Step 1. Google.com
Step 2. Do not be a mexican
Step 3. Type in Matt Mitrione twitter
Step 4. Pay a cracker
Planned parenthood should stop giving out birth control & start giving out copies of @BrendanSchaub 's 15 min. dry humping of Lavar Johnson
Don't count on seeing @BrendanSchaub on the Maury Povich show anytime soon. Cuz after we fight next month, he'll know exactly who his dad is
Hey @BrendanSchaub you asked to fight me, cool. Them sparse whiskers you grow can't hide that chin, son! #YaDunPhuckedUp
Already discovered @BrendanSchaub 's weakness (other than having no chin) That's right, body shots pic.twitter.com/ewhI0NuMvf
You owe me points Mr. GrabaCainsAss