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    JoeCool20
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    Somebody give me 1111 points and I won't even play the 11 p.m. tourney.

    LOL Two people over donked me at 8 pm. So I have to cash now at 11pm.

    Arunsh "dislikes" me now because of a hand 2 weeks ago that he claimed I said he made the "wrong play" on

    WHEN I NEVER SAID THAT! LOL HOW IN THE FUK COULD YOU MAKE A "WRONG PLAY" IN A GAME OF POKER

    FOR MUTHA FUKIN PIZZAS? AND HOW IN THE FUK COULD YOU "ASSUME" THAT A STRANGER THOUGHT

    YOU MADE A "BAD PLAY" IN POKER FOR MUTHA FUKIN PIZZA POINTS? LOL

    Some of you people's "insecurity" about your poker play on SBR pizza poker

    is incredible to me! Do you REALLY want strangers to think you are a "good poker player" when the stakes

    are SBR pizza points? LOL OMG. If somebody gives me 1111 points, then I won't even play in the 11 pm tourney!

    If I get the points and then play, I'll take a ban for the rest of my membership. Shoot it!

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    tldr


    douche bag

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    ^^^ dbotm

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    JoeCool20
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    tldr


    douche bag
    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    ^^^ dbotm


    LOL I forgot to say:

    "cue the few infatuated idiots who follow me around the board making fools of themselves up under every post I make!"


    LOL 4th grade whiny pussy posts are closed for the summer! Y'all try to let the adults talk here!

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    joe this is your superbowl tonight biggest night of the year for you no pressure

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    Where's the thread where you begged for points then stiffed firedawg on the payback blowjoe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    joe this is your superbowl tonight biggest night of the year for you no pressure


    LOL I'm fuking drunk! I played golf all day! and I just sent $2 grand in and lost it in blackjack!


    I had 11 for $500 and I doubled and it gave me a 5 and then gave me the option to hit again.

    I thought it was a set up and I hit with a 10 card. Now I really don't give a shit about this dumb shit.

    I may not even play. Depends on whether I send $2 more grand in and try to get my other $2 grand back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCool20 View Post
    LOL I'm fuking drunk! I played golf all day! and I just sent $2 grand in and lost it in blackjack!


    I had 11 for $500 and I doubled and it gave me a 5 and then gave me the option to hit again.

    I thought it was a set up and I hit with a 10 card. Now I really don't give a shit about this dumb shit.

    I may not even play. Depends on whether I send $2 more grand in and try to get my other $2 grand back.
    Good for you

    I always thought you were disabled, must just be a mental issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCool20 View Post
    LOL I'm fuking drunk! I played golf all day! and I just sent $2 grand in and lost it in blackjack!


    I had 11 for $500 and I doubled and it gave me a 5 and then gave me the option to hit again.

    I thought it was a set up and I hit with a 10 card. Now I really don't give a shit about this dumb shit.

    I may not even play. Depends on whether I send $2 more grand in and try to get my other $2 grand back.
    how do they let u hit again after u double, jeez they got u reeled in with that online casino stuff stay away stay far away it's rigged

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Where's the thread where you begged for points then stiffed firedawg on the payback blowjoe?

    It's the same thread where you are too stupid to see that I paid that back dumb-ass.

    I know you don't care dude, but people can see that all you do is follow me around this board making an idiot-fool

    of yourself up under every post that I make!



    Try to have more respect for yourself than that son. It makes you look INCREDIBLY

    childish and foolish to continually run around the board right up under my nut sack kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    how do they let u hit again after u double, jeez they got u reeled in with that online casino stuff stay away stay far away it's rigged
    Don't know cincy! They showed A 4 after I hit 16 with a 10, so if a 7 or higher was next, then I got hosed.
    Last edited by JoeCool20; 05-29-19 at 09:19 PM.

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    Moms house money is gone. Congrats you Degen pos.

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    joey YOU make these threads, we don't follow you around...it pops up in the forum


    you bring this on yourself pal

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    is there a manual anywhere on how to be as cool as u joe, asking for a friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    is there a manual anywhere on how to be as cool as u joe, asking for a friend


    LOL Yeah, be dead broke about 10 years ago, then get a job and start putting ALL of it into the stock market,

    when it was at the lows of the recession!


    Then use your education and business acumen in the market to parlay that shit into a small fortune!

    Then have your family start dying off at an alarming rate, and realize that THEY had done the SAME thing you had done!

    Next thing you know you got 3 houses 4 cars and a half a million bucks NOT counting what you made yourself

    with your own hard work! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCool20 View Post
    LOL Yeah, be dead broke about 10 years ago, then get a job and start putting ALL of it into the stock market,

    when it was at the lows of the recession!


    Then use your education and business acumen in the market to parlay that shit into a small fortune!

    Then have your family start dying off at an alarming rate, and realize that THEY had done the SAME thing you had done!

    Next thing you know you got 3 houses 4 cars and a half a million bucks NOT counting what you made yourself

    with your own hard work! LOL
    Can I have Baltic

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCool20 View Post
    LOL Yeah, be dead broke about 10 years ago, then get a job and start putting ALL of it into the stock market,

    when it was at the lows of the recession!


