Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=24851241'>posted</a> on 11/21/2015:

So im on the moon waiting for the NASA Cassini spacecraft to pass back by after its orbited around Saturn where it will be stopping to honor me with a lifetime achievement award.

Snuck into a crater to throw a moon rock back at earth where i hope it will land on the forehead of some 6'8 blonde haired goof from Texas who i see holding a sign reading "go fukk yourself pal"...

Hooked up some wifi off a local north korean satellite (was the only one within wifi range) and took a selfie as proof...

Tried logging in but it blocked me saying that the maximum number of space cadets for a site had been exceeded...

Boys i think this means we need to lift our game