicapped.

    Ok-the-miami-game-doesn't-start-till-wednesday.

    Believe-me-i-don't-actually-follow-these-stupid-ass-sports,i-just-bet-on-the-side-that's-gonna-win.

    Anyway,jus...h3da,
    i'll-follow-your-thread-this-year,and-well-see-who-does-better-ok?

    In-the-meantime,i'm-gonna-check-your-post-history-and-see-how-you've-been-doing-lately-on-an-average-night...80%,85%...etc.

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    WELL,
    H3DA....
    I-WENT-THROUGH-YOUR-POSTS-AND-IT-LOOKS-LIKE-YOU-MADE-A-98-SBR-POINT-BET-WITH-SOME-NEWBIE-POSTER,THEN-HE-BAILED-WITH-YOUR-POINTS-AND-STIFFED-YOUR-ASS!!!!...even-though-the-bet-won!!!

    you-could-have-just-played-the-bet-in-the-sbr-book!!!!
    you-stupid-funking-piece-of-piecrap!!!
    why-the-hell-would-you-place-a-bet-thru-some-poster-when-the-book-is-right-here-and-you-are-guaranteed-to-get-paid???



    good-luck-in-life-dude!!!

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    May-switch-to-celtics.

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    Good luck GC, but what's with the - - - ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GELATINOUS CUBE View Post
    WELL,
    H3DA....
    I-WENT-THROUGH-YOUR-POSTS-AND-IT-LOOKS-LIKE-YOU-MADE-A-98-SBR-POINT-BET-WITH-SOME-NEWBIE-POSTER,THEN-HE-BAILED-WITH-YOUR-POINTS-AND-STIFFED-YOUR-ASS!!!!...even-though-the-bet-won!!!

    you-could-have-just-played-the-bet-in-the-sbr-book!!!!
    you-stupid-funking-piece-of-piecrap!!!
    why-the-hell-would-you-place-a-bet-thru-some-poster-when-the-book-is-right-here-and-you-are-guaranteed-to-get-paid???



    good-luck-in-life-dude!!!
    maybe the funniest post I have read in a month.

    Btw, why do-you-post- like-this-. It-must-slow-down-your-words-typed-per-minute?

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    Keyboard-funked-up.

    I-bought-a-new-keyboard-and-it-wont-plug-in-here-at-my-security-booth(work).

    So...i-am-sorry!!!

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    i-have-to-keep-explaining-this.

    but-thats-ok.

    plus-its-harder-for-the-Chinese-Army-to-translate.

    oh-ah--i-awww-i-dunno.

    yeah-that-guy-that-called-me-a-tard-is-a-douche.
    he-placed-a-bet-with-some-poster,won,and-got-stiffed!!!
    lmfao.

    Miami-lost

    -2200

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    celts-sharp-side.

    boys,(shh..linc-manana!!!!)


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    cavs+four
    1100-to-win-1000.
    gl.

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    Cavs-win
    yay
    1-2
    -1200

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    I-dont-usually-post-my-real-plays(that-i-hammer-in-the-book)...
    But-yeah,

    today,there-you-go.

    Like-i-said...linc-hoy.

    Well-he-sucked-but-they-won.

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    washington-wizards+9

    1100-to-win-1000

    looks-like-an-easy-play.

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    aTL..ONLY-WON-BY-3...

    like-I-said,easy-play...really-no-handicapping-involved-and-right-at-the-top-of-the-card.

    Merry-Xmas..

    Wash+9..Winner

    2-2
    -200

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    I-dont-wanna-just-pick-underdogs...

    So-i'll-lay-some-chalk-for-that-azz

    orlando-18.5

    1100-to-win-1000

    i-like-orlando-to-take-the-east-this-year-too.

    tonight-should-be-a-forecast.

    if-you-can-get-a-quarter-at-minus-four...that-might-be-a-better-bet.

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    ORLANDO-WON-BY-LIKE-80.

    WINNER.

    3-2
    +800

    THE-ROLL-CONTINUES....

