1. #10816
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    quote them for the non/twatters
    Step 1. Google.com
    Step 2. Do not be a mexican
    Step 3. Type in Matt Mitrione twitter
    Step 4. Pay a cracker

    Planned parenthood should stop giving out birth control & start giving out copies of @BrendanSchaub 's 15 min. dry humping of Lavar Johnson

    Don't count on seeing @BrendanSchaub on the Maury Povich show anytime soon. Cuz after we fight next month, he'll know exactly who his dad is

    Hey @BrendanSchaub you asked to fight me, cool. Them sparse whiskers you grow can't hide that chin, son! #YaDunPhuckedUp

    Already discovered @BrendanSchaub 's weakness (other than having no chin) That's right, body shots pic.twitter.com/ewhI0NuMvf

    You owe me points Mr. GrabaCainsAss
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    Mitrione with some zingers...

    Also.... Mic Geronimo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    Step 1. Google.com
    Step 2. Do not be a mexican
    Step 3. Type in Matt Mitrione twitter
    Step 4. Pay a cracker

    Planned parenthood should stop giving out birth control & start giving out copies of @BrendanSchaub 's 15 min. dry humping of Lavar Johnson

    Don't count on seeing @BrendanSchaub on the Maury Povich show anytime soon. Cuz after we fight next month, he'll know exactly who his dad is

    Hey @BrendanSchaub you asked to fight me, cool. Them sparse whiskers you grow can't hide that chin, son! #YaDunPhuckedUp

    Already discovered @BrendanSchaub 's weakness (other than having no chin) That's right, body shots pic.twitter.com/ewhI0NuMvf

    You owe me points Mr. GrabaCainsAss

    Damn it.

    1. You spoiled my 666 points....now im 660...no blasphemus
    2. Thank you bud ♠
    3. Have a little quickie...i note you a bit hostile

    lol first 2 are great
    Last edited by Grabaka; 06-27-13 at 01:20 PM.
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    Hit you back homie. You paid too much.

    Your my favorite mexiCAIN capper

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    The 39-year-old Hunt posted today that a skin graft he had gotten over the course of multiple surgeries didn't take, and that he would be back in the hospital next week.


    A hematoma suffered during the fight was infected, which resulted in the graft.

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    So, this is off topic (given the randomness of recent posts I figure nobody will mind), but what sites are you guys using to place bets these days? I had an account with 5dimes a few years back, but since it's been a while I thought I'd check in with you all to see what you recommended. I'm mostly looking to bet MMA and would prefer to have as many options as possible (prop bets, live betting, etc.). Obviously sign up bonuses and overall odds given are important as well. Any thoughts?
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    5dimes best overall. Livebetting both 5dimes and bookmaker works, but bookmaker has more options although they are insanely greedy these days. For straight plays, usually pinnacle has the highest odds. But if i was to use one bookie i would prefer 5dimes.com. One thing i like with 5dimes in particular is that you have the option to create open spots. What is good with that is that you can lock in a play, when the odds is high, and then 2 weeks later parlay the first wager with another. As far as am concerned not many bookies have that option, and that option is fakking crucial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Jax View Post
    So, this is off topic (given the randomness of recent posts I figure nobody will mind), but what sites are you guys using to place bets these days? I had an account with 5dimes a few years back, but since it's been a few while I thought I'd check in with you all to see what you recommended. I'm mostly looking to bet MMA and would prefer to have as many options as possible (prop bets, live betting, etc.). Obviously sign up bonuses and overall odds given are important as well. Any thoughts?
    Pretty much everyone will agree that 5Dimes and Pinnacle are the best books for MMA. I'd say I've made less than 200 non-live MMA bets that weren't on Pinnacle or 5D since the start of the year. 5D have the best props and openers, Pinnacle usually have better lines until the reduced juice comes out.

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    Good to know... many thanks for the info.

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    Have you used Ladbrokes, V? They're offering the notorious at -333

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieUD View Post
    Have you used Ladbrokes, V? They're offering the notorious at -333
    V is on vacations but that book is ok...
    Notorious vs who?

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    Notorious VS Andrew Oogle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    V is on vacations but that book is ok...
    Notorious vs who?
    Aight, thanks! Signed up there now to play this line and Swanson t/ko +333

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    Pending plays:

    186137389-1 7/3/13 5:02pm $50.00 $71.43 Pending 2 Team Parlay
    Pending 7/6/13 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1202 Tim Kennedy -140* vs Roger Gracie
    Pending 7/6/13 11:59pm Props Fighting 1057 Weidman/Silva starts round 2 -240* vs Fight won't start round 2