    Then use your education and business acumen in the market to parlay that shit into a small fortune!

    Then have your family start dying off at an alarming rate, and realize that THEY had done the SAME thing you had done!

    Next thing you know you got 3 houses 4 cars and a half a million bucks NOT counting what you made yourself

    with your own hard work! LOL
    dang bro seems pretty legit and step by step easy methods only part thats a little confusing is that fam starting dying off should it be insinuated that they started disappearing mysteriously(wink) and, oh I dont know, there was some insurance monies that needed to be claimed and wa-lah we are rich now baby. my only question now is how did you manage to keep your scent off the trail

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    Very sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Moms house money is gone. Congrats you Degen pos.
    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    joey YOU make these threads, we don't follow you around...it pops up in the forum


    you bring this on yourself pal


    I've never seen a thread you have made and then made an idiot/juvenile comment up under it

    because I don't give a fuk about you! THAT'S the difference kid! For some reason you are infatuated with me

    to the point where you post rude and idiotic bullshit up under my threads!

    Your first post up under this thread by me was the ever so intelligent 4th grade words of "douche bag".

    Hell man, if you don't care what others see you as, then by all means say "nanna nanna boo-boo" next!

    And I might reply "stick your head in doo-doo." Or you can NOT be a child on here up under my threads!

    Your choice dude! Not mine!

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    Blowjoe say it ain't so. First your stiffing posters here for points then your taking out double indemnity life insurance policies on your mom and brother? How many 'points' did they loan you without getting paid back before you had to act?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCool20 View Post
    I've never seen a thread you have made and then made an idiot/juvenile comment up under it

    because I don't give a fuk about you! THAT'S the difference kid! For some reason you are infatuated with me

    to the point where you post rude and idiotic bullshit up under my threads!

    Your first post up under this thread by me was the ever so intelligent 4th grade words of "douche bag".

    Hell man, if you don't care what others see you as, then by all means say "nanna nanna boo-boo" next!

    And I might reply "stick your head in doo-doo." Or you can NOT be a child on here up under my threads!

    Your choice dude! Not mine!

    How is this for a reply


    Suck a dikk douche bag

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    joe u do have to sign up for the 11pm if u want a chance u got 12 mins

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    dang bro seems pretty legit and step by step easy methods only part thats a little confusing is that fam starting dying off should it be insinuated that they started disappearing mysteriously(wink) and, oh I dont know, there was some insurance monies that needed to be claimed and wa-lah we are rich now baby. my only question now is how did you manage to keep your scent off the trail
    LOL Only if you are a stupid idiot who can't read this part:


    " NOT counting what you made yourself with your own hard work! "


    Dude, I will NEVER be able to spend what I accumulated MYSELF with my kick ass moves in the market!


    BEFORE my family started dying you idiot dumb-ass!



    Learn to read bud. Or you make an INCREDIBLE foolish idiot of yourself for all the board to see!




    Or what the fuk, go commit a crime on your own family so you can steal their 2 packs of soda crackers!

    My family had houses and cars. Blame your family for being janitors, not my family for accumulating wealth!

    If your family had just got a high school diploma or a GED, then maybe you'd know about wealth.
    Last edited by JoeCool20; 05-29-19 at 09:56 PM.

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    Isn't it about that time where you go through and edit all of your posts?

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    So a high school diploma is what makes you better than someone else blowjob?

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    i am going all in on the first hand tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Very sad
    Thanks Bro. Ain't nuthin I can do but try to deal with it!

    And try not to go cuckoo!


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    I guess Joe really needed those points for pizza since mamaws house money is gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Isn't it about that time where you go through and edit all of your posts?
    Please stop being a childish idiot on here! Go talk to SBR about the edit feature if you don't like it!

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    why do you edit most of your posts?

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    We should get a pool going to give joefool 1 point per day for stop posting. If we have 30 participants (easy) it's just 1 point / month each.
    Points Awarded:

    2daBank gave juicername 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.

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    gauchojake gave juicername 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    why do you edit most of your posts?
    joe is a perfectionist

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    Originally Posted by kidcudi92
    why do you edit most of your posts?



    joe is a perfectionist







    LOL Why the fuk would some idiot ask about using the features available for posts?


    LOL Why did you use a question mark? Why did you use every button that you used?


    LOL UH, I guess because those are the things I can use! What the fuk is the matter with that kidcudi92?


    And more important, what the fuk does he think I did to him to make him be infatuated with me?


    LOL Whatever it was, can I take it back? Is there a "take back" button? Would he ask me why I used it? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    We should get a pool going to give joefool 1 point per day for stop posting. If we have 30 participants (easy) it's just 1 point / month each.
    LOL Get "a pool" going for people like you who are infatuated with me and make fools of yourselves

    up under my threads, and I would get 30 THOUSAND points a day! LOL Dude just take a look at yourself!

    My stuff just CAN'T be that important to you for it to make

    you make a childish fool out of yourself up under my posts! It just can't!

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