1. 12-20-11 08:58 PM #1
    JohnGalt2341
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    50 betpoints CONTEST. If you were GOD for a day...

    What would you do? You're all powerful and mighty. You can do anything you want. You can cure any disease. You can have your favorite player score 10 touchdowns. Anything you want... what would you do? I'll award 50 betpoints to the poster with the best answer on January 1st 2012.
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  2. 12-20-11 09:12 PM #2
    Jericholic
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    I would do as the Bloodhound Gang have done before me
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  3. 12-20-11 09:18 PM #3
    Roxxyfish
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    I would give JJ Gold a 5inch rooster for one day
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  4. 12-20-11 09:18 PM #4
    starfire
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    I would make a DevilsIsland...
    & put it on Ppv
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  5. 12-20-11 09:20 PM #5
    Naz18
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    Fix a pothole on a street near my house.
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  6. 12-20-11 09:21 PM #6
    Chimneyfish
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    Resurrect Ayn Rand.
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  7. 12-20-11 09:23 PM #7
    Sledge187
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    I would have sex with Jennifer Lopez ( i would have to see that @ss). Then I would punch Kevin James in the face for making that movie Dilemma. In the afternoon I would play blackjack at a casino using free $5 vouchers. At my table I would have Charlie from it's always Sunny, Danny Devito, and Val Kilmers portrayal of Doc Holliday from Tombstone. I would then end the night with a sexual encounter with Jessica Beil and I would have Carrot Top filming us making love.
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  8. 12-20-11 09:27 PM #8
    robzilla
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    Id give women 3 boobs.
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  9. 12-20-11 09:30 PM #9
    BIGDAY
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    I would find a cure for Angelman Syndrome.
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  10. 12-20-11 09:32 PM #10
    Koldazzice
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    Think I would cure cancer - Don't think there is anyone in this world that hasn't been affected in some way be it a family member/self from cancer.

    Then I would of course have a BJ contest featuring every girl that has been on the disney channel!

    But cancer 1st
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  11. 12-20-11 09:41 PM #11
    moses millsap
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    I would never have parents outlive their children.
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  12. 12-20-11 09:45 PM #12
    mrmarket
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    Resurrect Ayn Rand bring her to a libertarian convention and kill her again with gold bar to the back of the skull.

    On a lighter note I'd probably wipe nukes from the world and knowledge to make them now/in the future.
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  13. 12-20-11 09:47 PM #13
    eidolon
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    I would change the way women were designed. I would change places of the uvula and the clitoris
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  14. 12-20-11 09:48 PM #14
    Emily_Haines
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    Make Ron Paul president and no term limits apply
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  15. 12-20-11 09:50 PM #15
    yahoonino
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    i would give every body a new ass ,,,cause what whe have ,got a hole
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  16. 12-20-11 09:51 PM #16
    goofyre
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    Remove the stupid people from the world. We're overpopulated as it is, losing 1-2 billion people would be a good thing.
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  17. 12-20-11 09:52 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Make Ron Paul president and no term limits apply
    And what's your plan for Congress?
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  18. 12-20-11 09:57 PM #18
    SportsPedagogy
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    I would have Chuck Norris host "To catch a predator" instead if Chris Hanson. That would teach those pedophiles !
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  19. 12-20-11 10:12 PM #19
    Mr KLC
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    I would get rid of calories, erectile dysfunction, and cold toilet seats.
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  20. 12-20-11 10:14 PM #20
    InTheDrink
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    I'd get a fukkin cover right here for Florida international

    It's gonna take a miracle from god to make it happen. Fuk!
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  21. 12-20-11 11:21 PM #21
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    Give jjGold Fabio's hair.
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  22. 12-20-11 11:22 PM #22
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    I would wipe out the entire world. Because in the end, life is cruel, unfair and pointless. What you make of your life is one thing, but in the end it matters not.
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  23. 12-21-11 12:05 AM #23
    ttwarrior1
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    wow alot of lame ducks in here

    I would have him heal everyone that needs to be healed, heal the deaf, heal the blind, heal the mentall ill, heal people in pain.

    Have someone create new good paying jobs with benefits all across the world of good products that everyone needs.

    100 k pts to every sbr poster. And for god to say if he is jesus or someone else to end all world hate forever and we would alll follow one religion and one god
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  24. 12-21-11 12:26 AM #24
    Roxxyfish
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    yeah and heal the fat and retarded
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    wow alot of lame ducks in here

    I would have him heal everyone that needs to be healed, heal the deaf, heal the blind, heal the mentall ill, heal people in pain.

    Have someone create new good paying jobs with benefits all across the world of good products that everyone needs.

    100 k pts to every sbr poster. And for god to say if he is jesus or someone else to end all world hate forever and we would alll follow one religion and one god
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  25. 12-21-11 12:45 AM #25
    boondoggle
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    I would do nothing because I do not exist.
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  26. 12-21-11 01:35 AM #26
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    I would erase religion from everyone's mind for a day and see what happens.
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  27. 12-21-11 01:40 AM #27
    GamblerSpirit
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    I would force everyone to be kind and nice and obviously NO CRIME for a day.
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  28. 12-21-11 01:45 AM #28
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    I would Just stand up and yell "SEE! I DO EXIST"!!!
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  29. 12-21-11 01:45 AM #29
    warriorfan707
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    I would make sure the Giants won the WS, the Niners won the Super Bowl, and the Warriors won the NBA FInals every year for 30 years straight.
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  30. 12-21-11 01:50 AM #30
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    I would probably spend the day wondering what amazing thing I should do until I run out of time and get nothing done.
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  31. 12-21-11 02:08 AM #31
    ttwarrior1
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    now u see why i got a problem with roxy, he is like this with way too many people, he needs a banning. Rather be fat and american than what he is
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  32. 12-21-11 02:12 AM #32
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    i'd prove my existence by winning games in the 4th qtr or OT that i had no business winning
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  33. 12-21-11 02:44 AM #33
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    I'll come back later with an EPIC story.
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  34. 12-21-11 02:58 AM #34
    PAULYPOKER
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    I would destroy mankind and start over..........
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  35. 12-21-11 03:13 AM #35
    danso
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    I'd increase the population of hot chicks.
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