    I-TRIED-TO-PLACE-THIS-ON-THE-SBRBOOK,BUT-FORGOT-TO-PRESS-CONFIRM-AGAIN!!!


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    Moderators,can-you-give-me-my-points-for-this-win???

    I-guess-that-wouldn't-be-fair...

    Cause,if-it-lost,i'd-say-oh-i-didnt-pick-that...

    How-many-games-are-tomorrow??

    Well-try-to-get-a-winner.

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    nice run man keep it up

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    Thanks-bro...

    That-aint-shiite-though.

    Three-in-a-row...

    I-hit-tonight-on-the-strip,i-had-portland-first-then-okc-second...it-was-wierd-but-i-figured-it-would-go-like-that...12???games-manana,so-maybe-i'll-throw-out-one.

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    By-the-way-even-if-you-played-orlando-minus-five-for-one-of-the-quarters,all-would've-won-except-the-fourth...

    So-that-would've-worked-too...
    They-just-dominated-damn...i-think-that-was-the-biggest-blowout-all-season.

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    HAD-PACERS-TODAY...

    ALSO-WENT-WITH-THE-NETS,
    BUT-THAT-WAS-NOT-THE-CALL-I-GUESS
    (FIRST-HALF)...i-GUESS-IT-WAS-TOO-EZ.

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    UTAH+11
    1100-TO-WIN-1000

    I-THINK-THE-JAZZ-SHOULD-BE-ABLE-TO-RUN-WITH-THE-MAGIC-2NITE...DERON-AND-KIRKILOV-AND-ALL-THOSE-GUYS-SHOULD-HOLD-THEIR-OWN.
    JAZZ-LAST-YEAR-WERE-GREAT-ATS,
    AT-THE-TOP-OF-THE-CARD,AND-IT-LOOKS-LIKE-A-GOOD-BET.
    GOOD-LUCK

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    UTAH-WINS-BY-10!!!

    COVERS-BY-21!!!

    +1000-DOLLARS...HOPE-SOME-OF-Y'ALL-TAILED.


    FOUR-WINS
    TWO-LOSERS

    +1800-DOLLARS.

    well,the-multi-forum-unstoppable-gelatinous-win-streak-continues,and-these-aren't-even-my-best-or-system-plays...

    Oh-yeah-my-MLB+other-sports-2010-has-gone-FINAL...sixteen-12...+fourty-five-fourty.

    so-i'll-try-to-dish-out-some-more-NBA-winners...check-back-around-3pm-west-coast-time..usually-on-weekdays-and-I'll-throw-one-more-out.




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    I'll-take-another-road-dog-2nite.

    golden-state+7.5
    1100-to-win-1000.

    they-are-at-milwakuee-and-should-be-able-to-run-with-them..i-think-golden-state-is-a-better-team...both-teams-have-had-some-injurys-and-ineligible-players-or-something-i-believe-so..well-see-who-actually-gets-pt...gs-can-score-though-so-the-points-sound-good.

    Gl.

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    golden-state:72
    Milwakuee:79

    the-crook-won-by-the-hook!

    +1000
    5-2
    +2800

    also-liked-the-over-but-the-points-was-the-sharper-bet...
    well,there-you-go....rediculous-low-score...

    wtf???

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    so-the-run-continues
    on-SBR
    110-81
    +FOURTY-THOUSAND-TWO-HUNDRED-FOURTY-DOLLARS!


    I-HOPE-YOU-GUYS-ARE-TAILING!!!

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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]'Ur a retard..'[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#000000 !important][/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#000000 !important]THANKS-HD3A!!!![/COLOR]

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    No-plays-today...just-been-countin-my-cash.

    Sunday-is-all-about-football,but-it's-harder-now-week-10-so....just-marinating.

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    There-were-some-good-nfl-bets-actually-today.

    Congrats-to-all-who-won.

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    So you guys starting to like the cavs???

    I don't

    losing z. And delonte west hurt as much as lebron.. Well maybe not but,

    sixers +2
    $1100 to win 1000

    in cleveland 4pm west coast

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