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    Will be pretty funny if McGregor goes and flops and gets finished! Getting big time hype!

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    "If there's drop-outs, I stay ready, I don't stop, there's no Paddy's Day, no Christmas Day, no Sunday" - Conor McGregor

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    Amigo, why is Ronnie Mann been out for so long? injury?

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    Any good Bellator plays? I need a good one after that Colombia debacle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Any good Bellator plays? I need a good one after that Colombia debacle.
    afraid not bud, waiting for UFC next wknd, could be a big one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Any good Bellator plays? I need a good one after that Colombia debacle.
    Hog analysis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    afraid not bud, waiting for UFC next wknd, could be a big one.
    Dont go St Pierre on us!! Risk a little

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    V is ducking Canikas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    afraid not bud, waiting for UFC next wknd, could be a big one.
    You like the butter tooths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Hog analysis.
    Hog analysis is imperative. However, when you have a butter tooth vs. athletic and explosive, you need to venture outside of hog analysis as the analysis almost always leads towards athletic and explosive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    Dont go St Pierre on us!! Risk a little
    ha i've got far to much at risk in soccer for today and this wknd!

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    This is some great stuff! not as good as the bobby blyth video but hey.....its a chinese knockoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    ha i've got far to much at risk in soccer for today and this wknd!
    I don't understand soccer....




    How is that fun???

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    Dammmmmmn homies..how bad was that Ware leg-break...HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAP20OeeSI



    Oh and DFC is not gonna be impressed ...went and hooked up with a crazy Korean chick in Amsterdam (like legit...didnt pay for it or anything!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Oh and DFC is not gonna be impressed ...went and hooked up with a crazy Korean chick in Amsterdam (like legit...didnt pay for it or anything!)
    Nice! I'd be more impressed if you made her pay for it.

    It wasn't JamesKim's wife was it?

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    [QUOTE=NunyaBidness;18266066]Nice! I'd be more impressed if you made her pay for it.

    It wasn't JamesKim's wife was it?[/QUOTE]

    haha tht would be a massive bonus if it was! and she did pay for her own taxi when I ushered her out the hotel the next morning if tht counts!
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    What was crazy about the korean chick???

    how did you like the asian puss? was it a first for you? maybe just your first taste of korea?

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    What did she said when she saw you had no ballz my nig?

    Well done Playa!
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    I prefer the ones you have to pay for. -700 odds of a rimjob instead of the typical -9000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    What was crazy about the korean chick???

    how did you like the asian puss? was it a first for you? maybe just your first taste of korea?
    My first Korean sample, I've been with a female from a different Asian country before and that was a regrettable experience for sure!

    Well, she was far easier then I imagined a Korean chick would be and she was doing some crazy things to me inside the club at end of night that I didnt expect! We were on the Red Light District Pub Crawl thing and was at one of the last bars. I'd been working on an American girl from California who was studying in Reggio Calabria, and after a couple hours of thinking I was in there her friend told me she had a boyfriend (she said it in a way as if to say "dont try anything douchebag"!). Twas a shame because they were volleyball players so had great asses!

    I then spotted some English girls on a Hen Party (Bacherlorette party!) so swooped in. Of course I thought at the time in my inebriated state that I'd go for the hottest one who also happened to be the one getting married. So after doing shots with her and doing okay her friends dragged her away. Turned out one of her friends had had her phone stolen/lost and I didnt wanna be involved in tht drama so I moved on.

    It was then that I spotted this random Korean girl. sat on a stool with a load of other random nationalities. Clearly one of those who has been randomly placed in a hostel with a load of nationalities who she probably wasn't comfortable with so was just tagging along to this bar crawl. I saw this as a perfect opportunity so swooped in a gave some random chat about Korea, probably things I've picked up from DeFacto's frequent outbursts in the past on here regarding that country! Anyway it must of worked because an hour later she was sexually molesting me on the dancefloor of a nightclub! I had to take her back to hotel just because it was gettin weird in there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    What did she said when she saw you had no ballz my nig?

    Well done Playa!
    lol she thrived off it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    It was then that I spotted this random Korean girl. sat on a stool with a load of other random nationalities.
    What gave it away that she was korean? how could you tell?

    i hope you wrapped that shit up son... these skanks that run off on vacations to new countries by themselves... well they are skanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    What gave it away that she was korean? how could you tell?

    i hope you wrapped that shit up son... these skanks that run off on vacations to new countries by themselves... well they are skanks
    my man, your mom is probably a skank. You described 99% of women.

    A friend of mine let his wife goto Jamaica with his sister and his mother. Well his sister's husband said that his sister broke down crying when they got back because she had cheated on him. Turns out they all got dicked pretty fast down there including his mom. Like hours after getting off the plane.

    true story.

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    haha the number is a little high
    im sure there are some women with integrity, or at least many that are too ugly to get laid

    how did your friend take it? it would be unbearable for me if i knew my lady got railed by some Jamaican horsemeat

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    they had kids so he toughed it out, the are divorced now. He wont even talk to his mother. And yes they all got that 12 inch blackness. It's f-cked him in his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    they had kids so he toughed it out, the are divorced now. He wont even talk to his mother. And yes they all got that 12 inch blackness. It's f-cked him in his head.
    I wish more Jamaicans went into MMA. They're auto heavy favourites according to the laws of cerebral hog analysis & worth a maxibet at anything less than -900.

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    i really feel for the black guys with avg or smaller cawks

    must be a tough life always failing to live up to expectations

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    Anderson Silva being an absolute legend...

    http://middleeasy.com/index.php?opti...:organizations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Anderson Silva being an absolute legend...

    http://middleeasy.com/index.php?opti...:organizations
    Fuckin fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    they had kids so he toughed it out, the are divorced now. He wont even talk to his mother. And yes they all got that 12 inch blackness. It's f-cked him in his head.
    tht is beyond weird that his own mother and sister would go out with his mrs and look for rooster together! Were they from BumFuck, Kansas or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    tht is beyond weird that his own mother and sister would go out with his mrs and look for rooster together! Were they from BumFuck, Kansas or something?
    Pun intended????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    What gave it away that she was korean? how could you tell?

    i hope you wrapped that shit up son... these skanks that run off on vacations to new countries by themselves... well they are skanks
    Korean girls dont look as downsy...less squinty eyes! I met enough at uni to be able to tell the difference now! I even guessed that she was from Seoul...tho I guess shouting out the Capital city of a small country is always going to have a good chance of being a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Pun intended????
    ha I'd be lying if I said it was!

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