    185951335-1 7/1/13 7:03pm $500.00 $194.01 Pending 2 Team Parlay
    Pending 8/3/13 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Jose Aldo -750* vs Chan Sung Jung
    Pending 8/17/13 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1702 Conor McGregor -445* vs Andy Ogle
    185950914-1 7/1/13 7:00pm $100.00 $85.28 Pending 2 Team Parlay
    Pending 8/17/13 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1702 Conor McGregor -445* vs Andy Ogle
    Pending 7/6/13 11:59pm Props Fighting 1057 Weidman/Silva starts round 2 -195* vs Fight won't start round 2
    185950784-1 7/1/13 6:59pm $100.00 $99.15 Pending 3 Team Parlay
    Pending 7/6/13 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -230* vs Chris Weidman
    Pending 8/3/13 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Jose Aldo -750* vs Chan Sung Jung
    Pending 8/17/13 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1702 Conor McGregor -445* vs Andy Ogle
    185065808-1 6/24/13 3:56pm $475.00 $250.00 Pending 8/31/13 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Benson Henderson -190* vs TJ Grant
    184353862-1 6/18/13 6:23pm $100.00 $80.00 Pending 7/6/13 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1301 Tim Boetsch/Mark Munoz Over 2½ -125*
    183979090-1 6/15/13 5:33pm $1.00 $40.58 Pending 8 Team Parlay
    Win 6/15/13 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1202 Ryan Jimmo -270* vs Igor Pokrajac
    Win 6/15/13 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1301 Alexis Davis -450* vs Rosi Sexton
    Win 6/15/13 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1402 Shawn Jordan +125* vs Pat Barry
    Win 6/15/13 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1501 Jake Shields/Tyron Woodley Over 2½ -195*
    Win 6/15/13 9:00pm UFC Fighting 1601 Sam Stout/James Krause Over 2½ -225*
    Win 6/15/13 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1901 Mitch Clarke +220* vs John Maguire
    Win 6/15/13 7:00pm UFC Fighting 2002 Yves Jabouin -335* vs Dustin Pague
    Pending 7/6/13 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Frankie Edgar -465* vs Charles Oliveira
    182266007-1 6/1/13 7:43pm $100.00 $42.91 Pending 2 Team Parlay
    Win 6/8/13 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1502 Rony Jason -305* vs Mike Wilkinson
    Pending 7/6/13 10:30pm Props Fighting 1108 Not Oliveira by 3 round decision -1312* vs Oliveira wins by 3 round decision
    174297484-1 4/12/13 6:00pm $700.00 $250.00 Pending 7/6/13 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Frankie Edgar -280* vs Charles Oliveira
    174297334-1 4/12/13 5:59pm $487.50 $250.00 Pending 7/7/13 12:00am UFC Fighting 1402 Cub Swanson -195* vs Dennis Siver

    Also £128 on McGregor (-400), and Rory Mac (-225) double.

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    Pierce by Decision -145?

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    Vaughany, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you used to post a running tally of your mma capping record? It's been a couple years since I last checked in on this forum, but I remember being impressed with your record and was curious how you'd done in the interim. Is that still something you track?

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    His Jesus Christ account did awful but his Vaughany account did great i think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Jax View Post
    Vaughany, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you used to post a running tally of your mma capping record? It's been a couple years since I last checked in on this forum, but I remember being impressed with your record and was curious how you'd done in the interim. Is that still something you track?
    I did, but I started making so many bets that I kind of lost track and lost the will to do it!

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    A shame... but I totally get it. Have you tracked your overall progress though? Any reversals or have you been able to consistently maintain your edge on the books?

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    He's obviously a losing player.
    A thread of over 300 pages because the books pay him to post his "plays" so others can tail a lose. K

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    Roger Gracie pull the trigger...dont pull the trigger...SHIT!

    Im finalizing my magic parlay and Im stuck with fuckin' Roger.

    Kennedys most effective on the ground/GnP. Hes not gonna KO Roger King Mo style...given the height advantage of Roger...Ima go with Roger.

    What do you guys think?

    Roger/Barboza/Edgar/Pierce/Swanson and Weidman 50 for 688.

    Thinking about laying the juice down on Norman Parke as the US japanese curse is still going on strong. Probably adding Parke into the parlay 50 for 1088.

    I feel very good about these to be honest.

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    Ive got Kennedy by Dec in a few parlays. Expecting a potentially snoozish display. In and out stand-up, cage work, and late round takedowns to grab those Unified points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Jax View Post
    Vaughany, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you used to post a running tally of your mma capping record? It's been a couple years since I last checked in on this forum, but I remember being impressed with your record and was curious how you'd done in the interim. Is that still something you track?
    Quote Originally Posted by Das Jax View Post
    A shame... but I totally get it. Have you tracked your overall progress though? Any reversals or have you been able to consistently maintain your edge on the books?
    Vaughany tracker stopped around 2011. Vaughna Bet tracker picked up right after.

    The heated arguments were to boost ratings for a slumping SBR... people were bound to find out sooner or later.

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    ha yeah, SBR offered us 1000pts each to boost ratings! Needless to say we ran with it...

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    2,000 points is a lot of pizza to feed your ghost.

    Please make the SBR pizza pointz payable to Vaughna Bet Squid Enterprises

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    Cerebral play by you two

    my hats off
    and for V, an emoticon

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    hahahah

    Dana just posted this:

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    Only at the UFC Fan Expo can u see crazy shit like this!!! LOL thanks Gabe


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    Who is that supposed to be, the baldfather? Mikhail Gorbachev? Kinda looks like Josh Burkman with the mole. Wait, with the horseface & receding hairline it could be Edith too.

    I'm gonna grab my rusty scalpel and cut that hideous tumour out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    hahahah

    Dana just posted this:

    Dana White


    Only at the UFC Fan Expo can u see crazy shit like this!!! LOL thanks Gabe



    dfc rant what kind of phaget goes around getting other manlets cut into their fat heads
    stupid joo wasting peoples time for a little bit of fame /end>

    gunshard That guys has another mans face on the back of his head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    dfc rant what kind of phaget goes around getting other manlets cut into their fat heads
    stupid joo wasting peoples time for a little bit of fame /end>

    gunshard That guys has another mans face on the back of his head
    lol

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    The legend that is Ronaldooooooo




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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    she has a butt where her vagina is

    her camel toe is a camel ass

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