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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Take your car to Maaco Paint, get a $200 paint job and BAM! You got a free car. How the fukk they gonna repo what they can't find.
    Genius! Don't forget to change/remove the license plate.

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    as i was reading this thread, I heard some sound from outside.. so I look out the window to find some kid going through ppl's trash to find the cans.... I am glad you found the job... but I was gonna say, there are some ppl going through others' trash to make money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Keep it up homeboy, just don't gamble until you have enough to lose.
    Quote Originally Posted by zsr View Post
    Nice job woj. Once you starting getting paid dont go anywhere near a casino man. Good luck
    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    good luck
    thanks guys

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    at least the cards are still alive bro

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    yeah they look good, if we can get past wolf tonight and lohse holds his own then its over. be great to win the series tomorrow at home.

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    glad to hear that thawoj. if you are in a more populated environment, perhaps you would be able to rent a room off craigslist for an affordable price if you are only seeking accommodations for yourself.

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    almost started a mini run, turned my 137 pts into 800 but got greedy and lost 4 consecutive $75 hands (2 handed) to get down to 202 so i stopped and did this:

    Oct 15 CFB [178] TEXAS +7-110
    Oct 15 NHL [54] MONTREAL -135
    Oct 15 NHL [77] ST. LOUIS +155
    Oct 15 SOC [25026] CHELSEA -325
    Risking 202 SBR To Win 2036.50 SBR

    i got like 12 days left before my pro-membership expires so im tryin to make something happen lol
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    I love the 23197 top casino winner badge. SBR has to remind you all the time what a sucker you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    almost started a mini run, turned my 137 pts into 800 but got greedy and lost 4 consecutive $75 hands (2 handed) to get down to 202 so i stopped and did this:

    Oct 15 CFB [178] TEXAS +7-110
    Oct 15 NHL [54] MONTREAL -135
    Oct 15 NHL [77] ST. LOUIS +155
    Oct 15 SOC [25026] CHELSEA -325
    Risking 202 SBR To Win 2036.50 SBR

    i got like 12 days left before my pro-membership expires so im tryin to make something happen lol
    2 weeks is ample time. Donate blood twice, plasma once and lie about being a doctor so you can *** into a small cup at your pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I love the 23197 top casino winner badge. SBR has to remind you all the time what a sucker you are.
    least i didnt get a "2nd reminder" badge for the 2nd night for 19000+ because i had won all the pts just after midnight but lost them later that night so technically it was the same day...but yeah everytime i stare at that badge it makes me sick

    if i hit this little 4-teamer for 2k im gonna roll all of it into an NFL 5-teamer to turn it into 40k
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    What level of homelessness are we talking here? Sleeping on a buddys floor or homeless homeless begging,and just standing around. There are different levels ... If just bouncing around you will be okay gl bounce back ... Fast!!

    Even if it's the worst level.

    At least you're in New Orleans.

    You can eat better out of dumpsters in New Orleans than just about any place in the world.

    Go over to Port of Call.

    A lot of people order gigantic burgers and can't finish them all the time.

    Cafe Du Monde's probably trashing about 1000 beignets an hour.

    And there's always Popeye's.

    Sad story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    yep always running those security clearances... Didnt know bk was a problem navy denied me top secret clearance at meps because I lived in Thailand for a year. good luck you will think of something.

    I can't believe we're running bogus wars around the world where people are getting killed for no reason t'all and the millitary's turning people away for credit ratings...

    WHEN THE COUNTRY ITSELF IS BANKRUPT.

    Crazy.

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    Dear WOJ,

    I read your whole story and the comments in this thread. I'd just like to say a couple things from the heart.

    The points that you lost in the casino are really nothing. A few thousand dollars is no big deal. But the rest of your story is extremely heartfelt and eye-opening. I started gambling when I was 17. I can only win at a few sports but I bet mostly everything. For 2 years, I lost thousands of dollars. It was strange because I go back to a comment in this thread-- I was literally betting "to lose." It's like I already knew before the bet was placed I was digging the hole even deeper. I wanted to lose. To slap myself back to reality. Well, that didn't work until I lost a lot.

    Then I said to myself. You know what, it's fine. "I'm starting over. Fresh. It's fine. I'm going to start my life right now" I'm lucky enough not to be homeless and have a family that could support me. I then started working and kept gambling but very small amounts. I saved up enough money and received a loan from family members to open up a liquor store, which I run today with my brother. I still gamble today and lose, but the store helps me recover those losses. Eventually, I'm going to do something different.

    People frequently tell me I have a crazy imagination and am one of the most creative people they have met. That will help me with something, I know it.

    Your story is so interesting. I am a frequent movie watcher and I think that this could be manipulated in such an imaginative way that it can be turned into a screenplay--something dark, tragic, but so touching and heartfelt. I wouldn't take the idea of a book unless it's a novel. There's no money in Justin's type of "gambling" books anymore. They are not timeless. Justin will never be remembered for his book.

    You really have something here. Really. Your story stretches far past the last line on the page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Good show!
    There's a place for people like you. The bottomless pit of fallen angels. Where all your dreams vanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    no problem. 9+ teams i mean. might i recommend:

    WagerType:PARLAY (15 TEAMS)
    Date:Team:
    Oct 02NFL [207] DETROIT +115
    Oct 02NFL [213] WASHINGTON -140
    Oct 02NFL [217] BUFFALO -155
    Oct 02NFL [223] PITTSBURGH +175
    Oct 02NFL [233] NEW ENGLAND -230
    Oct 02NFL [236] BALTIMORE -190
    Oct 01CFB [112] ILLINOIS -375
    Oct 01CFB [115] WAKE FOREST EV
    Oct 01CFB [120] TEMPLE -310
    Oct 01CFB [131] GEORGIA TECH -375
    Oct 01CFB [145] WASHINGTON STAT +130
    Oct 01CFB [155] ALABAMA -190
    Oct 01CFB [171] BALL STATE +40-110
    Oct 01CFB [185] NORTH CAROLINA -6½-110
    Oct 01CFB [188] WISCONSIN -375
    Risking 25 SBR To Win 56951.63 SBR
    Love the whole ticket.
    Last edited by willieteal; 10-15-11 at 12:09 AM.

  16. #331
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    willieteal-

    dont tease me by saying port of call lol. dam lol. and yeah about the military bankruptcy thing, ironic huh? also that parlay ticket that glitch posted was from 2 weeks ago.

    goatmilk-

    thanks for the support. it def it quite some story since the last 12 years or so. such a story that believe it or not most ppl simply just dont believe me. they say im making it up and say theres no way possible anybodys that bad or messes up that much. but as i've said before, im the only that doesnt get the privelege of deciding if its a true story or not. i have to live with it.
    i might not end up in life with a lot of money or a nice house, nice car, etc. but in my eyes, if i stay out of jail and have any car and any house/place to live and somehow continue to survive and stay alive..then i win.

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    can we just sticky this post forever.?

    if not i'll bump it every week or so.

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    seriously guys knowthis thread

    if u game on the internet

    sports wagering, and poker only. ( maybe horses. i don't know.)
    )

    DO NOT VARIATE.

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    Do not variate

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    do not variate

    do not variate

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    SERIOUSLY. CHECK MY PT HISTORY.

    ON AUG 20TH I LOST 800pts, mid september placed 15th beat the prick. 150pts rolled over to 500. lost it instantsly on conversion.

    same as t is talking about multiple losses in a row.(blackjack)

    then i said ok i will give one more chance for variance./

    see my 250pt badge. ro it to 400 i lost it instantly with multiple losses in a row. never even won one hand. this occurs to many times. alway

    already r.o my pts form poker won tonite

    i will not go near this casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Dear WOJ,

    I read your whole story and the comments in this thread. I'd just like to say a couple things from the heart.

    The points that you lost in the casino are really nothing. A few thousand dollars is no big deal. But the rest of your story is extremely heartfelt and eye-opening. I started gambling when I was 17. I can only win at a few sports but I bet mostly everything. For 2 years, I lost thousands of dollars. It was strange because I go back to a comment in this thread-- I was literally betting "to lose." It's like I already knew before the bet was placed I was digging the hole even deeper. I wanted to lose. To slap myself back to reality. Well, that didn't work until I lost a lot.

    Then I said to myself. You know what, it's fine. "I'm starting over. Fresh. It's fine. I'm going to start my life right now" I'm lucky enough not to be homeless and have a family that could support me. I then started working and kept gambling but very small amounts. I saved up enough money and received a loan from family members to open up a liquor store, which I run today with my brother. I still gamble today and lose, but the store helps me recover those losses. Eventually, I'm going to do something different.

    People frequently tell me I have a crazy imagination and am one of the most creative people they have met. That will help me with something, I know it.

    Your story is so interesting. I am a frequent movie watcher and I think that this could be manipulated in such an imaginative way that it can be turned into a screenplay--something dark, tragic, but so touching and heartfelt. I wouldn't take the idea of a book unless it's a novel. There's no money in Justin's type of "gambling" books anymore. They are not timeless. Justin will never be remembered for his book.

    You really have something here. Really. Your story stretches far past the last line on the page.
    I don't think self destructive addiction sells in Hollywood unless there is some epiphany or big turn around at the end. Sadly, I don't think Woj is capabale of that, he will keep on until he is broke, we've seen this like 5 times already just in this thread.

    On a positive note, with all those trivia badges I'm sure he can win a free bar tab at Wild Wings once or twice a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    almost started a mini run, turned my 137 pts into 800 but got greedy and lost 4 consecutive $75 hands (2 handed) to get down to 202 so i stopped and did this:

    Oct 15 CFB [178] TEXAS +7-110
    Oct 15 NHL [54] MONTREAL -135
    Oct 15 NHL [77] ST. LOUIS +155
    Oct 15 SOC [25026] CHELSEA -325
    Risking 202 SBR To Win 2036.50 SBR

    i got like 12 days left before my pro-membership expires so im tryin to make something happen lol

    GL


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I don't think self destructive addiction sells in Hollywood unless there is some epiphany or big turn around at the end. Sadly, I don't think Woj is capabale of that, he will keep on until he is broke, we've seen this like 5 times already just in this thread. On a positive note, with all those trivia badges I'm sure he can win a free bar tab at Wild Wings once or twice a week.
    yes thats why i said it would have to be manipulated in an imaginative way. the tragic depressing story, and at the end, a moment of spiritual enlightenment. we're not talking about a documentary, it's fiction. i'm already playing out the scenes in my head. it would work. something that touches the hearts of viewers without being cliche is pretty rare in the film industry today. the story is not even about gambling. it transcends that, exploring the irrepressible depths of the mind. just my opinion.
    Last edited by Goat Milk; 10-15-11 at 07:48 AM.

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    motherfukker. hit a 9-teamer for 24 pts (went 8-0-1 with arsenal -1 push) for 675 pts. turned it into 3200 playing BJ in about 30 minutes and now have 50 points left

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    motherfukker. hit a 9-teamer for 24 pts (went 8-0-1 with arsenal -1 push) for 675 pts. turned it into 3200 playing BJ in about 30 minutes and now have 50 points left
    what a shocker

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    motherfukker. hit a 9-teamer for 24 pts (went 8-0-1 with arsenal -1 push) for 675 pts. turned it into 3200 playing BJ in about 30 minutes and now have 50 points left
    Sounds like you had a great time playing and gambling! Good show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post

    Sounds like you had a great time playing and gambling! Good show!
    i dont get it. what do u mean good show. do u guys get to watch as im playing? u guys probably laugh your asses off watching me lose all the points back all the time. and nope, didn't have a 'great time'....im not doing this because its fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    i dont get it. what do u mean good show. do u guys get to watch as im playing? u guys probably laugh your asses off watching me lose all the points back all the time. and nope, didn't have a 'great time'....im not doing this because its fun

    Dont you see something wrong with that? Yours is a sad story because you do this to yourself over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    i dont get it. what do u mean good show. do u guys get to watch as im playing? u guys probably laugh your asses off watching me lose all the points back all the time. and nope, didn't have a 'great time'....im not doing this because its fun
    Gambling is entertainment and at least here its free. You played, heavy emphasis on the word "played", for hours on SBR and didn't lose a dime. Even if you played here or in a Las vegas casino for real money its still entertainment. Do not confuse entertainment with endeavors and time spent that actually make money.

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    funny story,

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    motherfukker. hit a 9-teamer for 24 pts (went 8-0-1 with arsenal -1 push) for 675 pts. turned it into 3200 playing BJ in about 30 minutes and now have 50 points left
    No one saw that coming..

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    Get help or you are doomed.
    Lost 40+K on BJ and still haven't learned??

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    Thats part of gambling....u win some and lose some...but at least at SBR ur only losing points

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    i dont get it. what do u mean good show. do u guys get to watch as im playing? u guys probably laugh your asses off watching me lose all the points back all the time. and nope, didn't have a 'great time'....im not doing this because its fun
    you gotta take some personal responsibility. self control is under-rated. but since you have none- im sure you enjoy parlays. (they are also entertainment because they are very "difficult".)

    i like this one. you should use these points to make a parlay very similar to this one with these picks.

    WagerType:PARLAY (13 TEAMS)
    Date: Team:
    Oct 23 NFL [401] CHICAGO -1½-110
    Oct 23 NFL [417] TOTAL o42-110 (PITTSBURGH vrs ARIZONA)
    Oct 21 CFB [307] RUTGERS +2-110
    Oct 22 CFB [340] BALL STATE -1-110
    Oct 22 CFB [353] OKLAHOMA STATE -7-110
    Oct 22 CFB [359] UTAH +3-110
    Oct 22 CFB [368] WASHINGTON STAT -3-115
    Oct 22 CFB [381] USC +9-110
    Oct 22 CFB [383] SMU +3-115
    Oct 18 NHL [2] BOSTON -185
    Oct 18 NHL [5] DALLAS -110
    Oct 18 NHL [7] BUFFALO -115
    Oct 18 NHL [18] PHOENIX +120
    Risking 20 SBR To Win 78135.66 SBR

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